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beezeltown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 8:34:26 PM  
I mean, after about the fifth or sixth rail of coke, a person really does feel like they can get away with anything...
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 9:05:09 PM  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:36:42 PM  
Let's watch this family dynamic play out.
I know he's not long for the word, just waiting for the hammer to fall.

Vanka and mommy are still being debriefed by their Russian handlers, and jarret is going to take a moment to get on the ropes, but that is coming.

Daddy should find this chapter in his aderall addled life somewhat quirky.

Should be fun to watch his reaction, and he is a transactional reactionary.
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 11:58:53 PM  
He will be buried next to his mom at the golf course.

The only difference will be his butt sticking out of the ground. Because the golf course could use it as a bike rack.
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 12:14:35 AM  
Obviously this means that Joe Biden is automagically president and Donald Trump has to use store-brand Twitter from now on.
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 12:27:34 AM  
All his kids are just hoping he dies soon enough that he will still have some money left for their inheritance. Donald Trump is a man who has gone through life never knowing what it is like to be loved.
 
Driver [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 12:55:42 AM  

Ghastly: All his kids are just hoping he dies soon enough that he will still have some money left for their inheritance. Donald Trump is a man who has gone through life never knowing what it is like to be loved.


The crowd of people (Trump has stiffed over the years) vying to get money from his estate will be bigger than Obama's inauguration crowd
 
Palined Parenthood [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:32:43 AM  
non-liars don't have to tell you they're not gonna lie
 
LordJiro [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:34:21 AM  

Ghastly: All his kids are just hoping he dies soon enough that he will still have some money left for their inheritance. Donald Trump is a man who has gone through life never knowing what it is like to be loved.


Yup. And the cycle will continue, because people like the Trump clan don't see anyone but themselves as actual people.
 
Burn_The_Plows
2023-02-06 1:36:03 AM  
This won't change anything. Trump never gave a shiat about Junior.
 
etoof
2023-02-06 1:36:06 AM  

beezeltown: I mean, after about the fifth or sixth rail of coke, a person really does feel like they can get away with anything...


Potheads are the same, except they only think, not act.
 
DoctorCal
2023-02-06 1:37:25 AM  
"Donald Trump, Jr. retweeted" ngl I thought it said "redacted".
 
dp3 [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:38:47 AM  
Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
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mistahtom
2023-02-06 1:48:37 AM  
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/Hell yeah it's forced
 
mistahtom
2023-02-06 1:49:36 AM  
Plus I'm seeing social media posts blow up from bot accounts about Balloon-gate
 
FDR Jones
2023-02-06 1:53:32 AM  
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flamesfan [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:58:01 AM  
The mission patch for the 4th balloon. The other 3 were ignored and covered up.

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Archie Goodwin
2023-02-06 2:00:48 AM  

Driver: Ghastly: All his kids are just hoping he dies soon enough that he will still have some money left for their inheritance. Donald Trump is a man who has gone through life never knowing what it is like to be loved.

The crowd of people (Trump has stiffed over the years) vying to get money from his estate will be bigger than Obama's inauguration crowd


Money? All he has is debt. He just keeps refinancing it over and over. He hasn't had his head above water in decades.
 
maram500
2023-02-06 2:00:58 AM  

vudukungfu: Let's watch this family dynamic play out.
I know he's not long for the word, just waiting for the hammer to fall.

Vanka and mommy are still being debriefed by their Russian handlers, and jarret is going to take a moment to get on the ropes, but that is coming.

Daddy should find this chapter in his aderall addled life somewhat quirky.

Should be fun to watch his reaction, and he is a transactional reactionary.


See, I take the opposite view.

Junior is about to watch daddy go postal on his ass. Sure, daddy's tantrums are all but laughable, but when he threatens the others with cutting them off, even Eric is going to be smart enough to start insulting his brother. It'll be hilarious.
 
nakmuay
2023-02-06 2:03:33 AM  
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maram500
2023-02-06 2:09:55 AM  

dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
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Wait a sec--I don't remember Melania being in the original photo. If she was, then why? No one else had their spouse in the picture. It's just like Ivanka "sitting in" for daddy at major political events.
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-02-06 2:10:20 AM  
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Alphax
2023-02-06 2:27:07 AM  
If even Jr. thinks his dad is too weak to retaliate against him, he probably needs a golf cart to get to the bathroom.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 2:28:45 AM  
That is funny. Unexpected source just makes it funnier. Can it be that Junior is getting over his fear of Psycho Dad?
 
Fart_Machine
2023-02-06 2:37:20 AM  
Junior is just too dumb to realize they're making fun of daddy.
 
mr_fulano
2023-02-06 3:11:38 AM  

dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]


Why the hell are they all gazing off in different directions?
 
dp3 [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:16:55 AM  

maram500: dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]

Wait a sec--I don't remember Melania being in the original photo. If she was, then why? No one else had their spouse in the picture. It's just like Ivanka "sitting in" for daddy at major political events.


Weird. Yeah. I checked and she's in all, except the Guardian's article, where she is conveniently obscured by him.

Then I saw this one and definitely got Ivanka-at-daddy's-work vibes.
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FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:20:29 AM  
This is why Daddy doesn't love you, Junior.

\that, and he's probably not your daddy
 
qorkfiend
2023-02-06 3:31:41 AM  

maram500: dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]

Wait a sec--I don't remember Melania being in the original photo. If she was, then why? No one else had their spouse in the picture. It's just like Ivanka "sitting in" for daddy at major political events.


