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2270 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2023 at 6:28 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-04 6:32:05 PM  
Hunters, whatever you do, do not kill this one. This one must breed.
 
2023-02-04 6:34:45 PM  
I kept hearing that stupid jump sound in my head
 
2023-02-04 7:07:14 PM  
I'm told that after we hit a deer when I was five, while waiting for the cops I asked my father if he was going to be arrested for killing the deer.
 
2023-02-04 7:17:26 PM  

WoodyHayes: I'm told that after we hit a deer when I was five, while waiting for the cops I asked my father if he was going to be arrested for killing the deer.


Why were yinz waiting for the cops?
 
2023-02-04 7:21:08 PM  
That's actually my neighborhood, so he's probably wandering around here right now. I can get you guys his autograph if you want.
 
2023-02-04 7:51:34 PM  
There was a deer in that video? I'm still dizzy
 
2023-02-04 8:04:13 PM  
That deer needs a contract with the Washington Commande3rs
 
2023-02-04 8:50:54 PM  
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2023-02-04 8:58:35 PM  
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2023-02-04 9:03:20 PM  
farking brilliant trying to capture the deer from that height, only to spook it into darting across that freeway. Of course, what the hell else could they have done other than close a lane on the freeway and cause a shiatton of traffic...
 
2023-02-04 10:37:53 PM  
The squirrels in my neighborhood like playing that game.  I hate it especially since I hit one last year.

The squirrel must have thought it had cover because a pickup was running a stop sign in front of me but it should have kept up with the pickup.  I didn't see the squirrel until the truck had passed in front of me and by then it was too late. I slow down and even stop for animals.  I only slow down enough for stop sign runners enough so I don't hit them.

I wish we could grow trees with big canopies over the street so squirrels could use those.  That would be cool.

I don't know what to do about the rabbits.  I saw one that had been hit by something last year too.  The worst part is that I could tell it managed to crawl 5 or 6 feet after it got hit.
 
2023-02-04 10:41:40 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: farking brilliant trying to capture the deer from that height, only to spook it into darting across that freeway. Of course, what the hell else could they have done other than close a lane on the freeway and cause a shiatton of traffic...


Deer can jump over tall privacy fences. Besides shooting it on a busy interstate, nobody was going to do anything other than watch.
 
2023-02-04 10:49:02 PM  
Bodycam catches something cool:  Trending on twitter three hours later.
Bodycam catches murder:  Technical difficulties, please stand by.
 
2023-02-04 10:54:07 PM  
"Deer narrowly avoids being hit by cars while running across Interstate."

Wow, slow news day.

In Minnesota I would like just one day without a deer on the interstate.
 
2023-02-05 8:18:37 AM  
Yokero super advanced level.
 
2023-02-05 11:24:43 AM  

lindalouwho: WoodyHayes: I'm told that after we hit a deer when I was five, while waiting for the cops I asked my father if he was going to be arrested for killing the deer.

Why were yinz waiting for the cops?


As it was told to me, a trucker came upon us shortly afterwards and called the cops on a CB for us. Country roads late at night, probably the best option to facilitate transport/get the vehicle towed. Cop gave me some candy!
 
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