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2023-02-05 10:52:59 AM  
AUS and JFK on the list? Judging by recent news, they should be.
 
2023-02-05 10:57:42 AM  
Today I learned Cristiano Ronaldo has an airport named after him.
 
2023-02-05 10:59:41 AM  
Or, the best airports on MS Flight Simulator
 
2023-02-05 11:00:22 AM  
I always found Midway in Chicago to be pantshiattingly exciting in the winter.
 
2023-02-05 11:05:19 AM  
Every airport I've ever been to is nerve jangling. Every person becomes a d bag, myself included because everyone is being a d bag to me. Schipol was by far the worst. Philly is a close second.
 
2023-02-05 11:13:42 AM  
For my father it was landing at Narita
 
TWX
2023-02-05 11:20:02 AM  

kozlo: Every airport I've ever been to is nerve jangling. Every person becomes a d bag, myself included because everyone is being a d bag to me. Schipol was by far the worst. Philly is a close second.


You know what they say, if you meet one d bag, then you met a d bag.  If everyone you meet is a d bag, then perhaps you're the d bag.
 
2023-02-05 11:23:21 AM  
TWX:

Nah. At schipol I was cut in line multiple times by Dutch people who would slide in speaking Dutch, pretend they couldn't understand me saying "excuse me I was in line" and then start talking in English to each other.
 
2023-02-05 11:24:50 AM  
SAN has a pretty high pucker factor, especially with approaches from the east. Nothing like zooming in on final, a couple hundred feet off the hard deck and being able to see the office workers walking around in the buildings off to the side.
 
2023-02-05 11:26:47 AM  
I've been into Telluride a number of times. The thing is, the mountains are so big and close it never feels like you have enough room and it's a steep descent from pattern altitude to the runway. Had an FO try and kill me there. A long story for a Fark party maybe.
 
2023-02-05 11:30:53 AM  
My vote would be Saba.
 
2023-02-05 11:34:26 AM  
Hong Kong ITL, at night, in the rain. (So pretty much every landing there.) Anything big is under full braking as soon as you touch down. I remember looking down the aisle watching the whole thing shimmy and shake as the engines spun up in full reverse.

/I've been told the old airport was worse.
 
2023-02-05 11:35:03 AM  
Dublin gets some hairy cross winds on occasion, particularly in the winter months.  The descent into San Diego is also deceptively steep.   Anything other than that, and I'm walking.
 
2023-02-05 11:38:06 AM  
One HOF airport no longer on this list: Kai Tak airport in Hong Kong.

Boeing 747 Steep Bank - Hong Kong (1998)
Youtube bKqO6gdJIz8
 
2023-02-05 11:38:43 AM  
Matekane Airstrip in Lesotho, the 600m drop is a feature, but a problem as it helps you gain the speed if you don't reach enough on the runway.

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2023-02-05 11:40:40 AM  

TWX: kozlo: Every airport I've ever been to is nerve jangling. Every person becomes a d bag, myself included because everyone is being a d bag to me. Schipol was by far the worst. Philly is a close second.

You know what they say, if you meet one d bag, then you met a d bag.  If everyone you meet is a d bag, then perhaps you're the d bag.


Pre-pandemic I would have agreed with you. Since then I've learned that there are just a LOT of d-bags out there.
 
2023-02-05 11:42:40 AM  
The Hudson River is always a hair raiser.
 
2023-02-05 11:47:40 AM  

edmo: I've been into Telluride a number of times. The thing is, the mountains are so big and close it never feels like you have enough room and it's a steep descent from pattern altitude to the runway. Had an FO try and kill me there. A long story for a Fark party maybe.


C'mon man. Spill!

CSB: The roughest, most hair raising landingS I've ever dealt with were Juneau and Anchorage. Anchorage was just corkscrew turbulence that bounced my melon off the interior cabin. In Juneau, we had to complete a 180° turn in a 737 within a 1.25 mile wide passage (between the coastal ranges and Douglas Island). That may not freak out you pros but when I look out of my window and see 100' spruce trees close enough to count the branches I pucker a wee bit. And I'm not at all afraid of flying.
 
2023-02-05 11:49:06 AM  

kozlo: Every airport I've ever been to is nerve jangling. Every person becomes a d bag, myself included because everyone is being a d bag to me. Schipol was by far the worst. Philly is a close second.


Schipol in normal times is a nice airport, and was my go-to for general European travel.  Covid farked it up, though.   The last time I flew through there it was an unmitigated disaster.  KLM quit flying through it for a little while it got so bad.

Philadelphia has been a shiathole forever.
 
2023-02-05 11:51:38 AM  

suid: One HOF airport no longer on this list: Kai Tak airport in Hong Kong.

[YouTube video: Boeing 747 Steep Bank - Hong Kong (1998)]


Yep. I was going to post that. Kai Tak was great because, if you had a long layover, you could hang out in Hong Kong. Now, HKI is relatively far from the city.
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2023-02-05 11:52:11 AM  

Rent Party: Schipol in normal times is a nice airport, and was my go-to for general European travel.  Covid farked it up, though.   The last time I flew through there it was an unmitigated disaster.  KLM quit flying through it for a little while it got so bad.

