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(Billboard)   Sure, it's easy to put together a list of the best wedding songs of all time. But this is Fark, and we like to do things a bit differently. This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for songs you should never play at a wedding   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, The Isley Brothers, Wedding, Music, Dance, Film, Disc jockey, Time, usual suspects  
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2023-02-05 7:31:08 AM  
J. Geils Band - Love Stinks
Youtube E0LAs7X5ybE

/ obvious song is obvious
2023-02-05 7:34:08 AM  
Used To Love Her
Youtube 08YDuzJy-Zo
2023-02-05 7:36:58 AM  
Fuck Everybody - Mike Angelo & The Idols
Youtube pAL8omUbZ-A
2023-02-05 7:37:19 AM  
Nine Inch Nails - CLOSER - (Music Video)
Youtube jNTV3Q39tco
2023-02-05 7:45:36 AM  
Hot Dog (1993 Remaster)
Youtube QOLTwt-bqoU
2023-02-05 7:45:40 AM  
Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You (Official Music Video)
Youtube byEGjLU2egA
2023-02-05 7:46:12 AM  
Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know (Official 4K Music Video)
Youtube NPcyTyilmYY
2023-02-05 7:48:05 AM  
The Breakup Song
Youtube fmyidCAFMtg
2023-02-05 7:49:02 AM  
Radiohead - Creep

Radiohead - Creep
Youtube XFkzRNyygfk
2023-02-05 7:50:26 AM  
Gordon Lightfoot  - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics)
Youtube 9vST6hVRj2A
2023-02-05 7:52:54 AM  
If You Wanna Be Happy (Remastered)
Youtube ql4p7ipnFWE
2023-02-05 7:53:02 AM  
Billy Joel - Scenes from an Italian Restaurant (Official Audio)
Youtube Hxx8IWIvKg0

Someone did ask for this at our wedding because the names were close to our names and I'm pretty sure they were plastered.  The DJ not only had it but played it until he remembered how the story went and quickly cut to another song.
2023-02-05 7:53:45 AM  
Outkast - Hey Ya! (Official HD Video)
Youtube PWgvGjAhvIw
2023-02-05 7:55:16 AM  
Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I Hate Myself for Loving You (Official Video)
Youtube bpNw7jYkbVc
2023-02-05 7:59:14 AM  

Rene ala Carte: [YouTube video: If You Wanna Be Happy (Remastered)]

Dude, I would totally play that at my wedding!
2023-02-05 8:01:01 AM  
SCANDAL - Goodbye To You (HQ Sound) 1982
Youtube bW6deI7g8bA
2023-02-05 8:02:07 AM  
Shaggy - It Wasn't Me (Video)
Youtube 2g5Hz17C4is
2023-02-05 8:03:44 AM  
The Chicken Dance
Youtube 1RJiP9M4OYU
//nobody really wants to hear it or do the dance.  Same with the Hokey Pokey.  Your guests will thank you.
2023-02-05 8:04:11 AM  
Youtube WChTqYlDjtI
2023-02-05 8:06:21 AM  
R.E.M. - Country Feedback (Official Music Video) [This Film Is On Video Version]
Youtube 6EHBh1FuY1Q
2023-02-05 8:06:29 AM  
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name (Official HD Video)
Youtube bWXazVhlyxQ

NSFW language
2023-02-05 8:07:04 AM  
The Bloody Stools - Show Me Your Tits
Youtube p7Y4KGP8_sY
2023-02-05 8:07:08 AM  
Supposedly a lot of people play this at their wedding, obviously a song about a stalker.

