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2023-02-04 9:07:36 AM  
Sucker bet
 
2023-02-04 9:31:06 AM  
He wants his money back on a kited check.
 
2023-02-04 10:29:37 AM  
Is there a footnote saying the bond will actually be in Rubles?
 
2023-02-04 10:38:01 AM  
Somewhere in Trumpland there is $1M missing.
 
2023-02-04 10:52:31 AM  
Should agree to it with the caveat that if he loses then the fine is tripled, Trump is hard from every living at Mar a Lago again, and Habba forfeits her law license.

Seems fair.
 
2023-02-04 10:57:45 AM  

snocone: Somewhere in Trumpland there is $1M missing.


It is not like we all know that since 2015 he has not spent a dime of his own money on anything. EVERYTHING has been a campaign expense.
 
2023-02-04 10:58:43 AM  
Since this is Trump we're talking about, I'd accept nothing less than a suitcase full of cash.
 
2023-02-04 11:00:33 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Should agree to it with the caveat that if he loses then the fine is tripled, Trump is hard from every living at Mar a Lago again, and Habba forfeits her law license.

Seems fair.


Lol barred, not hard.

Still works, but not a mental image I meant to subject anyone to.

/phone butchered that post
 
2023-02-04 11:06:17 AM  
By all means, draw attention to your to your loss by whining about it for a couple years - just like the last election.
 
2023-02-04 11:10:46 AM  

snocone: Somewhere in Trumpland there is $1M missing.


Check the campaign fund.
 
2023-02-04 11:10:48 AM  

NutWrench: Since this is Trump we're talking about, I'd accept nothing less than a suitcase full of cash.


iat would probably be Monopoly money, he does live in a fantasy world.
 
2023-02-04 11:12:43 AM  
You can get sanctioned for appealong sanctions if your appeal is also frivilous and meritless.
 
2023-02-04 11:18:28 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Should agree to it with the caveat that if he loses then the fine is tripled, Trump is hard from every living at Mar a Lago again,


Eww
 
2023-02-04 11:25:32 AM  

NutWrench: Since this is Trump we're talking about, I'd accept nothing less than a suitcase full of cash.


AND EVEN THEN... I'd make him stand there while I flip through every stack to make sure he didn't use one dollar bills as filler.
 
2023-02-04 11:26:03 AM  
The judge should force him to pay the fine in presidential dollar coins.

But only Grover Cleveland coins.
 
2023-02-04 11:27:18 AM  
Weird that every unprecedented act done to Trump does not have the statement "due to Trump's unprecedented action the followed by unprecedented actions taken in response to Trump.".

The US media with their conservative bias has allowed unprecedented activity in and outside the government. They lack the fortitude to call out the truth because they have been pounded by republican lies the media is liberal. Fark your feelings republicans pointing out your actions is not the problem. It is your actions that are the problem.
 
2023-02-04 11:28:08 AM  
This almost sounds like a Rent-A-Stay scheme -- you pay the court to rent freedom to continue practicing contempt (in increments of $1M in this case).

Knowing that your supply of donor cash is quite extensive and each enjoys yet another frivolous lawsuit to delay process and to sucker the media.

What would you do if you got a line of funny money oligarchs and moguls who are quite happy with spending a million a pop to watch the court flounder?  It's cheaper than investing in an Elon Musk space shot.
 
2023-02-04 11:29:21 AM  
Cash only and I want to see some identification.
 
2023-02-04 11:39:26 AM  
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2023-02-04 11:45:01 AM  
That's literally what a bond is in situations like this.  You have to put up liquid asset equal to an estimated amount opposing counsel might be expected to pay and if you lose it covers their fees.

But it also can go up.

Let's say trump'a drags it out or it gets super complicated and the opposing counsel has to hire more people to sift through evidence or whatever if the Trump team loses they'd be expected to cover that too.
 
2023-02-04 11:46:57 AM  
Meh. This is nothing more than another fleecing ruse. I'll bet fund raising emails have already gone out to the rubes. "Help us fight the evil Clintons! Donate now!"
 
2023-02-04 11:49:50 AM  
Maybe having giving money to Hillary will kill him.
 
2023-02-04 11:57:49 AM  
I expect to see Trump walking down a dodgy street lined with pawn shops and bondsman offices trying to haggle the 10% fee.
 
2023-02-04 11:59:32 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: NutWrench: Since this is Trump we're talking about, I'd accept nothing less than a suitcase full of cash.

