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(Deadline)   Moviegoers answered the Knock at the Cabin, #1 with $14.5. Tom Brady's masturbatory geriatric fantasy 80 for Brady is a steaming pile of #2 with $13 million. Avatar 2: The Wrath of Con sinks to #3 with $10 million while Puss In Boots sticks at #4   (deadline.com) divider line
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NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 1:05:08 PM  
I don't understand 80 For Brady coming out now. Was it filmed like five years ago and shelved until now?  I can't imagine a film like that having a very long shoot or much time in post. I'd think a celebrity-centric vehicle like that you'd get out the door quickly.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 1:24:59 PM  
So the last film worth seeing was Violent Night and it doesn't look like anythings improving for the foreseeable future.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:35:31 PM  
I hope that asshole stays retired.  And I know his ex is rich all by herself, but I hope she wipes out his fortune.

/End Steelers fan rant due to natural hatred of Brady
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 2:44:05 PM  
Another M Night Shyamalan movie.

Another plot synopsis read on Wikipedia.

Another "I just saved myself ten bucks and two hours of my life".
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:52:58 PM  
80 For Brady is real?

I thought it was a joke.
 
EdgeRunner [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 4:20:26 PM  

Rev.K: 80 For Brady is real?

I thought it was a joke.


Nope, it's real. He's got geriatric groupies, and when they throw their panties at him... Well, just pray you're not around when that happens.
 
Lumbar Puncture
2023-02-05 4:20:42 PM  

gunga galunga: Another M Night Shyamalan movie.

Another plot synopsis read on Wikipedia.

Another "I just saved myself ten bucks and two hours of my life".


The book it's based on, Cabin at The End of the World, is actually really good.

Calling the movie Knock At The Cabin however was not a good idea.

Oh well hope the author got paid decently at least.
 
jlee4677 [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:30:45 PM  

NeoCortex42: I don't understand 80 For Brady coming out now. Was it filmed like five years ago and shelved until now?  I can't imagine a film like that having a very long shoot or much time in post. I'd think a celebrity-centric vehicle like that you'd get out the door quickly.


I had to Google the cast because there was one actress in the previews who was totally unrecognizable and holy crap, it is Jane Fonda. Put a mustache on that and white makeup and it's a Guy Fawkes mask.
 
Gooch [BareFark]
2023-02-05 4:40:32 PM  
I can't imagine how a film with four A-list Hollywood GRilfs trying to me-too Brady and Gronk can't usurp Avatar at the box office.
 
snowshovel
2023-02-05 4:44:54 PM  
See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.
 
jlee4677 [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:48:43 PM  

snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.


Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.
 
Zombie DJ
2023-02-05 5:01:48 PM  
80 for Brady ISNT a Pornhub search?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:05:15 PM  

jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.


Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.
 
DonkeyDixon
2023-02-05 5:08:19 PM  
Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:11:00 PM  

DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?


I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.
 
Spartapuss
2023-02-05 5:18:12 PM  

snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.


Expect Black Adam numbers next week.
 
jlee4677 [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:19:58 PM  

Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.


Cameron looked at the release schedule and thought holy crap, there is no way we can release Avatar 2 anywhere close to Cocaine Bear.
 
Polish Hussar [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:22:36 PM  

Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.


I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?
 
Spartapuss
2023-02-05 5:33:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?


That would explain why everyone is comparing it to The Village.  I think all his other movies end with the unlikely explanation being correct don't they?
 
Iczer
2023-02-05 5:34:03 PM  

Rev.K: 80 For Brady is real?

I thought it was a joke.


Honestly? Looking at the RottenTomatoes reviews for it is awfully telling. Critics have pretty much "Meh"ed it at a low 60%, but audience reviews have it pegged at nearly perfect. Almost as if the Brady nutjobs have flooded it with positive reviews because "ZOMG IT BRADY!!!!"
 
drewogatory
2023-02-05 5:34:11 PM  

Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?


The novel is ambiguous, no idea what they did with the movie.
 
Spartapuss
2023-02-05 5:37:31 PM  

Rev.K: 80 For Brady is real?

I thought it was a joke.


God works in mysterious ways.
 
paulleah
2023-02-05 5:42:56 PM  

Rev.K: 80 For Brady is real?

I thought it was a joke.


