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(BBC)   Crapius?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Roman Empire, Ancient Rome, Hero, Marble sculpture, Marble, Rome, Roman emperor, marble statue of an ancient Roman Emperor  
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2023-02-04 8:42:43 PM  
Or Mucus?
2023-02-04 8:45:36 PM  
2023-02-04 9:11:15 PM  
2023-02-04 9:18:16 PM  
FTFA: Experts think the statue is that of Emperor Decius, who ruled Rome in the third century, and plan to put the statue on public display once it has been restored.

Pronounced "Deucius."
2023-02-04 10:10:01 PM  
2023-02-04 11:15:04 PM  
Deuceimus Inpublicus
2023-02-05 12:07:52 AM  
Crapius? There was never a Roman emperor named Crapius. That's ridiculous.

There was, however, one named

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2023-02-05 1:09:29 AM  
Smells like poo gas

/what do they call poo gas in Scotland?
2023-02-05 1:44:07 AM  
"Ah, the Greek Philosopher Bophedes."

"Bophedes who?"

"Bophedes Nuts."
2023-02-05 1:46:19 AM  
Some passive aggressive rich dude commissioned the statue and placed it in the sewer so that everyone could take a dump on the emperor in secret.

/Honestly Praetor, I have no idea how the statue got there.
//I reported it stolen.
///Must've been Antifa.
2023-02-05 1:50:42 AM  
Sterculius, Roman god of feces (clip from Beavis and Butthead) [HQ audio]
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2023-02-05 1:53:24 AM  
I can't believe nobody's recalled Emperor Commodus here. (Son of Marcus Aurelius.)

/he was emperor during some flush times
2023-02-05 1:53:25 AM  
18 centuries in a sewer? Still a better ending than Peanut.
2023-02-05 2:26:37 AM  
He was not killed in battle, he committed sewer-cide.
2023-02-05 3:06:38 AM  
Until the statue was found, its existence was under a cloaca of mystery.
2023-02-05 4:05:51 AM  
Coprolus Cloaca
2023-02-05 6:16:54 AM  
They just have to air him out a bit. 🤧
2023-02-05 7:37:59 AM  
Try to get rid of one of those down a modern toilet with just one flush.
2023-02-05 9:46:45 AM  

Found in the Via Cloaca.
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