AND EVEN THEN... I'd make him stand there while I flip through every stack to make sure he didn't use one dollar bills as filler.


Even better make him pay up in one dollar bills.
The size of the pile would give him a cardiac.
 
2023-02-04 12:06:43 PM  

NutWrench: Since this is Trump we're talking about, I'd accept nothing less than a suitcase full of cash.


He'd go for a suitcase full of classified documents as a trade. /s
 
2023-02-04 12:11:27 PM  

dkulprit: That's literally what a bond is in situations like this.  You have to put up liquid asset equal to an estimated amount opposing counsel might be expected to pay and if you lose it covers their fees.

But it also can go up.

Let's say trump'a drags it out or it gets super complicated and the opposing counsel has to hire more people to sift through evidence or whatever if the Trump team loses they'd be expected to cover that too.


Which is why I'd love to be in the room with Alex Jones or MeinKampfy Pillow when the lawyers explain the requirement of a secured bond.
 
2023-02-04 12:19:50 PM  
He's gonna yoink $1 million from campaign funds, and ANGH.
 
2023-02-04 12:24:11 PM  

NutWrench: Since this is Trump we're talking about, I'd accept nothing less than a suitcase full of cash.


And have a treasury officer standing by with one of those counterfeit detecting Sharpies.
 
2023-02-04 12:25:10 PM  
Maybe I don't get it.  He was fined almost a million bucks, and he wants to put up this 110% bond against his success in the appeal.  If he paid the fine and then won the appeal, wouldn't he get the fine back anyway?  So what does this bond do?  I'm missing something only criminal masterminds understand, I guess.
 
2023-02-04 12:27:21 PM  

Qatmandu: He's gonna yoink $1 million from campaign funds, and ANGH.


Nonsense. He has the Trump Charity to turn to now that he is an innocent victim of THE DEEP STATE.
 
2023-02-04 12:29:31 PM  
You know he's using this to raise money.
 
2023-02-04 12:44:21 PM  

pueblonative: dkulprit: That's literally what a bond is in situations like this.  You have to put up liquid asset equal to an estimated amount opposing counsel might be expected to pay and if you lose it covers their fees.

But it also can go up.

Let's say trump'a drags it out or it gets super complicated and the opposing counsel has to hire more people to sift through evidence or whatever if the Trump team loses they'd be expected to cover that too.

Which is why I'd love to be in the room with Alex Jones or MeinKampfy Pillow when the lawyers explain the requirement of a secured bond.


Yeah, but he'll just drag that out, too, demanding all kinds of proof and accusing them of over-billing, etc. He'll counter-sure. He'll drag his feet. He's a master at dragging things out, and at his age - no matter what judgements there are against him - he'll die a rich, privileged man who never faced any serious consequences.
 
2023-02-04 12:50:08 PM  

Aquapope: Maybe I don't get it.  He was fined almost a million bucks, and he wants to put up this 110% bond against his success in the appeal.  If he paid the fine and then won the appeal, wouldn't he get the fine back anyway?  So what does this bond do?  I'm missing something only criminal masterminds understand, I guess.


The bond means he has to pony up less cash now.  It delays him paying in full.
 
2023-02-04 1:31:10 PM  

Aquapope: Maybe I don't get it.  He was fined almost a million bucks, and he wants to put up this 110% bond against his success in the appeal.  If he paid the fine and then won the appeal, wouldn't he get the fine back anyway?  So what does this bond do?  I'm missing something only criminal masterminds understand, I guess.


The bond is to ensure that this is a good faith appeal and not merely a way to grind a case through the courts he has no intentions of paying.
 
2023-02-04 3:24:21 PM  
That million is out of the money he has yet to pay former lawyers.

And construction firms.

And in fines to New York State.

And...well, you find a bill he has, we can tell you how he stiffed 'em...
 
2023-02-04 3:36:30 PM  

macadamnut: [i.pinimg.com image 450x571]


I remember buying a bunch of those before I went on a business trip in the early 1970's. I needed 500$ in 20s.

I ended up with writer's cramp from signing those goddamn things in front of the bank teller.  Then in spite of those amex checks being advertised on TV all the time, I found out many businesses had no idea what to do with them. Ended having to go to a bank and getting them changed back to cash to pay my hotel room charges.

Not all businesses could handle BankAmricard (Visa) back then  Either. Things are so much better now.
 
