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(Fox News)   President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage   (foxnews.com) divider line
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Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:36:09 AM  
Rep. Joe Wilson is a political hack/moron. So what else is new?
 
Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:38:06 AM  
Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:47:00 AM  

Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.


gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 6:15:55 AM  
Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C. exposes himself as an idiot and GOP/Russian stooge.

Disregard these MFers and you'll be ok.
 
mrparks
2023-02-05 7:11:18 AM  
Joe "You Lie!" Wilson.
 
olorin604
2023-02-05 7:11:19 AM  
So are we seeing the start of the first impeachment attempt against Biden?
 
Alphax
2023-02-05 7:11:42 AM  
They are going to make shiat up, no matter what.
 
CT Zeal
2023-02-05 7:15:32 AM  
I see from the thumbnail that Fox is still photoshopping to make their enemies look extra bad.
 
andrewagill [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:18:46 AM  
"Catastrophic?" How? Please explain (350 words, be specific)
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:22:19 AM  
...instantly forgetting that Trump allowed three other incursions on our air space with zero response. This should be fun for the press, if they can get Meemaw to lend them their own cojones.
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:23:22 AM  
The republicans could've picked anyone to be their trigger man on this and they went with Joe Wilson?
 
Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:25:24 AM  
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/in-a-world-of-drones-and-satellites-why-use-a-spy-balloon/ar-AA176OHs

Some good context and background.
 
odinsposse
2023-02-05 7:29:16 AM  

andrewagill: "Catastrophic?" How? Please explain (350 words, be specific)


It's clearly because for the first time in American history the Chinese spied on America.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:30:23 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The republicans could've picked anyone to be their trigger man on this and they went with Joe Wilson?


It's not like he has any shame. Or much of a repuatation. He's loud, and he's a safe bet to draw fire.
 
The Reverend Sam Hill [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:33:41 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!


Air Force shoots down balloon.
Nuclear B goes kaboom.
"Biden NUKED AMERICA! LET'S GO BRANDON!"
 
cowsaregoodeating
2023-02-05 7:35:31 AM  
How is a lost 18th century flying device staying at the top of the national news cycle for a week?
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-02-05 7:37:29 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: How is a lost 18th century flying device staying at the top of the national news cycle for a week?


hey.  HEY!  That kind of talk is what gets you Hunter Biden's cock.  You're gonna RUIN it for the rest of us.  We need the mess of balloon debris to cleanse us.
 
Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:39:04 AM  
The important question is this: Is there any way to tie Hunter Biden's Laptop to the Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon?
 
uh...nobody
2023-02-05 7:39:40 AM  

andrewagill: "Catastrophic?" How? Please explain (350 words, be specific)


He's presidenting while being a Democrat.  No other reason.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:41:00 AM  
So let me get this straight:
• Chinese spy satellite traverses the US once during Biden admin. and is shot down: TREASON
• THREE Chinese spy satellites traverse the US during Trump admin. without being shot down: AWESOME!
 
Spawn_of_Cthulhu
2023-02-05 7:41:22 AM  

Harlee: The important question is this: Is there any way to tie Hunter Biden's Laptop to the Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon?


The laptop was the controller for the balloon.
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-02-05 7:42:17 AM  
This is Biden's Katrina.
 
Xai
2023-02-05 7:42:27 AM  
They haven't considered that the government let it do it's thing so they could analyse it afterwards...
 
jook
2023-02-05 7:44:21 AM  

Hinged: Ragin' Asian: The republicans could've picked anyone to be their trigger man on this and they went with Joe Wilson?


He doesn't lie.


"He doesn't lie," he lied.
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-02-05 7:44:29 AM  

FlashHarry: So let me get this straight:
• Chinese spy satellite traverses the US once during Biden admin. and is shot down: TREASON
• THREE Chinese spy satellites traverse the US during Trump admin. without being shot down: AWESOME!


This one was from China.  The other three were from Gy-Na.  Two totally different places.  Check mate.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:44:47 AM  

uh...nobody: andrewagill: "Catastrophic?" How? Please explain (350 words, be specific)

He's presidenting while being a Democrat.  No other reason.


This. And the media is going to dance to the tune with a stupid f*cking smirk on their collective faces.

I'm sick of them both.
 
OhioUGrad
2023-02-05 7:46:27 AM  

MrBallou: Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C. exposes himself as an idiot and GOP/Russian stooge.

Disregard these MFers and you'll be ok.


I have a feeling he is known for "exposing" things to children and unwilling women in his neighborhood.
 
RaptorLC [BareFark]
2023-02-05 7:51:17 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: How is a lost 18th century flying device staying at the top of the national news cycle for a week?


Because the GQP is comprised of pants shiatting cowards?
 
jntaylor63
2023-02-05 7:51:48 AM  
And Traitor Trump let 3 Chinese balloons fly over the US and did nothing.


Guess Trump was worried about having his Chinese bank account closed and losing all those Chinese trademarks.