Philadelphia has been a shiathole forever.


Interesting. Yeah I went through Schipol in 2018... so I can only imagine what's it's like now.
 
2023-02-05 11:52:59 AM  
No DCA?
 
2023-02-05 11:53:21 AM  
Yowza
Extreme Airliner Landings At Wellington Long Version
Youtube m0jnahV81AU
 
2023-02-05 11:53:57 AM  
Not sure where Raygun National ranks, but I once heard a pilot describe landing there as: "fly at the Washington Monument, and at the last second make a hard right."
 
2023-02-05 11:56:07 AM  

edmo: I've been into Telluride a number of times. The thing is, the mountains are so big and close it never feels like you have enough room and it's a steep descent from pattern altitude to the runway. Had an FO try and kill me there. A long story for a Fark party maybe.


GLA?
 
2023-02-05 11:59:25 AM  
Often it's not just the landing but the instrument approach -- or even the missed approach procedure that gets the pilots nervous.  In Juneau the instrument approach has you do an unusual 90-degree turn so that you don't fly into Mendenhall Glacier.  In Aspen, one of the missed approaches has a high mountain straight ahead.

The article didn't emphasize it but the high-altitude airports are also a problem because of the thinner air providing less lift.  When it's hot, it's double the danger.
 
2023-02-05 12:08:38 PM  
Ontario has crazy winds. You routinely drop 40-50 feet coming in, all while shaking and wobbling as the pilot fights to keep the wings from dipping. Great stuff. Every f*cking time.
 
2023-02-05 12:10:31 PM  
Point of order: it's the jetwash during takeoffs that's dangerous (and awesome) for spectators at Princess Juliana; the landings are simply breathtaking.
 
2023-02-05 12:19:06 PM  
The Las Vegas airport in a cross-wind. Planes can be angled 30-40 degrees relative to the runway and have to pivot immediately after one wheel touches the ground. I lived south of the airport and saw this quite frequently.
 
2023-02-05 12:30:35 PM  

kozlo: TWX:

Nah. At schipol I was cut in line multiple times by Dutch people who would slide in speaking Dutch, pretend they couldn't understand me saying "excuse me I was in line" and then start talking in English to each other.


Misschien moet je ook nederlands leren .
 
2023-02-05 12:33:18 PM  

Rent Party: kozlo: Every airport I've ever been to is nerve jangling. Every person becomes a d bag, myself included because everyone is being a d bag to me. Schipol was by far the worst. Philly is a close second.

Schipol in normal times is a nice airport, and was my go-to for general European travel.  Covid farked it up, though.   The last time I flew through there it was an unmitigated disaster.  KLM quit flying through it for a little while it got so bad.

Philadelphia has been a shiathole forever.


Uh, isn't Schipol KIM'S hub? Huh, I gotta look this up now
 
2023-02-05 12:35:44 PM  

Omnivorous: Often it's not just the landing but the instrument approach -- or even the missed approach procedure that gets the pilots nervous.  In Juneau the instrument approach has you do an unusual 90-degree turn so that you don't fly into Mendenhall Glacier.  In Aspen, one of the missed approaches has a high mountain straight ahead.

The article didn't emphasize it but the high-altitude airports are also a problem because of the thinner air providing less lift.  When it's hot, it's double the danger.


If you want an airport with a real issue about missed approach procedures look up Leadville, Colorado (KLXV), the airport itself sits at 9934 feet and the missed approach requires a climb to 16000, and requires planes to have a minimum climb rate. Went in there with a friend who had a Piper Malibu (piston airplane) and because he was going in there he sold it and got a Meridian (turbo prop).
 
2023-02-05 12:41:35 PM  
I'm reading this from the boarding gate for my flight home, so I'm getting a kick.

/sadly none of the destinations on that list
 
2023-02-05 12:43:25 PM  
I'm surprised LaGuardia Airport isn't on that list. It's not as bad as those shone, but my father and I used to take our boat over and watch the plains. We didn't see any crashes, but we saw quite a few near misses.
 
2023-02-05 12:52:11 PM  

slantsix: I'm reading this from the boarding gate for my flight home, so I'm getting a kick.

/sadly none of the destinations on that list


Oh, and you can't soil your underwear if you aren't wearing any
 
2023-02-05 12:54:20 PM  
I've landed in Tegucigalpa a couple of times before there were direct flights to San Pedro Sula. Over the mountains, down to the runway very fast, then the short runway. And I think there was a wreck visible off the end of the runway down the hill. I hated going through there.
 
2023-02-05 1:16:22 PM  

NINEv2: edmo: I've been into Telluride a number of times. The thing is, the mountains are so big and close it never feels like you have enough room and it's a steep descent from pattern altitude to the runway. Had an FO try and kill me there. A long story for a Fark party maybe.

C'mon man. Spill!