2023-02-04 5:12:49 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: macadamnut: [i.pinimg.com image 450x571]

I remember buying a bunch of those before I went on a business trip in the early 1970's. I needed 500$ in 20s.

I ended up with writer's cramp from signing those goddamn things in front of the bank teller.  Then in spite of those amex checks being advertised on TV all the time, I found out many businesses had no idea what to do with them. Ended having to go to a bank and getting them changed back to cash to pay my hotel room charges.

Not all businesses could handle BankAmricard (Visa) back then  Either. Things are so much better now.


I used Amex traveller's checks on a road trip from Maine to Florida with my girlfriend back in 1991-2.  We were young kids in a VW, ATMs only worked if they were on your network which was pretty random, and no way was I packing cash around southern cops.

The traveller's checks were actually fine, big gas stations would cash them.  It was the ATM card that screwed me when I was a few dollars short for the Chesepeake Bay bridge toll and had to wander around the DelMarVa at night looking for an ATM on the Plus system.  Nobody around there spoke intelligible English, I had lived in  eastern Virginia before and I could barely dig their jive.
 
2023-02-04 5:13:58 PM  
It seems like Trump is in the litigation business, but actually, he's in the real estate business.
 
2023-02-04 10:43:25 PM  
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Day_Old_Dutchie: macadamnut: [i.pinimg.com image 450x571]

I remember buying a bunch of those before I went on a business trip in the early 1970's. I needed 500$ in 20s.

I ended up with writer's cramp from signing those goddamn things in front of the bank teller.  Then in spite of those amex checks being advertised on TV all the time, I found out many businesses had no idea what to do with them. Ended having to go to a bank and getting them changed back to cash to pay my hotel room charges.

Not all businesses could handle BankAmricard (Visa) back then  Either. Things are so much better now.


these were great... they promissed safety... you needed id to cash em and the purchase fee was cheaper than atm or cash advance from a credit card, In the 90's and earlier there was no tap or chipped credit card... paper carbon copy transactions with the schack/schach machine and a forged signature.
 
2023-02-05 12:10:32 AM  
Trump and Habba said Friday their proposed bond represents 110% of the total sanctions and isn't opposed by Clinton

Of course she wouldn't oppose it. She's getting a chuckle out of watching them blow through their money with no possible gain without lifting a finger.
 
2023-02-05 1:07:58 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: pueblonative: dkulprit: That's literally what a bond is in situations like this.  You have to put up liquid asset equal to an estimated amount opposing counsel might be expected to pay and if you lose it covers their fees.

But it also can go up.

Let's say trump'a drags it out or it gets super complicated and the opposing counsel has to hire more people to sift through evidence or whatever if the Trump team loses they'd be expected to cover that too.

Which is why I'd love to be in the room with Alex Jones or MeinKampfy Pillow when the lawyers explain the requirement of a secured bond.

Yeah, but he'll just drag that out, too, demanding all kinds of proof and accusing them of over-billing, etc. He'll counter-sure. He'll drag his feet. He's a master at dragging things out, and at his age - no matter what judgements there are against him - he'll die a rich, privileged man who never faced any serious consequences.


That's not how a supersedeas/appeals bond works.  You can't stretch it out.  You lose the money being held by the surety is turned over.

Sure, he could ask for a stay to appeal higher, but he would have to request another supersedeas while he does this, but he is already almost at the highest level of federal courts as it is.

His next step would be an appeal to the 11th circuit (the same court that has ruled against the same lawyer(s) and basically called them vexacious litigants 3 times in the past 6 months?).  And they'd have to rule within 14 days of his appeal.  And the only next step after that would be SCOTUS who, despite their current makeup, would laugh this out of their courts so fast.

So even if he was to try to appeals to SCOTUS over this he would be losing it within 45 days max of the original ruling.
 
2023-02-05 1:30:45 AM  

Troy McClure: Aquapope: Maybe I don't get it.  He was fined almost a million bucks, and he wants to put up this 110% bond against his success in the appeal.  If he paid the fine and then won the appeal, wouldn't he get the fine back anyway?  So what does this bond do?  I'm missing something only criminal masterminds understand, I guess.

The bond means he has to pony up less cash now.  It delays him paying in full.


He has to pony up more cash now.  It's for 110% of the judgement.  This isn't a bond like bonding out of jail where it's 10% and a promissory note.  This is the full 110% being handed over to a 3rd party who has to abide by the decision of the court.  If the appellant loses they have to either release the cash within 10-14 days of final judgement.

