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(CNN)   He has ceased to be He's expired and gone to meet his maker He's a stiff Bereft of life, He rests in peace He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleeding choir invisible THIS IS AN EX-PRESIDENT   (cnn.com) divider line
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    More: Sad, United Arab Emirates, United States, Pakistan, Human rights, Nawaz Sharif, Islam, Pakistanis, Pervez Musharraf  
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This is a late parrot [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:17:53 AM  
Full disclosure: My feet were nailed to the perch.
 
QuesoDelicioso [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 9:23:56 AM  
Dammit, wrong ex-president.
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 9:52:22 AM  

This is a late parrot: Full disclosure: My feet were nailed to the perch.


Otherwise, voom you'd be right through the bars.
 
optikeye [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 10:13:00 AM  
Dubai? Was it Hookers, Coke, Legal pain killers, Accidental Yachting Accident, Or finally Found Out phase.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 11:50:36 AM  
Too bad, Never a friend of Murica, that's for sure.
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-02-05 2:12:59 PM  
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They told me only the good die young, so I lusted in my heart every day. Every. Day.
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-02-05 2:13:36 PM  
When he died, they found a bin Laden hiding in his bedsheets
 
Pincy
2023-02-05 2:14:01 PM  
Thought for sure this was a Jimmy Carter thread. Was hoping this was a Trump thread. W would have been an OK consolation thread.
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 2:14:27 PM  

rnatalie: This is a late parrot: Full disclosure: My feet were nailed to the perch.

Otherwise, voom you'd be right through the bars.


This parrot wouldn't "voom" if you put 4000 volts through it.
 
Night Train to Wakanda
2023-02-05 2:16:58 PM  
He's no Ahmadinejad.
 
No Line For Beer
2023-02-05 2:20:43 PM  
At this point, I'm starting to suspect that the Carters are living off the souls of other world leaders.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:22:14 PM  
What a perv.
 
ukexpat
2023-02-05 2:22:21 PM  
Why the random caps, or was this intended to be some weird trump/Python fusion?
 
Red Shirt Blues
2023-02-05 2:23:56 PM  
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Brainsssssssssss
 
NobleHam
2023-02-05 2:24:40 PM  
Nah, not gonna be "sad" for Pervez Musharraf.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:24:46 PM  
Well, these things happen. They
 
Turbo Cojones
2023-02-05 2:25:04 PM  
I'm hoping Dump hangs in there long enough to fark up the GOP in 2026
 
bughunter [BareFark]
2023-02-05 2:25:14 PM  

ukexpat: Why the random caps, or was this intended to be some weird trump/Python fusion?


Subby may be under the mistaken impression that the Headline Filter strips all periods.  (Only the one at the end.)

Or else he used ellipsises...
 
bughunter [BareFark]
2023-02-05 2:25:41 PM  

Somacandra: Well, these things happen. They


sure do!
 
EBN-OZN
2023-02-05 2:26:09 PM  
OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease!

Oh...just THAT guy? Meh.

wellbye.jpg
 
dbrunker
2023-02-05 2:26:23 PM  
Don's scare me like that, subby!  I hope he makes it to October 1st of next year.

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TwilightZone
2023-02-05 2:26:33 PM  
For one brief second I had hope.  Then I clicked and you dashed it, subby.  A pox on your kidneys!
 
InfoFreako
2023-02-05 2:27:56 PM  
Bye, Perv
 
bughunter [BareFark]
2023-02-05 2:28:24 PM  

Kalyco Jack: rnatalie: This is a late parrot: Full disclosure: My feet were nailed to the perch.

Otherwise, voom you'd be right through the bars.

This parrot wouldn't "voom" if you put 4000 volts through it.


He's just pining for Lahore.
 
Percise1
2023-02-05 2:29:24 PM  
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Xaxor
2023-02-05 2:30:00 PM  
I was worried about Jimmy Carter for a second. Please don't do that.
 
darinwil
2023-02-05 2:32:15 PM  

No Line For Beer: At this point, I'm starting to suspect that the Carters are living off the souls of other world leaders.


No, no, he promises to build a house for a family and then steals the souls of them, much easier to cover up.
 
HideAndGoFarkYourself
2023-02-05 2:38:31 PM  
Cleese's eulogy for Graham Chapman is still a piece of gold.
 
RoughTrickNamedJim [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:38:54 PM  
I hope Carter outlives Trump. Carter seems to be a person that actually cares about the benefit of other people. Too good of a person to be President. IMHO, I want Trump to live just long enough to see his name reviled and his "empire" dismantled and destroyed.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:40:13 PM  

dbrunker: Don's scare me like that, subby!  I hope he makes it to October 1st of next year.