The basic premise happened. Every event in the movie, save the actual game, is made up.
 
Iowan73
2023-02-05 5:43:30 PM  
We're showing 80 For Brady at our theater, and the elderly women are dragging their husbands to it in droves. Good crowds this weekend. I watched it last night with my wife (we're not elderly), and it's just so dumb. But it knows who it's audience is.
 
6nome
2023-02-05 5:43:43 PM  
Isn't Tom Brady a Trumper? Glad I'll never hear from him again
 
paulleah
2023-02-05 5:43:52 PM  

Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.


Titanic was released at Christmas. Are you freakin' kidding?
 
Lumbar Puncture
2023-02-05 5:46:46 PM  

Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?


In the book they leave it ambiguous as in the end it's not really the point.

The movie isn't ambiguous.

Spoiler.

It's actually what the kidnappers say is happening.
 
Spartapuss
2023-02-05 5:49:16 PM  

paulleah: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic was released at Christmas. Are you freakin' kidding?


Avatar too. And Avatar 2.
 
jake_lex
2023-02-05 5:52:13 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?

In the book they leave it ambiguous as in the end it's not really the point.

The movie isn't ambiguous.

Spoiler.

It's actually what the kidnappers say is happening.


I liked this review in Slate that kind of shows how the way they chose to end the movie makes what it's saying pretty awful:

https://slate.com/culture/2023/02/knock-cabin-ending-twist-movie-vs-book.html

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drewogatory
2023-02-05 5:54:05 PM  

jake_lex: Lumbar Puncture: Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?

In the book they leave it ambiguous as in the end it's not really the point.

The movie isn't ambiguous.

Spoiler.

It's actually what the kidnappers say is happening.

I liked this review in Slate that kind of shows how the way they chose to end the movie makes what it's saying pretty awful:

https://slate.com/culture/2023/02/knock-cabin-ending-twist-movie-vs-book.html

\


I guess the book's ending was too clever for M. Night, whose twists are generally both obvious AND stupid.
 
jake3988 [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:54:31 PM  

Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.


Titanic barely made any money at all to start.  Most big movies (Pirates of the Caribbean movies or Super Hero movies for example) tend to have an utterly gigantic first weekend, tank heavily in their second weekend, and then are barely a thing after 3 or 4 weeks.

Titanic on the other hand debuted to very pedestrian numbers and then... just never went away.

My birthday is in March.  I remember seeing Titanic in the theatres for a late birthday present.  I don't think we went until late March or early April.  It was STILL #1 in the theatres then.  The staying power was crazy.

It did not leave 2nd run theatres until OCTOBER.

Jim's entire point (just like with Tom Cruise with Top Gun Maverick) is making great movies that captivate you and compel you to tell your friends and drag them to the theatre and rely on word of mouth to sustain things.  It works very well.

It really doesn't matter when it's released.
 
NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:57:25 PM  

jake_lex: Lumbar Puncture: Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?

In the book they leave it ambiguous as in the end it's not really the point.

The movie isn't ambiguous.

Spoiler.

It's actually what the kidnappers say is happening.

I liked this review in Slate that kind of shows how the way they chose to end the movie makes what it's saying pretty awful:

https://slate.com/culture/2023/02/knock-cabin-ending-twist-movie-vs-book.html

\


I liked the way the characters in Cabin in the Woods ended things when they had the same choice. Just fark it, watch the world burn, because if that's what it took to keep the world turning, maybe it shouldn't.
 
drewogatory
2023-02-05 5:58:32 PM  

jake3988: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic barely made any money at all to start.  Most big movies (Pirates of the Caribbean movies or Super Hero movies for example) tend to have an utterly gigantic first weekend, tank heavily in their second weekend, and then are barely a thing after 3 or 4 weeks.

Titanic on the other hand debuted to very pedestrian numbers and then... just never went away.

My birthday is in March.  I remember seeing Titanic in the theatres for a late birthday present.  I don't think we went until late March or early April.  It was STILL #1 in the theatres then.  The staying power was crazy.

It did not leave 2nd run theatres until OCTOBER.

Jim's entire point (just like with Tom Cruise with Top Gun Maverick) is making great movies that captivate you and compel you to tell your friends and drag them to the theatre and rely on word of mouth to sustain things.  It works very well.

It really doesn't matter when it's released.


