Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Politico)   Get your subpoenas in 26 minutes or your next idiotic investigation is free   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Murica, White House, Republican Party (United States), Subpoena, National School Boards Association, Joe Biden, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Communication, Board of directors  
•       •       •

3264 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Feb 2023 at 3:55 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



74 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2023-02-04 12:06:22 PM  
No one cares about your high school drama class antics. Tell me about the legislation you've passed that makes life better for average people.
 
2023-02-04 12:26:40 PM  
Jfc
 
2023-02-04 12:31:05 PM  
media.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2023-02-04 12:35:18 PM  
You expect compliance with your idiotic smear investigations? Your only weapon is referrals to the DOJ and you do remember which party controls the executive branch, right?
 
2023-02-04 2:00:47 PM  
<shrug> They said they were gonna.
 
2023-02-04 2:12:04 PM  
And we all know how much Congressional subpoenas are worth.
 
2023-02-04 3:57:30 PM  
You can hear Jordan sucking Trumps dick right through the internet.
 
2023-02-04 3:58:32 PM  
I hope they televise the hearing and get stomped.
 
2023-02-04 3:59:21 PM  
Ain't got no time for that nonsense.
 
2023-02-04 4:01:57 PM  
Jim Jordan always looks like he's going to start wielding an axe like he's in the shining.
 
2023-02-04 4:03:29 PM  
Ohhhhh sorry Jimmy, those are all ongoing investigations. Why don't you get back to us in 2025 or so.
 
2023-02-04 4:04:42 PM  

ImpendingCynic: You expect compliance with your idiotic smear investigations? Your only weapon is referrals to the DOJ and you do remember which party controls the executive branch, right?


Hopefully neither.
 
2023-02-04 4:04:59 PM  
Well you elect a circus, you gonna get clowns.

Why can't he be a Chinese weather balloon instead?
 
2023-02-04 4:06:16 PM  
Meh!  They're totally optional, right Jim?
 
2023-02-04 4:06:54 PM  
I really hope someone tells him to fark off and to let everyone know that Gym set the precedent on how to respond to subpoenas.
 
2023-02-04 4:08:17 PM  
I have to get to the gym, but I wonder what JFP is up to these days. Did he disappear?

/i hope he disappeared
 
2023-02-04 4:10:50 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2023-02-04 4:13:42 PM  
That stupid SOB. What he needs is a good old fashioned paper barrage of millions and millions of pieces of paper. Who cares if 80% are just duplicates. Let that dumb ass bruise his lips reading through it all.
 
2023-02-04 4:15:12 PM  
Farking jerk.  Here's how your great GOP congressional leaders are going to help you with your financial difficulties, you stupid assholes.
 
2023-02-04 4:18:03 PM  

iheartscotch: I hope they televise the hearing and get stomped.


That's what I was thinking... How exactly do they think this is going to go?
 
2023-02-04 4:18:24 PM  
To meet the demand, Bannons lawyers are doing a for-pay Patreon channel on how to duck a subpoena from a subpaenis.
 
2023-02-04 4:25:42 PM  

clkeagle: iheartscotch: I hope they televise the hearing and get stomped.

That's what I was thinking... How exactly do they think this is going to go?



Not like they think it will.  Not like they think it will.
 
2023-02-04 4:27:07 PM  

clkeagle: iheartscotch: I hope they televise the hearing and get stomped.

That's what I was thinking... How exactly do they think this is going to go?


It doesn't matter how it goes. They'll just knock over the pieces, shiat on the board and strut away like THEY won.
 
2023-02-04 4:35:22 PM  

ImpendingCynic: You expect compliance with your idiotic smear investigations? Your only weapon is referrals to the DOJ and you do remember which party controls the executive branch, right?


Holy shiat. We gotta stop with this stuff. Yes, the investigations will be smear jobs without any basis in law or fact. NO we should not talk about "controlling" the DoJ because our party's in charge. DoJ will disregard referrals because they have no basis in law or fact. Not because an elected Democrat told them to. FFS let's not be the Baddies.

TFG and MAGAs have normalized a lot of authoritarian behaviors. We gotta resist, not adopt.
 
2023-02-04 4:36:31 PM  
this seems like a great opportunity for malicious compliance

publicly state that well, this was all gonna be left in the past but since the republicans just insist on bringing it up in front of an official investigation now you have to start charging people and anything that goes to jordan also goes to a grand jury.
 
2023-02-04 4:36:32 PM  
That'll show em' whose boss!
 
2023-02-04 4:38:46 PM  
C'mon, dude, can't you just look the other way?
 
2023-02-04 4:39:25 PM  

Chajeungna: ImpendingCynic: You expect compliance with your idiotic smear investigations? Your only weapon is referrals to the DOJ and you do remember which party controls the executive branch, right?

Holy shiat. We gotta stop with this stuff. Yes, the investigations will be smear jobs without any basis in law or fact. NO we should not talk about "controlling" the DoJ because our party's in charge. DoJ will disregard referrals because they have no basis in law or fact. Not because an elected Democrat told them to. FFS let's not be the Baddies.

TFG and MAGAs have normalized a lot of authoritarian behaviors. We gotta resist, not adopt.


i disagree, im fine with adopting republican strategies for dealing with republicans.  the arguments that you can't go to war with nazis b/c sending the army is what the nazis did first is self-defeating.  rational people are fully capable of treating allies one way and enemies another way.  the idea that you have to give people who are actively stabbing you...not then in the back but right in the face the same as you treat your allies is why the left isn't making much progress here.
 
