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(BBC-US)   Luxury rehab centres now offer therapy for 'crypto addiction'. Subby willing to serenade them daily with his tiny violin   (bbc.com) divider line
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675 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2023 at 1:24 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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stuffy
2023-02-05 1:26:17 PM  
Boo Farking Hoo
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-02-05 1:28:38 PM  
Finally, an addiction that targets white people over minorities!
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-02-05 1:28:39 PM  
Serenade them with vocals:

Nelson
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Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-02-05 1:31:39 PM  
Or a trombone

Womp womp womp
Youtube tKdcjJoXeEY
 
kabloink [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 1:31:59 PM  
A whole bunch of stock day traders could probably use the same help.
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-02-05 1:33:27 PM  

kabloink: A whole bunch of stock day traders could probably use the same help.


Gonna need this to be reposted in pencil drawing form.
 
MythDragon
2023-02-05 1:36:04 PM  
Adult Butters Sells NFTs to Stan and Kyle (South Park POST COVID - Part 2)
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jtown
2023-02-05 1:41:27 PM  
"I'd break into a sweat before going on long-haul flights, as I would not be able to access the internet," he said.

LOLWUT?  In-flight internet has been a common thing for most of the crypto time frame.  It's like $20 on long flights.  Less on short flights.
 
darinwil
2023-02-05 1:45:15 PM  

jtown: "I'd break into a sweat before going on long-haul flights, as I would not be able to access the internet," he said.

LOLWUT?  In-flight internet has been a common thing for most of the crypto time frame.  It's like $20 on long flights.  Less on short flights.


If my experience with the crypto people in my circles is accurate, I am guessing its cause they'd rather "invest" that twenty bucks in more crypto.
 
The_Homeless_Guy
2023-02-05 1:46:00 PM  

jtown: "I'd break into a sweat before going on long-haul flights, as I would not be able to access the internet," he said.

LOLWUT?  In-flight internet has been a common thing for most of the crypto time frame.  It's like $20 on long flights.  Less on short flights.


Hell it is free with tmobile on Delta.
 
sparkeyjames
2023-02-05 1:47:25 PM  
If any of us had gotten the 100 bit coins for $100 deal in 2011 we would each be worth over 4 millions dollars.
 
kabloink [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 1:50:27 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: kabloink: A whole bunch of stock day traders could probably use the same help.

Gonna need this to be reposted in pencil drawing form.


Fine....

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chitownmike
2023-02-05 1:54:21 PM  
Luxury rehab centres will "treat" anyone for anything that the patient is convinced they need treatment for, until the checks stop clearing
 
darinwil
2023-02-05 2:02:29 PM  
The most important question is, do they accept crypto as payment!
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-02-05 2:11:51 PM  
I was wondering why I hadn't seen Windowsalternative_Yes lately
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:16:50 PM  
They're stupid and they have money to burn. Of course someone has found a way to profit from them.
 
olorin604
2023-02-05 3:09:50 PM  
Still no cure for Fark addiction.
 
coscausticevil
2023-02-05 3:12:25 PM  
I mean, it's just gambling addiction, because that's all crypto is.
 
chitownmike
2023-02-05 3:25:22 PM  

coscausticevil: I mean, it's just gambling addiction, because that's all crypto is.


All addictive substances and behaviors cause endorphin release therefore they are all the same
/not saying you are wrong...
 
big pig peaches
2023-02-05 8:26:45 PM  
Is easiest when the rubes mark themselves.
 
morg
2023-02-05 9:00:15 PM  
Grifters gotta grift.
 
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