If I had a friend who tried to drag me to either Top Gun or Avatar I'd have one less friend. Hell, just a positive review might be enough to kick them to the curb unless they had a great connect.
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:07:38 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: gunga galunga: Another M Night Shyamalan movie.

Another plot synopsis read on Wikipedia.

Another "I just saved myself ten bucks and two hours of my life".

The book it's based on, Cabin at The End of the World, is actually really good.

Calling the movie Knock At The Cabin however was not a good idea.

Oh well hope the author got paid decently at least.


***reads wiki***

Okay, now THAT ending actually works.
 
paulleah
2023-02-05 6:07:48 PM  

drewogatory: jake3988: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic barely made any money at all to start.  Most big movies (Pirates of the Caribbean movies or Super Hero movies for example) tend to have an utterly gigantic first weekend, tank heavily in their second weekend, and then are barely a thing after 3 or 4 weeks.

Titanic on the other hand debuted to very pedestrian numbers and then... just never went away.

My birthday is in March.  I remember seeing Titanic in the theatres for a late birthday present.  I don't think we went until late March or early April.  It was STILL #1 in the theatres then.  The staying power was crazy.

It did not leave 2nd run theatres until OCTOBER.

Jim's entire point (just like with Tom Cruise with Top Gun Maverick) is making great movies that captivate you and compel you to tell your friends and drag them to the theatre and rely on word of mouth to sustain things.  It works very well.

It really doesn't matter when it's released.

If I had a friend who tried to drag me to either Top Gun or Avatar I'd have one less friend. Hell, just a positive review might be enough to kick them to the curb unless they had a great connect.


Top Gun was fun and exciting and had gorgeous aerial shots of The Cascades.
 
drewogatory
2023-02-05 6:16:54 PM  

paulleah: drewogatory: jake3988: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic barely made any money at all to start.  Most big movies (Pirates of the Caribbean movies or Super Hero movies for example) tend to have an utterly gigantic first weekend, tank heavily in their second weekend, and then are barely a thing after 3 or 4 weeks.

Titanic on the other hand debuted to very pedestrian numbers and then... just never went away.

My birthday is in March.  I remember seeing Titanic in the theatres for a late birthday present.  I don't think we went until late March or early April.  It was STILL #1 in the theatres then.  The staying power was crazy.

It did not leave 2nd run theatres until OCTOBER.

Jim's entire point (just like with Tom Cruise with Top Gun Maverick) is making great movies that captivate you and compel you to tell your friends and drag them to the theatre and rely on word of mouth to sustain things.  It works very well.

It really doesn't matter when it's released.

If I had a friend who tried to drag me to either Top Gun or Avatar I'd have one less friend. Hell, just a positive review might be enough to kick them to the curb unless they had a great connect.

Top Gun was fun and exciting and had gorgeous aerial shots of The Cascades.


It's hard to overstate how much I hated the first one.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:17:20 PM  

Spartapuss: paulleah: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic was released at Christmas. Are you freakin' kidding?

Avatar too. And Avatar 2.


Right. What were their competition?
 
drewogatory
2023-02-05 6:20:30 PM  

Mugato: Spartapuss: paulleah: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic was released at Christmas. Are you freakin' kidding?

Avatar too. And Avatar 2.

Right. What were their competition?


Titanic was the James Bond after Goldeneye I think.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:26:26 PM  

drewogatory: Titanic was the James Bond after Goldeneye I think.


Titanic was Christmas 1997. GoldenEye was 1995. Tomorrow Never Dies was the next Bond film but was in early December 1997.
 
Spartapuss
2023-02-05 6:27:14 PM  

Mugato: Spartapuss: paulleah: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic was released at Christmas. Are you freakin' kidding?

Avatar too. And Avatar 2.

Right. What were their competition?


Scream 2, James Bond, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, Invictus, Puss in Boots  and Babylon respectively.
 
Tyrone Slothrop [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:29:17 PM  

gunga galunga: Another M Night Shyamalan movie.

Another plot synopsis read on Wikipedia.

Another "I just saved myself ten bucks and two hours of my life".


Going by the synopsis of the book and movie, they completely changed the meaning of the story. Which is pretty much typical for Hollywood.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-05 6:30:20 PM  

Mugato: Spartapuss: paulleah: Mugato: jlee4677: snowshovel: See, I told you Avatar 2 would be failure. It can't even compete against a Jane Fonda comedy.