2023-02-04 4:41:22 PM  

ImpendingCynic: You expect compliance with your idiotic smear investigations? Your only weapon is referrals to the DOJ and you do remember which party controls the executive branch, right?


Knowing this timeline, however, the DoJ would comply in the interests of unity and bi-partisanship.
 
2023-02-04 4:41:50 PM  

aleister_greynight: And we all know how much Congressional subpoenas are worth.


They better ignore them like Trump did, is all I'm sayin.
 
2023-02-04 4:42:24 PM  
And the re-roll keeps concerning along.
 
2023-02-04 4:42:28 PM  
If I was subpoenaed by this sh*tshow, I would agree to go as long as it wasn't televised or video recorded. If they are really after the truth (which they aren't), then they'd agree. If all they want is a sh*tshow with the hope of getting a misleading snippet on Fox Propaganda, then they won't.
 
2023-02-04 4:43:42 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2023-02-04 4:44:33 PM  

Befuddled: If I was subpoenaed by this sh*tshow, I would agree to go as long as it wasn't televised or video recorded. If they are really after the truth (which they aren't), then they'd agree. If all they want is a sh*tshow with the hope of getting a misleading snippet on Fox Propaganda, then they won't.


It's funny you think there's a scintilla of good faith lurking in Gym Jordan and the GQP.
 
2023-02-04 4:46:56 PM  
I need a logical explanation why Joe Paterno had his legacy destroyed, yet Gym Jordan keeps going to Congress.  Well, one beyond because Ohio State is preferred over Penn State, which is what I'm going with
 
2023-02-04 4:50:27 PM  
ANGH.
 
2023-02-04 4:50:45 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2023-02-04 4:52:34 PM  
Why would anyone comply with a republican subpoena?

The GOP literally wiped their arses with legitimate subpoenas for the last few years.
 
2023-02-04 4:53:35 PM  
Ignore them, like everyone in the Trump administration did.
 
2023-02-04 4:57:14 PM  

Walker: Ignore them, like everyone in the Trump administration did.


Nah.  Malicious compliance.  Talk about it.  Ad nausium.  Show up.  Make a spectacle that shows how off base they are.  Make "In more baseless accusations, Rep Jordan said..."

Make them upset by repeating the stupid things they said, and fully attributing it to them.

The light of day is what makes cockroaches like Jordan run.
 
2023-02-04 4:57:36 PM  
The subpoenas, which Jordan formally signed Thursday, are linked to a long-held GOP claim that federal agencies "targeted" parents.

Fark you, dick nugget!  They were "targeted" because they were being threatening MAGA shiatweasels!  We've seen it on video.  This is the partisan violence that your party foments.
 
2023-02-04 5:05:04 PM  

aleister_greynight: And we all know how much Congressional subpoenas are worth.


Yes, JJ made it clear that they can be ignored.
 
2023-02-04 5:11:19 PM  

natazha: aleister_greynight: And we all know how much Congressional subpoenas are worth.

Yes, JJ made it clear that they can be ignored.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2023-02-04 5:17:00 PM  

clkeagle: iheartscotch: I hope they televise the hearing and get stomped.

That's what I was thinking... How exactly do they think this is going to go?


The same way it always goes with these fishing expeditions: they will find one low-level staffer who texted their spouse that "these farking parents are totally farking things up" and because they were once in the same zip code as Hunter Biden it's proof positive that they killed Vince Foster for the Clintons.

// and who cares that they had zero actual administrative involvement with any part of this saga or their spouse has never worked for the government
 
2023-02-04 5:20:22 PM  

Chajeungna: ImpendingCynic: You expect compliance with your idiotic smear investigations? Your only weapon is referrals to the DOJ and you do remember which party controls the executive branch, right?

Holy shiat. We gotta stop with this stuff. Yes, the investigations will be smear jobs without any basis in law or fact. NO we should not talk about "controlling" the DoJ because our party's in charge. DoJ will disregard referrals because they have no basis in law or fact. Not because an elected Democrat told them to. FFS let's not be the Baddies.

TFG and MAGAs have normalized a lot of authoritarian behaviors. We gotta resist, not adopt.


Are you trying to suggest that weaponizing the federal government is not the best way to counter the United States House Judiciary Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government?
 
2023-02-04 5:21:53 PM  
Dear Mr. Jordan,

In light of your precedent-setting open disregard toward Congressional subpoenas, our Administration has elected to follow your example and we have no intention of responding beyond this letter.

Best regards,

The entire Executive Branch
 
2023-02-04 5:33:41 PM  

farkitallletitend: Jim Jordan always looks like he's going to start wielding an axe like he's in the shining.


More like Beavis with a chainsaw and Butt-Head is Matt Gaetz.

Beavis saws off Butt-head's finger #Shorts
Youtube 7IStaxAHloE
 
2023-02-04 5:33:56 PM  

natazha: aleister_greynight: And we all know how much Congressional subpoenas are worth.

Yes, JJ made it clear that they can be ignored.


Hey it's J.J. (hey it's J.J.)
What you been doin'?
You say your car broke down, the thing just isn't movin'
J.-j.j., don't you know?
When you're down there's just one way to go
Now sing it
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
That's just the way it goes (that's life)
 
2023-02-04 5:39:35 PM  
mrwhippy:

Fark user imageView Full Size



TFG's genius continuity is that he and Joe McCarthy used the very same lawyer in fighting democracy.
 
2023-02-04 5:40:58 PM  
The real victims here are the white supremacists, obviously, & Jim Jordan is just the man to take these sorts of reports seriously when they're brought to him by members of his own team.
 
Displayed 50 of 74 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.