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6552 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Feb 2023 at 3:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 11:35:19 PM  
Original Tweet:
 
maddog2030 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 11:58:26 PM  
Member of NASCAR? What was his number?
 
Circle Girl [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 12:39:16 AM  

maddog2030: Member of NASCAR? What was his number?


42.  😊
 
Monty_Zoncolan [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 1:25:51 AM  
Duh, why do you think he got assassinated?
 
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-05 2:04:07 AM  
He was as socialist as any very intelligent person is.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:07:10 AM  
That's really cool.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 2:08:39 AM  
Right on, Al
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 2:43:24 AM  
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"Und according to calculations, zis is vere a black man iz made president. From zer?  If my calculations are correct? Zen becomes ze bad times."
 
Fart_Machine
2023-02-05 3:29:49 AM  
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BMulligan
2023-02-05 3:33:00 AM  
Einstein? Sounds (((globalist))).
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 3:35:22 AM  
Dumbass couldn't even reconcile general relativity with quantum physics.

Idiot.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 3:54:19 AM  
R.E.M. - What's The Frequency, Kenneth? (Official Music Video)
Youtube jWkMhCLkVOg
 
Jumbled
2023-02-05 4:09:12 AM  
Lets get a statement from Al's ex wife....
 
Qatmandu
2023-02-05 4:11:30 AM  
Alfred Einstein  was so dumb, (how dumb was he?) He was so dumb he couldn't extract urine from knee-length rubber footwear.
 
Commander Lysdexic
2023-02-05 4:11:48 AM  
One of Charles Darwin's first teachers was black, both of Darwin's grandfathers were abolitionists.
So weird how many of the greatest minds in history were anti-racism.
 
We Ate the Necco Wafers
2023-02-05 4:14:15 AM  
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This guy's lapels are huge.
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-02-05 4:25:08 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: [Fark user image image 220x300]
This guy's lapels are huge.


It's twue, it's twue!
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:31:33 AM  

maddog2030: Member of NASCAR? What was his number?


WHAT THE fark DOES WOKE MEAN ANYMORE YOU farkING IDIOTS?
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-05 4:39:31 AM  

Jumbled: Lets get a statement from Al's ex wife....


George Santos?
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:43:30 AM  

BlousyBrown: WHAT THE fark DOES WOKE MEAN ANYMORE YOU farkING IDIOTS?


Not hating the same things I hate.

Personal grievance despite being given all the opportunities in the richest land ever conceived of.

Having to admit we have a history with a pretty f*cked up past.

And why do I only get two ketchup packets when I order a large fries? That is bullsh*t.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:46:23 AM  

DannyBrandt: BlousyBrown: WHAT THE fark DOES WOKE MEAN ANYMORE YOU farkING IDIOTS?

Not hating the same things I hate.

Personal grievance despite being given all the opportunities in the richest land ever conceived of.

Having to admit we have a history with a pretty f*cked up past.

And why do I only get two ketchup packets when I order a large fries? That is bullsh*t.


I agree
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:53:22 AM  
Thanks, submitter. I'd never seen this picture before.

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I'm glad I got rid of all my social media yonks ago. Otherwise, I'd be tempted to delve into the Twitter responses.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:53:56 AM  

BlousyBrown: I agree


I still don't know what Vincent Vega was on about.

They don't dip their French fries in mayo. It's fritessauce.

And it is wonderful.
 
Cythraul [SwearJar]
2023-02-05 4:53:59 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: One of Charles Darwin's first teachers was black, both of Darwin's grandfathers were abolitionists.
So weird how many of the greatest minds in history were anti-racism.


I'm glad Einstein was all 'woke' and everything, but you'd probably be disappointed with how many great minds of the past were racist as fuuuuuuuck.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:55:16 AM  

BlousyBrown: DannyBrandt: BlousyBrown: WHAT THE fark DOES WOKE MEAN ANYMORE YOU farkING IDIOTS?

Not hating the same things I hate.

Personal grievance despite being given all the opportunities in the richest land ever conceived of.

Having to admit we have a history with a pretty f*cked up past.

And why do I only get two ketchup packets when I order a large fries? That is bullsh*t.

I agree


I'd  like to address this some more. Why can't we have more ketchup?and also why can't my neighbor start his car like an adult?
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 4:56:56 AM  

DannyBrandt: BlousyBrown: I agree

I still don't know what Vincent Vega was on about.

They don't dip their French fries in mayo. It's fritessauce.

And it is wonderful.


