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(coloradotimesrecorder.com)   Colorado election conspiracy theorist charged with voter fraud would like to be excused from appearing at trial because...he does not currently live in Colorado   (coloradotimesrecorder.com) divider line
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SpaceyCat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 6:23:35 PM  
Projection is the best and only thing the election deniers have.
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:14:42 PM  
He lives in an interesting reality.

He does business in Colorado so has the right to vote in their elections, but he does not live in Colorado so cannot be held responsible for illegal activities done in the state.

Schroedinger's douchebag strikes again.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 7:16:18 PM  
The original article is a much better link
https://coloradotimesrecorder.com/2023/02/colorado-election-fraud-conspiracist-appears-to-have-committed-voter-fraud-court-docs-show/50777/

Another example of them accusing us of the things they are doing.
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 7:21:23 PM  

BizarreMan: He lives in an interesting reality.

He does business in Colorado so has the right to vote in their elections, but he does not live in Colorado so cannot be held responsible for illegal activities done in the state.

Schroedinger's douchebag strikes again.


Schrossarian Lives!
 
jso2897
2023-02-04 7:51:32 PM  
Deport him anyway.
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:54:06 PM  

jso2897: Deport him anyway.


But he's not from Sweden!
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-02-04 7:54:54 PM  
Ok, de facto judgment against you it is. With full prejudice.
 
anuran
2023-02-04 8:01:27 PM  

jso2897: Deport him anyway.


Extradite him by cannon
 
Conthan
2023-02-04 8:03:10 PM  
I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!
 
GoldSpider
2023-02-04 8:03:16 PM  

make me some tea: The original article is a much better link
https://coloradotimesrecorder.com/2023/02/colorado-election-fraud-conspiracist-appears-to-have-committed-voter-fraud-court-docs-show/50777/

Another example of them accusing us of the things they are doing.


Yeah Original tried to give Safari cancer.
 
Conthan
2023-02-04 8:04:40 PM  

Conthan: I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!


The deposition
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-02-04 8:10:12 PM  
Actually, he has a good legal argument, there. can they prove that his audience is in Colorado? Otherwise, he is just some dumbfark with the internet who let his Reddit hobby get out of control.

Like, what's next, prosecuting everybody on Reddit who weighed in? Are Farkers and TotalFarkers suspects?

The onus on the prosecution is kinda heavy jsut to estbaliush standing.

Don't get me wrong! I think as soon as they establish his intent and their standing , it's a slam-dunk case and the conspiracy nutbar needs to have his fingers clothespinned together so he can't type, Man in the Iron Mask style. maybe even make him wear an embarrassing helmet until the next Colorado election, so he has to appear on YouTube with like, a Hartford Whalers goalie helmet or something equally disfiguring and pathetic.

I just think the court needs to establish he is, in fact, the kind of dumbass he is.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-02-04 8:10:46 PM  

Conthan: Conthan: I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!

The deposition


Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. Thank you.
 
jso2897
2023-02-04 8:14:15 PM  

King Something: jso2897: Deport him anyway.

But he's not from Sweden!


They all say that.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:14:50 PM  

anuran: jso2897: Deport him anyway.

Extradite him by cannon


I feel like the trebuchet can make a comeback.
 
pueblonative
2023-02-04 8:16:28 PM  

anuran: jso2897: Deport him anyway.

Extradite him by cannon


Aileen?
 
Conthan
2023-02-04 8:16:42 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Conthan: Conthan: I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!

The deposition

Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. Thank you.


He's a loon. All you have to do is watch an episode of his podcast / internet show, it's on Mike Lindell's Frank Speech. It's essentially an hour of a weirdo yelling at a camera about how he is about to take down the federal government.
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:19:03 PM  
Where did he move to, Florida or Texas?
 
pueblonative
2023-02-04 8:19:45 PM  

baron von doodle: anuran: jso2897: Deport him anyway.

Extradite him by cannon

I feel like the trebuchet can make a comeback.


Pumpkin (fluffer) chuckin!
 
Jensaarai
2023-02-04 8:23:15 PM  
Overly long website name broke the Fark.com front page formatting.
 
