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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:42:43 PM  
Or Mucus?
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:45:36 PM  
Pooplius
 
Notabunny [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:11:15 PM  
Goturdicus
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 9:18:16 PM  
FTFA: Experts think the statue is that of Emperor Decius, who ruled Rome in the third century, and plan to put the statue on public display once it has been restored.

Pronounced "Deucius."
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 10:10:01 PM  
Feceus
 
tfresh [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 11:15:04 PM  
Deuceimus Inpublicus
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 12:07:52 AM  
Crapius? There was never a Roman emperor named Crapius. That's ridiculous.

There was, however, one named

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Summoner101
2023-02-05 1:09:29 AM  
Smells like poo gas

/what do they call poo gas in Scotland?
 
Dr. DJ Duckhunt [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 1:44:07 AM  
"Ah, the Greek Philosopher Bophedes."

"Bophedes who?"


"Bophedes Nuts."
 
DiDGr8 [BareFark]
2023-02-05 1:46:19 AM  
Some passive aggressive rich dude commissioned the statue and placed it in the sewer so that everyone could take a dump on the emperor in secret.

/Honestly Praetor, I have no idea how the statue got there.
//I reported it stolen.
///Must've been Antifa.
 
Klicrai
2023-02-05 1:50:42 AM  
Sterculius, Roman god of feces (clip from Beavis and Butthead) [HQ audio]
Youtube BhfXWtDaq5o
 
Captain Orr [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 1:53:24 AM  
I can't believe nobody's recalled Emperor Commodus here. (Son of Marcus Aurelius.)

/he was emperor during some flush times
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 1:53:25 AM  
18 centuries in a sewer? Still a better ending than Peanut.
 
Slappy McCynical
2023-02-05 2:26:37 AM  
He was not killed in battle, he committed sewer-cide.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 3:06:38 AM  
Until the statue was found, its existence was under a cloaca of mystery.
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-02-05 4:05:51 AM  
Coprolus Cloaca
 
daffy
2023-02-05 6:16:54 AM  
They just have to air him out a bit. 🤧
 
talkertopc [TotalFark]
2023-02-05 7:37:59 AM  
Try to get rid of one of those down a modern toilet with just one flush.
 
Bondith
2023-02-05 9:46:45 AM  
Stercus.

Found in the Via Cloaca.
 
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