I love dipping French fries in mayonnaise
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:02:53 AM  
Hubby cuts the fries free hand, then we fry them in the olive oil so good then mayo to dip.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:03:26 AM  

BlousyBrown: I love dipping French fries in mayonnaise


If there are two things I've taken away from years of watching cooking shows:

Anne Burrell "brown food tastes good"

And Anthony Bourdain "fat is where the flavor's at"
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:03:44 AM  
K bye
 
Northern
2023-02-05 5:04:03 AM  
HP Lovecraft's cat approves this message.
 
dodecahedron [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:04:32 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: We Ate the Necco Wafers: [Fark user image image 220x300]
This guy's lapels are huge.

It's twue, it's twue!


Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:05:15 AM  

DannyBrandt: BlousyBrown: I love dipping French fries in mayonnaise

If there are two things I've taken away from years of watching cooking shows:

Anne Burrell "brown food tastes good"

And Anthony Bourdain "fat is where the flavor's at"


I liked Bourdain
 
dodecahedron [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:07:42 AM  
If Einstein were alive today they'd railroad and demonize him for this and anything else that went against their beliefs, just like they did Fauci for his stand on Covid.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:10:43 AM  
I hereby vow to biatch slap any person using the term woke in the current GOP bullshiat sense.

IT MEANS BEING AWARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, you selfish pieces of crap.
 
Cythraul
2023-02-05 5:12:08 AM  

MrBallou: I hereby vow to biatch slap any person using the term woke in the current GOP bullshiat sense.

IT MEANS BEING AWARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, you selfish pieces of crap.


You sound 'woke.'

/prepares cheek for slap
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:13:06 AM  

BlousyBrown: I liked Bourdain


I just recently discovered a lot of his earlier stuff. I think it's  "A Chef's Tour," from before the "No Reservations" era is on Youtube.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:20:31 AM  
My hubby loves those shows. He watches them on a channel called Pluto.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:22:21 AM  
He loves the Top Gear guys.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:26:54 AM  

MrBallou: I hereby vow to biatch slap any person using the term woke in the current GOP bullshiat sense.

IT MEANS BEING AWARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, you selfish pieces of crap.


You understand the term is meaningless at this point. You get that right?
 
LordJiro [OhFark]
2023-02-05 5:27:56 AM  

BlousyBrown: maddog2030: Member of NASCAR? What was his number?

WHAT THE fark DOES WOKE MEAN ANYMORE YOU farkING IDIOTS?


"Believes people that aren't white, straight, cisgender Christian men should have the same rights as them."
 
Maud Dib
2023-02-05 5:36:09 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: [Fark user image image 220x300]
This guy's lapels are huge.


ZOOT SUIT RIOT....
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 5:45:34 AM  
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"As you can see, Mr. Mix-a-Lot's formula for how much 'back' a girl needs is very precise."
 
NathanAllen
2023-02-05 6:00:05 AM  
America would be a better place if we banned White people acting like White people.
 
Kitty2.0 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 6:11:00 AM  
After reading several threads over the course of the last hour I have arrived at the conclusion all of you will have raging hangovers when you wake up in a few hours.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:11:31 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 762x484]

"As you can see, Mr. Mix-a-Lot's formula for how much 'back' a girl needs is very precise."


Why such obvious disrespect? He earned the title SIR-Mix-a-Lot.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:15:22 AM  

Kitty2.0: After reading several threads over the course of the last hour I have arrived at the conclusion all of you will have raging hangovers when you wake up in a few hours.


Ha-HA!

Joke's on you. I'm 10 hours of those time zone things ahead. And I only started drinking at noon.

So I have, like, many hours before that.
 
ViolentEastCoastCity
2023-02-05 6:15:53 AM  
Jesus I thought that said Epstein and was soooo confused for longer than I'd like to admit.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 6:19:33 AM  

Cythraul: MrBallou: I hereby vow to biatch slap any person using the term woke in the current GOP bullshiat sense.

IT MEANS BEING AWARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, you selfish pieces of crap.

You sound 'woke.'

/prepares cheek for slap


Impotently shakes open palm in another time zone in your direction.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 6:20:40 AM  

BlousyBrown: MrBallou: I hereby vow to biatch slap any person using the term woke in the current GOP bullshiat sense.

IT MEANS BEING AWARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, you selfish pieces of crap.

You understand the term is meaningless at this point. You get that right?


Nevertheless, some people need to be educated
 
sswo [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-05 6:59:32 AM  
Other side of WOKE is
RED HATTED SONAMBULIST
 
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