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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Naked, yelling and terrorizing others with a toilet plunger is no way to go through life, Iowa hotel guest   (kiro7.com) divider line
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    More: Dumbass, Des Moines, Iowa, Bail, Las Vegas, Authority, DES MOINES, Crime, Plunger, Mischief  
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2146 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2023 at 9:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ghastly [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:24:49 PM  
You're not the boss of me, subby.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:32:54 PM  
Gas station bath salts

Not even once
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:52:54 PM  
With that middle name, we're lucky he didn't kill a few people.
 
revrendjim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 6:22:47 PM  
"charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon"....a toilet plunger? Or maybe something else, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:24:19 PM  
Whisper instead, and pleasure them with it.

If I'm holding the toilet plunger, and *I'm* yelling and *you're* not, then I have failed utterly.
 
koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 8:35:06 PM  
I mean it's Iowa; so either it was going to be a gun or an if-brave-enough dildo.  Guess they got lucky.
 
Fear the Clam
2023-02-05 9:07:56 PM  
Trevyn Wayne Hill, 21, of Las Vegas, was arrested on Jan. 28 and charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon, first-degree criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, according to Polk County online booking records.

I guess the "What happens in Des Moines stays there" ad buy for Nevada is really paying off.
 
El_Dan
2023-02-05 9:08:28 PM  
That's how I felt last time I was in Des Moines, too.
 
Kalyco Jack
2023-02-05 9:09:50 PM  
Hey, plungers can be deadly!

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Delawhat
2023-02-05 9:12:15 PM  
You know shiat is going down when a toilet plunger is involved.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 9:12:24 PM  
Plungers can attack without notice

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Autoerotic Defenestration
2023-02-05 9:12:47 PM  
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LarrySouth
2023-02-05 9:14:21 PM  
Hey, Drew.

Think we've found that new ModMin you were looking for...
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 9:17:31 PM  
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DESS MOW EEN ASS ... YA
 
MythDragon [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:23:38 PM  
I wouldn't want to get hit in the face with a plunger. After all, you don't use them when the water in the bowl is clean.

You running around with a plunger, I'm getting the fark out of your way.
 
SloppyFrenchKisser
2023-02-05 9:23:51 PM  
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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:35:30 PM  
"I did what?!?" - same guy the next day
 
Fano
2023-02-05 9:36:07 PM  
DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
 
Autoerotic Defenestration
2023-02-05 9:39:24 PM  

MythDragon: I wouldn't want to get hit in the face with a plunger. After all, you don't use them when the water in the bowl is clean.

You running around with a plunger, I'm getting the fark out of your way.


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deadromanoff
2023-02-05 9:39:47 PM  
Now I know what fun I was missing when I tested fire alarms for a living. Sheesh... I'm so boring.
 
stringbad [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 9:41:45 PM  
Bill Maher and Ryan Phillipe's love child?
 
Neondistraction
2023-02-05 9:42:01 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Hey, plungers can be deadly!

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The plungers are just there to distract you.  The real danger is the egg beater attachment.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-05 9:43:37 PM  

revrendjim: "charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon"....a toilet plunger? Or maybe something else, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


Neondistraction: Kalyco Jack: Hey, plungers can be deadly!

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The plungers are just there to distract you.  The real danger is the egg beater attachment.


Modified wooden toilet plunger??


Wow...Just...WOW!
 
NakedApe
2023-02-05 9:46:48 PM  
Checked my schedule, wasn't in Des Moines that night. Still can't figure out where the plunger came from.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:49:44 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: revrendjim: "charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon"....a toilet plunger? Or maybe something else, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Neondistraction: Kalyco Jack: Hey, plungers can be deadly!

[Fark user image 425x542]

The plungers are just there to distract you.  The real danger is the egg beater attachment.

Modified wooden toilet plunger??


Wow...Just...WOW!


Not as epic as the Pickle Incident, but still, a good night on Fark.
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:49:47 PM  
Naked, Yelling, and Terrorizing others is a standard reaction to being in Iowa. But I'm going to need to see how they used the plunger to really draw any conclusions...
 
anuran
2023-02-05 9:50:58 PM  
Should be arrested for impersonating an NYPD officer
 
khatores
2023-02-05 9:54:49 PM  
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Kalyco Jack
2023-02-05 9:55:22 PM  

Somaticasual: Naked, Yelling, and Terrorizing others is a standard reaction to being in Iowa. But I'm going to need to see how they used the plunger to really draw any conclusions...


