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4529 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2023 at 12:51 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy [OhFark]
2023-02-04 12:53:31 PM  
"I know what this is about: you want me to get an abortion!"

/got nuthin'
 
rjakobi
2023-02-04 12:57:08 PM  
This is an indictment against the TSA if anything.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 12:57:27 PM  
The only problem I see is that the woman is not wearing any footwear. Otherwise, let her claim her luggage and go.
 
nytmare
2023-02-04 12:58:54 PM  
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/oldie
 
mongbiohazard [BareFark]
2023-02-04 12:59:33 PM  
In Florida in general you'll see people in two piece bikinis pretty much anywhere. I'd see women in tiny thong bikinis walking around shopping in the mall on a Tuesday at 2pm.

And that was in Marion County. We were like an hour and a half from the beach. That was swamp country.
 
johnny queso
2023-02-04 1:00:44 PM  
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SoupJohnB [BareFark]
2023-02-04 1:00:54 PM  
A friend of mine returned from a trip to Miami and said the airport throng including people traveling with chickens and goats. When I went there later on, I understood.
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:01:24 PM  
Well, that website is really well run. I can't get the picture, but that's OK; I know where to find dress barely dressed ladies.
 
dionysusaur [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:01:53 PM  
Sort of want.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:08:25 PM  
I was at the gate at Miami and I look down to see a pigeon walking around by my feet. I guess it could have been worse, it could have been a rat.
 
brilett
2023-02-04 1:08:54 PM  
She'll regret that when they crank up the a/c.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:10:04 PM  
Three Mile Limit?

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drgullen
2023-02-04 1:10:43 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: "I know what this is about: you want me to get an abortion!"

/got nuthin'


Don't start with that white zone s*** again!
 
Monocultured
2023-02-04 1:10:59 PM  
I guess it's fine as long as they wipe down the equipment afterwards.
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:18:39 PM  

Walker: I was at the gate at Miami and I look down to see a pigeon walking around by my feet. I guess it could have been worse, it could have been a rat.


Somebody's emotional support animal?

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I was disappointed when I found the Detroit airport Popeye's didn't have these (apparently created by the Philadelphia franchise).
 
stuffy
2023-02-04 1:19:01 PM  
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maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:24:15 PM  
The popups have popoups on that site
 
mongbiohazard [BareFark]
2023-02-04 1:25:02 PM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 276x380]


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Red Shirt Blues
2023-02-04 1:26:56 PM  
Time to undo deregulation. Flying is a luxury, not a right. And remember it was Ted Kennedy who helped push it through.
 
SuperSeriousMan
2023-02-04 1:30:31 PM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 276x380]


Amateur.
 
BlazeTrailer
2023-02-04 1:35:04 PM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 276x380]


You lack commitment
 
hegelsghost
2023-02-04 1:35:30 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: Time to undo deregulation. Flying is a luxury, not a right. And remember it was Ted Kennedy who helped push it through.


I' all for re-regulating, but dress code issues are hardly a prime (or any) motivating factor. as long as they have something covering their ass
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:44:24 PM  

BlazeTrailer: stuffy: [th.bing.com image 276x380]

You lack commitment


... to 'Sparkle Motion'?
 
casey17 [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:47:43 PM  

SoupJohnB: A friend of mine returned from a trip to Miami and said the airport throng including people traveling with chickens and goats. When I went there later on, I understood.


Santeria practitioners?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2023-02-04 1:51:48 PM  
I would be put under the jail and canceled by all political parties if I did this.
 
adamatari
2023-02-04 1:57:13 PM  
Welcome to Florida, people in bikinis can and will appear everywhere. The dress code is relaxed. Feel free to wear your black and navy heavy clothes and sweat to death.
 
Dewey Fidalgo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 2:08:43 PM  
I often threatened to dress like that when I have to go through TSA screening.   I've settled on a lightweight dress (you're welcome)  with no pockets and rubber flip flops and no jewelry (when we took my dear, recently widowed friend to Hawaii several years ago, they made her take off her lovely gold earrings...which they promptly "misplaced".   Thankfully we were in the First Class line and after raising enough of a stink, the earrings were miraculously "found".)

People complain that "in the old days we used to dress up to fly".   Yeah, and that was when passengers weren't treated like cattle being shoved into a cattle car.   Economy also had meals and once even a small bottle of wine and weren't crammed into seats like sardines.
 
drayno76
2023-02-04 2:17:43 PM  
*can be said about any airport in Florida.

Every time I've been to the airport there's someone going through line wearing their swimwear and a tourist shirt. I thought it was so common it wasn't worth ticking-tocking about. <shrug>
 
SoupJohnB [BareFark]
2023-02-04 2:36:20 PM  

casey17: SoupJohnB: A friend of mine returned from a trip to Miami and said the airport throng including people traveling with chickens and goats. When I went there later on, I understood.

Santeria practitioners?


There's that!
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-02-04 2:52:12 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: I often threatened to dress like that when I have to go through TSA screening.   I've settled on a lightweight dress (you're welcome)  with no pockets and rubber flip flops and no jewelry (when we took my dear, recently widowed friend to Hawaii several years ago, they made her take off her lovely gold earrings...which they promptly "misplaced".   Thankfully we were in the First Class line and after raising enough of a stink, the earrings were miraculously "found".)

People complain that "in the old days we used to dress up to fly".   Yeah, and that was when passengers weren't treated like cattle being shoved into a cattle car.   Economy also had meals and once even a small bottle of wine and weren't crammed into seats like sardines.


I tried travelling in an outfit like that, but TSA guy was all like "you've still getting extra inspection, sir." At least he was cute.
 
karlandtanya
2023-02-04 3:26:12 PM  
tiktok or instagram videos should never be played with the sound on.

yecch
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-02-04 3:36:43 PM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 276x380]


It's never the people you want to see half-naked in public who actually go around half-naked in public.

It's the little boy behind the woman in line who gets me. Even he doesn't like what he sees.
 
khatores
2023-02-04 6:29:49 PM  

drayno76: *can be said about any airport in Florida.

Every time I've been to the airport there's someone going through line wearing their swimwear and a tourist shirt. I thought it was so common it wasn't worth ticking-tocking about. <shrug>


I was in Renton one time and waiting in line for something and a guy told me that wearing sunglasses on my head was "a good idea, I like that" as if it was some original thing I'd come up with. I just ran with it.
 
morg
2023-02-04 8:42:35 PM  

mongbiohazard: In Florida in general you'll see people in two piece bikinis pretty much anywhere. I'd see women in tiny thong bikinis walking around shopping in the mall on a Tuesday at 2pm.

And that was in Marion County. We were like an hour and a half from the beach. That was swamp country.


We've all heard Mongo's thoughts on this subject and  yes, at face value it is exciting. I would like the jury to know that a person may capable of wearing a bikini but that doesn't mean that they should wear a bikini. I should know, I'm an official bikini inspector and it's not a joke.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-04 9:13:08 PM  
"Barely Dressed Woman Meanders Through Security At The Miami Airport"

I accept this reality and substitute it for my own!
 
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