That globe will never cease to piss me off
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-02-06 3:44:41 AM  

dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]


WTF is TFG doing with his h@nds on CXheech Marin (left)'s Hooka
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:50:56 AM  
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DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 3:55:38 AM  

qorkfiend: That globe will never cease to piss me off


Alaska. America's wang.
 
Excelsior
2023-02-06 4:12:38 AM  

King Something: Obviously this means that Joe Biden is automagically president and Donald Trump has to use store-brand Twitter from now on.


It's the more the "we have a Twitter at home!"-version.
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-02-06 4:28:41 AM  

qorkfiend: maram500: dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]

Wait a sec--I don't remember Melania being in the original photo. If she was, then why? No one else had their spouse in the picture. It's just like Ivanka "sitting in" for daddy at major political events.

That globe will never cease to piss me off


Flat-Earther, huh?
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-02-06 4:36:14 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Money? All he has is debt. He just keeps refinancing it over and over. He hasn't had his head above water in decades.


And people pay Amazon with credit cards. It's not like they are using cash already created through labour value added to the sale of goods and services. Amazon, somehow, is considered solvent. So why can't Donald?
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-02-06 4:37:46 AM  

dp3: maram500: dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]

Wait a sec--I don't remember Melania being in the original photo. If she was, then why? No one else had their spouse in the picture. It's just like Ivanka "sitting in" for daddy at major political events.

Weird. Yeah. I checked and she's in all, except the Guardian's article, where she is conveniently obscured by him.

Then I saw this one and definitely got Ivanka-at-daddy's-work vibes.
[cdn.cnn.com image 850x478]


Those dudes all know she is his handler. Donny probably wondered why everybody was talking to him in Estonian, but figured it's just cuz they're stoopid.
 
1funguy
2023-02-06 4:43:00 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: He will be buried next to his mom at the golf course.

The only difference will be his butt sticking out of the ground. Because the golf course could use it as a bike rack.


And his dad will charge for parking.
 
1funguy
2023-02-06 4:51:11 AM  

DannyBrandt: qorkfiend: That globe will never cease to piss me off

Alaska. America's wang.


Looks more like a stylized caricature of Elvis on a light bulb to me.

/ Elvis is behind EVERYTHING
// he ain't nuthin but a hound dog
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-02-06 5:10:44 AM  

etoof: beezeltown: I mean, after about the fifth or sixth rail of coke, a person really does feel like they can get away with anything...

Potheads are the same, except they only think, not act.


Unless it's a really strong sativa, then it's creativity time.

Also I screenshotted it just in case Disappointment Junior deletes it & plays the fake news excuse:
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UncleDirtNap
2023-02-06 5:28:26 AM  

beezeltown: I mean, after about the fifth or sixth rail of coke, a person really does feel like they can get away with anything...


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Kenneth Snow
2023-02-06 5:33:12 AM  

etoof: beezeltown: I mean, after about the fifth or sixth rail of coke, a person really does feel like they can get away with anything...

Potheads are the same, except they only think, not act.


Spoken like a child

Never taste forbidden fruit

What, and dare be woke?
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 5:33:28 AM  
Eric, seeing his chance, rushes to Mar-a-Lago with a brand-new macaroni picture of him and Donald as astronauts - and he's bringing his OWN fridge magnet this time so there's *no* excuse.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 5:52:49 AM  

Driver: Ghastly: All his kids are just hoping he dies soon enough that he will still have some money left for their inheritance. Donald Trump is a man who has gone through life never knowing what it is like to be loved.

The crowd of people (Trump has stiffed over the years) vying to get money from his estate will be bigger than Obama's inauguration crowd


Yeah, Junior:  Let's see how the fight between the Russian 'Bankers' and the State of NY over who takes what shakes out before we decide Daddy left us Mar A Largo, there, CokeandaSmile McSniffles.
 
Mambo Bananapatch [BareFark]
2023-02-06 6:21:30 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: etoof: beezeltown: I mean, after about the fifth or sixth rail of coke, a person really does feel like they can get away with anything...

Potheads are the same, except they only think, not act.

Unless it's a really strong sativa, then it's creativity time.

Also I screenshotted it just in case Disappointment Junior deletes it & plays the fake news excuse:
[Fark user image image 425x640]


He'll just say it's a fake tweet that you got from the fake news. Or that you made yourself. Or whatever stupid lie he'll say.
 
K3rberos
2023-02-06 6:33:06 AM  
Hold on, is there a chance Jr thinks that balloon is a caricature of Biden? Conservatives already aren't known for their ability to recognize satire or sarcasm and the mountains of coke probably aren't helping.
 
dogdaze
2023-02-06 6:43:18 AM  
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ArcadianRefugee
2023-02-06 7:01:21 AM  

mr_fulano: dp3: Next thing we'll find out is that this orb is actually the flight controls for the spy balloon.
[static01.nyt.com image 850x601]

Why the hell are they all gazing off in different directions?


Maybe they're posing for the cover of a Christian rock album?
 
Alphax
2023-02-06 7:04:27 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Maybe they're posing for the cover of a Christian rock album?


The Four Deadly Sinners?
 
snapperhead
2023-02-06 7:19:00 AM  
It's funny because it would be promotionalin nature.
 
Maker_of_Roads [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 7:25:33 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: He will be buried next to his mom at the golf course.

The only difference will be his butt sticking out of the ground. Because the golf course could use it as a bike rack.


It doesn't matter where he is buried. Even if he is buried at the top of a rolling hillscape somewhere, they'll need to hire a lifeguard to save people wading out into the newly formed lake to piss on his grave from drowning in all the accumulating piss.
 
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