Deathbymeteor
2023-02-04 8:24:02 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Actually, he has a good legal argument, there. can they prove that his audience is in Colorado? Otherwise, he is just some dumbfark with the internet who let his Reddit hobby get out of control.

Like, what's next, prosecuting everybody on Reddit who weighed in? Are Farkers and TotalFarkers suspects?

The onus on the prosecution is kinda heavy jsut to estbaliush standing.

Don't get me wrong! I think as soon as they establish his intent and their standing , it's a slam-dunk case and the conspiracy nutbar needs to have his fingers clothespinned together so he can't type, Man in the Iron Mask style. maybe even make him wear an embarrassing helmet until the next Colorado election, so he has to appear on YouTube with like, a Hartford Whalers goalie helmet or something equally disfiguring and pathetic.

I just think the court needs to establish he is, in fact, the kind of dumbass he is.


Wut?  This is part of a Dominion civil suit against Mein Kampfy Pillow, not this particular nutbar.  It doesn't matter where his audience is, he was deposed as part of a suit where he's not even a defendant and admitted to crimes.  So standing isn't an issue, nor is intent.
 
atomic-age
2023-02-04 8:34:54 PM  
I hope he did move.
 
Discordulator
2023-02-04 8:42:24 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Actually, he has a good legal argument, there. can they prove that his audience is in Colorado? Otherwise, he is just some dumbfark with the internet who let his Reddit hobby get out of control.

Like, what's next, prosecuting everybody on Reddit who weighed in? Are Farkers and TotalFarkers suspects?

The onus on the prosecution is kinda heavy jsut to estbaliush standing.

Don't get me wrong! I think as soon as they establish his intent and their standing , it's a slam-dunk case and the conspiracy nutbar needs to have his fingers clothespinned together so he can't type, Man in the Iron Mask style. maybe even make him wear an embarrassing helmet until the next Colorado election, so he has to appear on YouTube with like, a Hartford Whalers goalie helmet or something equally disfiguring and pathetic.

I just think the court needs to establish he is, in fact, the kind of dumbass he is.


Because reddit and fark are not subject to perjury laws.

Dude either lied during sworn in testimony, or admitted to voter fraud during sworn in testimony.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:42:26 PM  

SpaceyCat: Projection is the best and only thing the election deniers have.


flagrant hypocrisy/double standards/logical inconsistency
does seem to be particularly inevitable among vote fraud morans
 
Phaedrus the Vague
2023-02-04 8:42:30 PM  
Additional court records confirm this disparity. In a Dec. 16 deposition, Oltmann confirmed both that he stopped being a Colorado resident in August, 2021, and that he voted in Douglas County on Election Day last year.

He's delusional, stupid and pathetic. He admitted to voter fraud in a deposition! Then he gets all huffy when the reporter calls him on it, spewing typical internet-tuff guy threats.

The unearned soaring arrogance of semi-articulate idiots continues to astonish me.
 
mistahtom
2023-02-04 9:11:11 PM  
Every Eeyore is a Pollyanna
 
REO-Weedwagon
2023-02-04 9:16:10 PM  
It's funny how much of The Colorado Republican Party is just a bunch of assholes from Texas.
 
Sword and Shield [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:31:43 PM  

Conthan: Conthan: I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!

The deposition


I've only read the first 70 or so pages, and this is one of the most batshiat depositions I've ever read.

I've done quite a few through the years, got one on Monday as a matter of fact.

It amazes me how many times the guy just keeps talking when a simple yes, no, or I don't know would end the line of questioning and get him out of there.

I knew it was going to be good in the first few pages. For reference for those who haven't been deposed over Zoom, here's how mine usually go...

"Dr., is there anyone in the room with you?"
"No, there is no one else in the room and the door is locked."

Simple, no? This guy goes on and on, won't even answer that simple question.
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-02-04 9:35:56 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: It's funny how much of The Colorado Republican Party is just a bunch of assholes from Texas.


since Breckinridge

/its "an entirely different Kind of flying"
 
acouvis
2023-02-04 9:49:39 PM  

SpaceyCat: Projection is the best and only thing the election deniers have.


That's pretty much the GOP in general.
 
sdd2000
2023-02-04 10:25:43 PM  

Discordulator: Bennie Crabtree: Actually, he has a good legal argument, there. can they prove that his audience is in Colorado? Otherwise, he is just some dumbfark with the internet who let his Reddit hobby get out of control.