The Police - Every Breath You Take (Official Video)
Youtube OMOGaugKpzs

2023-02-05 8:26:58 AM  
George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today
Youtube 2H1a37vbsOk
2023-02-05 8:27:59 AM  
The Louvin Brothers - Knoxville Girl
Youtube AkAdcEEHdRk
2023-02-05 8:30:28 AM  
Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe Humm
Youtube u4hzVpYAP-U
2023-02-05 8:56:39 AM  
Peaches - F*** The Pain Away
Youtube 3cV6pnvCVM4
2023-02-05 8:58:22 AM  
Flipper-Ha Ha Ha
Youtube yW6q8ORF-aA
2023-02-05 9:07:26 AM  
The Rolling Stones - Dear Doctor (Official Lyric Video)
Youtube D8Ci47X96H0
2023-02-05 9:09:04 AM  
Down by the River (2009 Remaster)
Youtube KflCXmEX6BY
2023-02-05 9:14:28 AM  
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
Youtube CKti7QixnJI
2023-02-05 9:15:16 AM  
John Cougar Mellencamp - I Need a Lover
Youtube adMXjSithMs
2023-02-05 9:17:05 AM  
Slayer - Raining Blood (Official Video) HD
Youtube d3-ITn0e00U

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

I was going to put up Cee Lo greens f*** you, but it gave me too much of a pain in the butt about age restrictions
2023-02-05 9:18:13 AM  

Mugato: Supposedly a lot of people play this at their wedding, obviously a song about a stalker.


It wasn't, but stalkers turned it into one. It is creepy and I would consider it about the worst song by The Police.

This is one of their of their best and fits the thread nicely.

Be My Girl - Sally
Youtube 1CzKpjBFwjA

Love songs of the 80's were nuts but it can be attributed to the rapid increase in divorce rates in the 1970's. It's that whole collective unconscious thing.
2023-02-05 9:22:45 AM  
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Youtube aYDfwUJzYQg

2023-02-05 9:44:30 AM  
WHIPPING POST By The Allman Brothers Band
Youtube gTMqq6H-T74
2023-02-05 9:45:47 AM  
this just popped up

Listen to it so loud that the windows rattle. It sounds better.

All Fall Together (Giant Remix)
Youtube XqGGUFhhIU8

I forget how it started
But everyone knew of the cause
Hard out of the sun with a vengeance
And all was then lostThey crawled into homes
And yet all of the old ways were gone
It left nothing to run to
But no one can help how they're drawn(chorus)We will all fall together
A black sky in the rain
And you can laugh and I will sing
We've changed foreverSurvivors set out on a trail
In the search for salvation
Looking for remnants of sense
In the end of a nationChorusAll came together
And steadied themselves on the shore
Knowing the terror
Would find them much worse than beforeChorusNothing to live for
And nothing more left of your pride
Can you face all the black
In your heart that will not be denied?Chorus
2023-02-05 9:49:36 AM  
Excitable Boy
Youtube fZokPAuhD6k
2023-02-05 9:49:59 AM  
man I love taking the time to format stuff.......
2023-02-05 9:50:59 AM  
Hank Williams - Your Cheatin' Heart (1952).
Youtube 6z2t-KfoPjg
2023-02-05 9:54:30 AM  

RolandTGunner: [Youtube-video]

username checks out

Keep Me in Your Heart

//I'm not crying, you're crying
2023-02-05 9:56:03 AM  
Martin Briley - The Salt In My Tears (1983)
Youtube 1zaYJa8BxGs
2023-02-05 10:00:55 AM  
Divorce Song (Remastered)
Youtube XyOlox5OagI
2023-02-05 10:05:02 AM  
Anything by An*l C*nt.
2023-02-05 10:05:42 AM  
The Muppet Movie - I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along (Extended Version)
Youtube Y9jLWqPJTRY
2023-02-05 10:05:47 AM  
Yvonne Fair - It Should Have Been Me
Youtube cCU0h8iR_Dw
2023-02-05 10:05:47 AM  
Why'd Ya Do It
Youtube 7Nk6WJ7b5Mg
2023-02-05 10:05:49 AM  
Sneakin' Sally Through The Alley
Youtube skqARFhEHxg
2023-02-05 10:05:52 AM  
Dead Flowers Rolling Stones
Youtube 8YRdxHHFKvQ
2023-02-05 10:06:04 AM  
What The Fuck Do You Want
Youtube sHrtku5gje0
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