Cameron getting beat by Shamalamadingdong proves Cameron is a hack.

Cameron releases his movies when there's no competition. That's how Titanic and the first Avatar made bank.

Titanic was released at Christmas. Are you freakin' kidding?

Avatar too. And Avatar 2.

Right. What were their competition?


Here's some of the competition from 2 weeks prior to 2 weeks after:

Amistad, Good Will Hunting, Scream 2, Deconstructing Harry, Tomorrow Never Dies, Mouse Hunt, As Good As It Gets, An American Werewolf In Paris, Jackie Brown, Wag the Dog

It's FINE to hate Titanic but it is just stupid to try to make an argument that it was released during a box office desert. All of those made bank.

Also FINE to hate all James Cameron movies but impossible to deny they make money, and it's not a special strategy of picking a magical release date.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-05 6:31:11 PM  
Lol, the above post was in reference to Titanic and not Avatar. But you get the point.

Narrator: He doesn't, and won't.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:35:40 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Here's some of the competition from 2 weeks prior to 2 weeks after:

Amistad, Good Will Hunting, Scream 2, Deconstructing Harry, Tomorrow Never Dies, Mouse Hunt, As Good As It Gets, An American Werewolf In Paris, Jackie Brown, Wag the Dog

It's FINE to hate Titanic but it is just stupid to try to make an argument that it was released during a box office desert. All of those made bank.

Also FINE to hate all James Cameron movies but impossible to deny they make money, and it's not a special strategy of picking a magical release date.


Tomorrow Never Dies was a PG-13 movie that would have been competition for it two weeks before so it  had one realistic competition. But I won't discount And American Werewolf in Paris. Because, awesome CG.
 
HumanDecency [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:41:44 PM  
Knock at the Cabin was a good, entertaining watch.

Dave Bautista has quite a performance.

I highly recommend it.
 
HumanDecency [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:42:40 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: gunga galunga: Another M Night Shyamalan movie.

Another plot synopsis read on Wikipedia.

Another "I just saved myself ten bucks and two hours of my life".

Going by the synopsis of the book and movie, they completely changed the meaning of the story. Which is pretty much typical for Hollywood.


Not really. There are two changes that don't really change the meaning of the story.
 
Artist
2023-02-05 6:48:36 PM  

Spartapuss: Rev.K: 80 For Brady is real?

I thought it was a joke.

God works in mysterious ways.


Yep....
Now, this is a great sports movie

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Tyrone Slothrop [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:48:40 PM  

HumanDecency: Tyrone Slothrop: gunga galunga: Another M Night Shyamalan movie.

Another plot synopsis read on Wikipedia.

Another "I just saved myself ten bucks and two hours of my life".

Going by the synopsis of the book and movie, they completely changed the meaning of the story. Which is pretty much typical for Hollywood.

Not really. There are two changes that don't really change the meaning of the story.


I can only assume you don't understand the meaning, then. Read the Slate article posted above.
 
Bslim
2023-02-05 6:51:05 PM  
Like I predicted, Avatar is running out of steam and tanking after barely breaking even. Hey, LET'S GIVE CAMERON MORE PRODUCTION TIME AND MONEY HE CAN WASTE!
 
Polish Hussar [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:03:50 PM  

jake_lex: Lumbar Puncture: Polish Hussar: Mugato: DonkeyDixon: Has anyone seen Knock at the Cabin yet?

I read "The Movie Spoiler" for it. Not too excited about it.

I know nothing about it beyond what I saw in the trailer.  Is it worth my time to look up whether my theory that the twist is there's no apocalypse, it's just a group of psychos trying to get a family to kill one of their own is correct?

In the book they leave it ambiguous as in the end it's not really the point.

The movie isn't ambiguous.

Spoiler.

It's actually what the kidnappers say is happening.

I liked this review in Slate that kind of shows how the way they chose to end the movie makes what it's saying pretty awful:

https://slate.com/culture/2023/02/knock-cabin-ending-twist-movie-vs-book.html

\


That was a good read, thanks for the recommendation.  Yeah, I'm with the book's ending on this one.  If the world requires something so cruel as one of its foundation stones, then fark the world.  It deserves to burn to the ground.
 
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