Like, what's next, prosecuting everybody on Reddit who weighed in? Are Farkers and TotalFarkers suspects?

The onus on the prosecution is kinda heavy jsut to estbaliush standing.

Don't get me wrong! I think as soon as they establish his intent and their standing , it's a slam-dunk case and the conspiracy nutbar needs to have his fingers clothespinned together so he can't type, Man in the Iron Mask style. maybe even make him wear an embarrassing helmet until the next Colorado election, so he has to appear on YouTube with like, a Hartford Whalers goalie helmet or something equally disfiguring and pathetic.

I just think the court needs to establish he is, in fact, the kind of dumbass he is.

Because reddit and fark are not subject to perjury laws.

Dude either lied during sworn in testimony, or admitted to voter fraud during sworn in testimony.



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Discordulator
2023-02-04 10:45:16 PM  

sdd2000: Discordulator: Bennie Crabtree: Actually, he has a good legal argument, there. can they prove that his audience is in Colorado? Otherwise, he is just some dumbfark with the internet who let his Reddit hobby get out of control.

Like, what's next, prosecuting everybody on Reddit who weighed in? Are Farkers and TotalFarkers suspects?

The onus on the prosecution is kinda heavy jsut to estbaliush standing.

Don't get me wrong! I think as soon as they establish his intent and their standing , it's a slam-dunk case and the conspiracy nutbar needs to have his fingers clothespinned together so he can't type, Man in the Iron Mask style. maybe even make him wear an embarrassing helmet until the next Colorado election, so he has to appear on YouTube with like, a Hartford Whalers goalie helmet or something equally disfiguring and pathetic.

I just think the court needs to establish he is, in fact, the kind of dumbass he is.

Because reddit and fark are not subject to perjury laws.

Dude either lied during sworn in testimony, or admitted to voter fraud during sworn in testimony.


[Fark user image image 500x297]


Without getting all philosophical about what a lie is, yes. More than likely both.
 
The Dog Ate My Homework
2023-02-05 12:09:08 AM  
Let me guess: Nothing will happen to him.
 
kb7rky
2023-02-05 4:22:39 AM  
At the risk of repeating myself:

JFC
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-05 7:05:35 AM  
"We know there's voter fraud out there, because we have all our receipts, and you know what? This fraud sh*t gets expensive."
 
Lmaris
2023-02-05 11:37:12 AM  
There's a woman in Texas serving 5 years in prison who was told she was allowed to vote in Texas but when she submitted a provisional ballot (that was never even counted), she was arrested.

But this woman is black, and we all know these laws only apply to black folk.  Look at The Villages in FL where loads of folk haven't lived in the North East in decades, but cast votes there as well as FL without any hint of prosecution.
 
Turbo Cojones
2023-02-05 11:59:31 AM  

Conthan: Bennie Crabtree: Conthan: Conthan: I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!

The deposition

Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. Thank you.

He's a loon. All you have to do is watch an episode of his podcast / internet show, it's on Mike Lindell's Frank Speech. It's essentially an hour of a weirdo yelling at a camera about how he is about to take down the federal government.


Made it through 20/pages before I looked at the counter and saw 300 remaining.  Match and gas FTW.
 
Turbo Cojones
2023-02-05 12:03:51 PM  

Sword and Shield: Conthan: Conthan: I had a good drunken evening last year reading a deposition from this dude in the lawsuit by Dominion against him. He even drops a "you can't handle the truth" during it!

The deposition

I've only read the first 70 or so pages, and this is one of the most batshiat depositions I've ever read.

I've done quite a few through the years, got one on Monday as a matter of fact.

It amazes me how many times the guy just keeps talking when a simple yes, no, or I don't know would end the line of questioning and get him out of there.

I knew it was going to be good in the first few pages. For reference for those who haven't been deposed over Zoom, here's how mine usually go...

"Dr., is there anyone in the room with you?"
"No, there is no one else in the room and the door is locked."

Simple, no? This guy goes on and on, won't even answer that simple question.


Hah!  Check mate liberal!

This guy has a Trump U PhD!
 
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