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Why October 1? I think his birthday is October 4.

/ I don't win trivia contests
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 2:44:10 PM  
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I say you, he daid!
 
guinsu
2023-02-05 2:44:26 PM  

edmo: Too bad, Never a friend of Murica, that's for sure.


USA! USA! USA!
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-02-05 2:44:35 PM  
How time flies.  Seems like just yesterday he was bilking America for cash while sheltering Alpha-tier terrorists.
 
Last Man on Earth
2023-02-05 2:44:52 PM  

Pincy: Thought for sure this was a Jimmy Carter thread. Was hoping this was a Trump thread. W would have been an OK consolation thread.


I thought so for a minute too, but that would have been a News Flash tag for sure.

QuesoDelicioso: Dammit, wrong ex-president.


And that definitely wouldn't have been a Sad tag.
 
Baron Krelve
2023-02-05 2:46:19 PM  
Knew it wasn't 45 due to the low post count. Still, when it is 45, remind me to buy asparagus futures  for the the amount of stank piss that will shower his grave for years to come.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-02-05 2:46:34 PM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: I hope Carter outlives Trump. Carter seems to be a person that actually cares about the benefit of other people. Too good of a person to be President. IMHO, I want Trump to live just long enough to see his name reviled and his "empire" dismantled and destroyed.


Carter was probably the most moral president latter half of the 21st Century.  The rise of the petulant billionaire will make sure a freak like him never becomes president again.
 
bigdog1960
2023-02-05 2:47:18 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: dbrunker: Don's scare me like that, subby!  I hope he makes it to October 1st of next year.

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Why October 1? I think his birthday is October 4.

/ I don't win trivia contests


Check the odds in Vegas.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:48:53 PM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: I hope Carter outlives Trump. Carter seems to be a person that actually cares about the benefit of other people. Too good of a person to be President. IMHO, I want Trump to live just long enough to see his name reviled and his "empire" dismantled and destroyed.


Jimmy Carter is that odd unAmerican sort of Christian who read his Bible and concluded that Jesus wanted him to be kind, nurturing and caring for others. That he should promote peace and end suffering.

There's a good reason the self-described Moral Majority flocked to Reagan when he ran against him.
 
WithinReason
2023-02-05 2:50:22 PM  

No Line For Beer: At this point, I'm starting to suspect that the Carters are living off the souls of other world leaders.


The Carters are Democrat Elites, which means they bath in the blood of Christian babies on a regular basis to maintain thier youth.
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2023-02-05 2:51:48 PM  
He was a President.....in Pakistan.

Are we supposed to give a f*ck?
 
Shaggy_C
2023-02-05 2:58:21 PM  
I'm sure he was glad to live long enough to to see his goal of recapturing Afghanistan come to fruition. What a pal.
 
Murkanen
2023-02-05 3:00:30 PM  
There's been a lot of weird uses of the sad tag lately.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 3:03:51 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: He was a President.....in Pakistan.

Are we supposed to give a f*ck?


Musharraf gained power from a coup, and presided over the rapid expansion of  Pakistan's nuclear weapons program after he seized power.  But hey, geopolitics, who needs it?
 
olderbudnoweiser [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 3:05:57 PM  
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RIP New Sheriff
 
Lake Royale
2023-02-05 3:12:35 PM  
Beautiful plumage, though.
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-02-05 3:13:16 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: He was a President.....in Pakistan.

Are we supposed to give a f*ck?


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/then coke did mushrooms
//then they all DIED you hear me they DIED
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 3:13:41 PM  
CSB

One of his doctors moved to the US and practiced in Paris, TX. Musharraf would fly in, even while president to see him.   Mrs. cfreak's extended family is from that area so there were a few times we'd get a spectacle as they basically shut down the entire place so the Pakistani President could go to the town's little hospital. Especially fun if we were trying to take her Nana to a doctor's appointment.

/ Miss you Nana
// CSB
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-02-05 3:16:51 PM  

olderbudnoweiser: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 275x183]

RIP New Sheriff


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whatshisname [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 3:19:55 PM  
Sad?
He was a complete asshole.
 
Farabor
2023-02-05 3:22:10 PM  

Pincy: Thought for sure this was a Jimmy Carter thread. Was hoping this was a Trump thread. W would have been an OK consolation thread.


Yeah, I saw the sad tag and immediately went to Carter.
 
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