Tell that to the GOP and watch them meltdown.
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-02-05 7:52:02 AM  

Harlee: The important question is this: Is there any way to tie Hunter Biden's Laptop to the Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon?


"Hunter Biden's laptop has a homing device on it. The balloon was returning to Hunter Biden with his orders from China and a new bio weapon to be distributed through the woke liberal universities."

-MTG later today, spread by Facebook, rephrased by Tucker Carlson as a question tomorrow afternoon on his radio show, which will then be broadcast by FOX tomorrow evening as "multiple sources say..."
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:53:38 AM  
This makes me so glad I decided to ignore the GOP completely.  Those clowns scare me.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:53:52 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!


As opposed to shooting down a several ton device over populated area and crossing your fingers it doesn't land on a football field during a game and wipe out a shiatton of people.

Dear GOD do these people not already realize China has spy satellites flying around that can tell you the tags on Biden's SS detail jackets?

I am SO farking tired of the stupid reigning supreme here - it never. farking. stops.
 
enry [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:54:36 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!


Not a buh, a bomb.
 
transporter_ii
2023-02-05 7:55:32 AM  
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I May Be Crazy But...
2023-02-05 7:56:34 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: cowsaregoodeating: How is a lost 18th century flying device staying at the top of the national news cycle for a week?

hey.  HEY!  That kind of talk is what gets you Hunter Biden's cock.  You're gonna RUIN it for the rest of us.  We need the mess of balloon debris to cleanse us.


From what I've heard, some people wouldn't see getting Hunter Biden's cock as a bad thing.
 
Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:57:21 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Harlee: The important question is this: Is there any way to tie Hunter Biden's Laptop to the Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon?

"Hunter Biden's laptop has a homing device on it. The balloon was returning to Hunter Biden with his orders from China and a new bio weapon to be distributed through the woke liberal universities."

-MTG later today, spread by Facebook, rephrased by Tucker Carlson as a question tomorrow afternoon on his radio show, which will then be broadcast by FOX tomorrow evening as "multiple sources say..."


Beautiful.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:58:28 AM  

BeatrixK: I am SO farking tired of the stupid reigning supreme here - it never. farking. stops.


It
never
f*cking
stops
 
Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:58:52 AM  

enry: NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!

Not a buh, a bomb.


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pookerbug
2023-02-05 8:02:00 AM  

Harlee: The important question is this: Is there any way to tie Hunter Biden's Laptop to the Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon?


Same hot-air?
 
heavymetal
2023-02-05 8:02:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!


Just shows how clueless these morons are. If it had a "nuclear B" (or biological weapons), the last thing you would want to do is shoot it down over land and risk killing people.

Of course if China were to attack us in such a manner it would be with ICBMs and not balloons.

Today's Republicans are the type of "leaders" you see in movies who make those rash tough guy decisions that have catastrophic consequences, because they did not consider all factors and wanted to send a "message" of toughness.

Hopefully Biden's pragmatism will provide a contrast to the GOP extremism which the swing voters notice in 2024.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 8:02:49 AM  
What a moron.  Biden asked the military for their recommendations and they said not to shoot it down until there was no danger to US citizens.  Rep. Wilson was too dumb to tie that into the "woke" military and demand all US General resign or be executed.  Poor excuse for a Republican.
 
Breaker Breaker
2023-02-05 8:03:21 AM  
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RandomInternetComment
2023-02-05 8:04:57 AM  

hubiestubert: ...instantly forgetting that Trump allowed three other incursions on our air space with zero response. This should be fun for the press, if they can get Meemaw to lend them their own cojones.


So is this Balloon gate?
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 8:05:57 AM  

enry: NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!

Not a buh, a bomb.


"Its-a-its-a-its-a-its-a-"
"Nononononononononono, if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?"
 
LyleJohn
2023-02-05 8:07:12 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Oh, and I read the comments, Ray. Don't read the comments.

gaspricetoohigh
7h ago

Exactly, What kind of president doesn't care about his People and Country safety? He thought it was a joke, a balloon. He allowed the threats flying over our country for days. Luckily, it doesn't drop a nuclear B on us. He betrayed the con...


Oh my God! Not a nuclear B!


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Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2023-02-05 8:08:34 AM  
Nothing a democrat ever does is good.

Even if they do something Republicans told them to do.

Because democrats are always bad.

ALWAYS.
 
soopey [OhFark]
2023-02-05 8:08:50 AM  

olorin604: So are we seeing the start of the first impeachment attempt against Biden?


They're already late. I was assured by certain posters that there would be articles of impeachment votes on the House floor in the first week.
 
Texas Gabe
2023-02-05 8:10:00 AM  
Let's all just take a minute and thank George Santos for shooting it down in the first place.
 
wildcardjack
2023-02-05 8:12:16 AM  
Should have popped it over Montana
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2023-02-05 8:13:41 AM  

soopey: olorin604: So are we seeing the start of the first impeachment attempt against Biden?

They're already late. I was assured by certain posters that there would be articles of impeachment votes on the House floor in the first week.


I was assured of that by certain CANDIDATES.
 
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