My money's on:

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Kalyco Jack
2023-02-05 9:57:18 PM  
OH CRAP!!!! The dude is a SWA flight attendant:

https://viewfromthewing.com/shirtless-southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-attacks-guests-with-plunger-at-crew-layover-hotel/

Or was at least.
 
Oreamnos
2023-02-05 9:58:33 PM  

Delawhat: You know shiat is going down when a toilet plunger is involved.


Quite the opposite, no? shiat's not going down -> Plunger deployed

/or cut straight to the closet auger
 
talkertopc [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 10:00:44 PM  

Kalyco Jack: OH CRAP!!!! The dude is a SWA flight attendant:

https://viewfromthewing.com/shirtless-southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-attacks-guests-with-plunger-at-crew-layover-hotel/

Or was at least.


Yep, he'll be put in charge of training.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 10:04:34 PM  
Bro, why did you start without me? I was literally 5 minutes away.
 
NobleHam
2023-02-05 10:05:25 PM  
Hey, he's from Vegas, no one would bat an eye at this there.
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-02-05 10:08:42 PM  
This thread is LIT

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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-05 10:08:45 PM  

Kalyco Jack: OH CRAP!!!! The dude is a SWA flight attendant:

https://viewfromthewing.com/shirtless-southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-attacks-guests-with-plunger-at-crew-layover-hotel/

Or was at least.

Some hotel guests claimed the man "stripped his jeans off and defecated on the hallway floor." There was apparently physical evidence to support this

.

They don't say what the evidence is.
 
pollyprepper
2023-02-05 10:10:16 PM  

edmo: With that middle name, we're lucky he didn't kill a few people.


Is his middle name Wayne? DNRTA
 
pollyprepper
2023-02-05 10:10:46 PM  
I was right!! :)
 
sex_and_drugs_for_ian [BareFark]
2023-02-05 10:10:56 PM  

Kalyco Jack: dude is a flight attendant:


Oh. Yep. I see it now:

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According to your link, the guy also dropped a load in the hallway.
 
Robinfro
2023-02-05 10:22:12 PM  

khatores: [Fark user image image 425x461]


Go figure: Hollywood can't come up with an original schtick & has to reboot old National Lampoon movies.
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chitownmike
2023-02-05 10:38:32 PM  

pollyprepper: I was right!! :)


Um, yeah
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morg
2023-02-05 10:43:34 PM  
I'm almost certain this happened ot one of my cousins' weddings. If it didn't then we just didn't follow through.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 11:21:09 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Kalyco Jack: OH CRAP!!!! The dude is a SWA flight attendant:

https://viewfromthewing.com/shirtless-southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-attacks-guests-with-plunger-at-crew-layover-hotel/

Or was at least.

Some hotel guests claimed the man "stripped his jeans off and defecated on the hallway floor." There was apparently physical evidence to support this.

They don't say what the evidence is.


Do you need a picture?
 
maumau the flakcatcher
2023-02-05 11:59:44 PM  
Borat did it first, and better.
 
chitownmike
2023-02-06 12:22:49 AM  

maumau the flakcatcher: Borat did it first, and better.


Borat was Yaakov Smirnov v2 , just so stupid
 
syzygy whizz
2023-02-06 12:32:52 AM  

revrendjim: "charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon"....a toilet plunger? Or maybe something else, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


I'd say a toilet plunger was dangerous...in a biohazard sense.
Think of where that thing's been...
 
fat boy
2023-02-06 1:09:56 AM  

syzygy whizz: revrendjim: "charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon"....a toilet plunger? Or maybe something else, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

I'd say a toilet plunger was dangerous...in a biohazard sense.
Think of where that thing's been...


Your mom?
 
blodyholy
2023-02-06 1:29:20 AM  

khatores: [Fark user image image 425x461]


Wow. I'm getting some esrly-Elvis vibes from this kid. Must be the mouth/jaw.
 
khatores
2023-02-06 1:39:03 AM  

blodyholy: khatores: [Fark user image image 425x461]

Wow. I'm getting some esrly-Elvis vibes from this kid. Must be the mouth/jaw.


Kinda, yeah. I used to work with a guy who was actually the spitting image of Elvis, complete with the hair and sideburns but supposedly it was unintentional. He just looked and sounded like him.

He was fairly lazy though.
 
AgentKGB [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 3:31:33 AM  
I'm guessing he bought some drugs and found out the hard way they were cut with who knows what?!
 
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