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(Some Old Nag)   Homer's job in the Hank Scorpio episode, but replace the Hammock District with five random people and make it uncomfortably weird   (simonberens.me) divider line
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953 clicks; posted to Business » on 04 Feb 2023 at 10:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:54:11 PM  
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2023-02-04 8:54:31 PM  
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2023-02-04 11:12:21 PM  
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Ray_Finkle
2023-02-04 11:29:59 PM  
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This is now a Hank Scorpio thread
 
Johnny_Canuck [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 1:14:58 AM  
Homer could you do me a favour and shoot someone on your way out?
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 1:20:07 AM  

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This is now a Hank Scorpio thread


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NathanAllen
2023-02-05 6:53:22 AM  
Could he have at least not made "and they're sitting on a hard ass kitchen chair for 16 hours of the day" part of his creepy fetish?

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keldaria
2023-02-05 8:03:17 AM  

NathanAllen: Could he have at least not made "and they're sitting on a hard ass kitchen chair for 16 hours of the day" part of his creepy fetish?

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For $20 an hour I think that's a fair trade, although admittedly I'd probably have asked for or bought a better chair within the first hour.

That said, I want to hear more about the assistant watching porn behind him. Like did she at least share the links or was she selfish and kept all the good porn to herself.
 
YixilTesiphon
2023-02-05 11:17:01 AM  
I'm astonished that only one of the people who agreed to this job was insane.
 
BumpInTheNight [OhFark]
2023-02-05 3:16:10 PM  
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What he carefully forgot to mention is that his major projects are mostly making those creepy compilation videos that get uploaded to porn torrent sites.

Once you have that firmly lodged in your head, all his complaints about getting distracted while working and insisting on a rotating crew of women to watch him while he works and do some light house keeping like cooking and wiping him off once in a while makes a lot more sense.
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:16:01 PM  
JFC, dude, nobody farking cares about the minutiae of your life...

This dude really just figured out how to let us all know just HOW incredibly productive he is without making it sound like bragging.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-02-05 8:15:41 PM  

Mikey1969: JFC, dude, nobody farking cares about the minutiae of your life...

This dude really just figured out how to let us all know just HOW incredibly productive he is without making it sound like bragging.


Dude is making artisanal content. This is where it's at in the modern age: https://www.facebook.com/heyjasperai and https://www.facebook.com/aspireio  and that's just on Facebook.

This guy is practically Amish.
 
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