CSB: The roughest, most hair raising landingS I've ever dealt with were Juneau and Anchorage. Anchorage was just corkscrew turbulence that bounced my melon off the interior cabin. In Juneau, we had to complete a 180° turn in a 737 within a 1.25 mile wide passage (between the coastal ranges and Douglas Island). That may not freak out you pros but when I look out of my window and see 100' spruce trees close enough to count the branches I pucker a wee bit. And I'm not at all afraid of flying.


Sounds like a light breeze going into ANC then. One time due to construction we had a straight-in approach to (then)24R from over the mountains. It involved the steepest dive I've ever experienced in a commercial aircraft (MD-80, full flaps and speedbrakes) right up until the flare. But when people freak out about the approach I say "meh, I've had more ground turbulence here"

ADQ is most awesome when you know about the mountain at the end as you go hydroplaning down the runway for about forever.

Never mind the missed approach procedures, enjoy the various airports in Alaska which tell you "successful go-around improbable".

And yeah, I went to TGU once. That was a fun corkscrew dive with the wingtip seemingly mere feet off of rooftops... for like 10 minutes .. before we leveled flared and slammed the runway with full brakes and reverses. Then I heard my name mentioned over the loudspeaker with a bunch of Spanish I didn't understand and the fun began from there.

Despite the warnings I received about Honduras I've had far sketchier nights in Spenard.
 
2023-02-05 1:42:46 PM  

BitwiseShift: Misschien moet je ook nederlands leren .


ik ben van plan om ook met hen te rotzooien
 
2023-02-05 1:51:19 PM  
My partner is afraid of flying and didn't fly for the first time until he was in his thirties. He was getting better and even flew alone a few times, but then covid hit and he hasn't flown since.

I am hoping to go with him to Madeira this year. I've heard it's lovely and I really think he'll like it. Should I even mention the airport experience to him or let it be a surprise when we get there? We're flying from Germany, so the length of the flight shouldn't be bad, but the landing?
 
2023-02-05 1:53:05 PM  
The movie was better.
 
2023-02-05 2:13:52 PM  
Well, hell. I just found out that I landed at TWO dangerous airports. Honduras and Aspen. If I had known this information then I might have reconsidered my routes. Yes, I'm getting a kick out of............
 
2023-02-05 2:29:51 PM  
Tenzing-Hillary Airport

What happened to Tenzing? He just disappeared. Better check Hillary's emails.
 
2023-02-05 2:40:23 PM  

Wangus67: Yowza
[YouTube video: Extreme Airliner Landings At Wellington Long Version]


Were the first three go-rounds all the same flight/plane?
 
2023-02-05 2:40:49 PM  
Macho Grande
 
2023-02-05 3:48:33 PM  

Yaw String: Macho Grande


Tell that to George Zip.
 
2023-02-05 4:00:50 PM  

FigPucker: Hong Kong ITL, at night, in the rain. (So pretty much every landing there.) Anything big is under full braking as soon as you touch down. I remember looking down the aisle watching the whole thing shimmy and shake as the engines spun up in full reverse.

/I've been told the old airport was worse.


Much worse, but it was an experience to remember. It seemed like you were landing on one of the city streets.
 
2023-02-05 4:15:08 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Today I learned Cristiano Ronaldo has an airport named after him.


For landings, pilots are required to take the planes into a sudden dive.
 
2023-02-05 6:02:06 PM  
They vastly over exaggerate about Sint Maarten (yes, that's how it is spelled). The 1st time flying in is a little nerve wracking. The 1st time out is scary. Once you realize the hill is much further out than it looks, it isn't bad at all.

BOEING 747-400 makes super fast takeoff from ST MAARTEN Airport!
Youtube RjDl6nR3vLw
 
2023-02-05 6:27:39 PM  

Zeroth Law: Rent Party: kozlo: Every airport I've ever been to is nerve jangling. Every person becomes a d bag, myself included because everyone is being a d bag to me. Schipol was by far the worst. Philly is a close second.

Schipol in normal times is a nice airport, and was my go-to for general European travel.  Covid farked it up, though.   The last time I flew through there it was an unmitigated disaster.  KLM quit flying through it for a little while it got so bad.

Philadelphia has been a shiathole forever.

Uh, isn't Schipol KIM'S hub? Huh, I gotta look this up now


Yes it is.  Which is why KLM not flying through it was such a big damn deal.

Here is a newser on it.   There are others.

https://www.voanews.com/a/klm-suspends-flights-from-amsterdam-s-schiphol-due-to-chaos-/6592230.html#:~:text=KLM%20Suspends%20Flights%20from%20Amsterdam's%20Schiphol%20Due%20to%20'Chaos',-May%2027%2C%202022&text=Dutch%20Airline%20KLM%20said%20it,long%20security%20lines%20at%20Schiphol.
 
2023-02-05 8:11:46 PM  
Update. Two flights today. The first landing was SUPER sketchy. Landed on the runway in Ottawa and I'd guess we went about 10 degrees sideways, before the pilot possibly overcompensated and we slid some more. Likely not more than a few hundred feet but definitely the scariest landing in my life. I'm glad I left my wife in Montreal, as she's a super nervous flyer.

Landing in back in Winnipeg was flawless from what I could tell.
 
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