He can appeal to 11th, but 11th doesn't really like his lawyers that much and called them hacks, and would rule within 14 days, or he'd have to appeal to SCOTUS who doesn't like their time wasted with such matters.  He only has 2 steps above this, both would rule within 14 days days of each appeal and both aren't big fans of his lawsuits or his lawyers.

He isn't paying less, he is paying more, and just guaranteeing that the payment goes out if he loses.

He'd have a better chance of delaying or paying less by arguing poverty or hardships due to the Lelita James case against him with the overseer having to watch his money.  They'd have to go to court for years to straighten out the books to see if he should have to pay in full or not.

This is a PR play pure and simple.  Literally the day they lost the case Alina Habba was on right wing outlets complaining that the judge was against her and Donald and that they had such a strong case it was pure bias by the judge blah blah blah, which was then parroted by right wing pundits and talking heads.

Then she did it multiple more times between then and the fines being assessed.  Then she did it after the judge assessed the fees and hit them with the 1 mill joint and severally liable.

So that angle has been played out.  The diehard base already "know" this judge is biased against them.

But with such a "strong" case they have, when the appeals court in the 11th circuit does something, it's further "proof" that the deep state is against them and "something" needs to be done about it.

This isn't about the money, it's a way to further entrench support for trump and to further erode trust in the system by "showing" the courts are against him and cannot be trusted.... And a way to fundraise to "fight the good fight."

The sad part is that this shiat works.  People buy it.  While trump may not be as rich as he claims to be, 1 mill isn't all that much, especially when it's other people's money (the same people he is pandering to with this PR move). This is a way to rule up the base and get them to distrust the courts even more pure and simple.

This was her statement on hannity the day they lost the case.

Habba's response, as told to Sean Hannity: "Well what is the proper place for him?" Habba later said she might appeal the decision, and also that Trump had told her that the case would ultimately not be a winner and she should just drop it. "I said no. We have to fight. It's not right what happened. And you know, he was right. It's a sad day for me personally because I fought him on it and should have listened, but I don't want to lose hope in our system, I don't."

their plan and goal is blatantly obvious.  They were laying the groundwork months ago with this shiat.  They've continued laying the groundwork by hitting the circuit and talking up how strong of a case it was and how "sad" it would be to lose faith in the system by losing any further appeals.

It's clear as day what they're trying to do if you pay attention to what they're doing.
 
2023-02-05 1:59:34 AM  

dkulprit: .....


Forgot to add:

This is why you have to pay attention to what he is saying when he and his allies are putting shiat out into the world instead of ignoring him.

With his track record it's easy to believe that he is just trying a delay tactic and hand wave it away as something that simple.  But it's more insidious than that.  Just like months before the election he was laying the groundwork for the stolen election claims by casting doubt on mail in ballots, same day voter registrations, and claiming fraud would happen this is a calculated play to erode trust in the system so people feel like they don't have any options other than "fighting back."

This all started with Habba on Hannity the day the case was thrown out saying she didn't want to lose faith but that Trump already knew this strong (see: garbage rambling) case was going to get thrown out because of bias and corruption in the system.

To today where they've already lost faith in the system and they're running out of options.

From the outside it may seem like insane ramblings of a madman, and they are, but they are still insane ramblings of a madman that are a calculated play to get his followers to feel like their only option is violence.  The same followers who have shown what they're capable and willing to do when they feel they've been "robbed".

We have already seen examples of this playing out successfully and if you pay attention instead of ignoring them you can see what's playing out and not be surprised by them.

Along with Habba "having faith she didn't want to lose" the pundits and right wing outlets have started reaching a fever pitch over this dumbass case about how they're running out of options and "something" needs to be done.  Of course they never actually say what that "something" is.  But they insinuate they don't have legal options.

This isn't actually about this case at all, they've already "proven" this judge is biased against Trump, and taking it to the appeals court which will undoubtedly be lost is further "proof" that the world is against them and trying to do this the legal and proper way won't work.

This whole case and subsequent appeals is a vehicle for "proving" to the same types of people who got violent on Jan 6th that the courts and the government can't be trusted.  Which benefits him in 2 ways.

1. If/when any sort of criminal case is brought against him, if he is found guilty, none of the rock solid evidence that was used to convict him can be trusted and he was going to be found guilty no matter what.  Just like in this case where it was a "really strong case" but was thrown out despite that and Trump "knew" that he would lose.  So it doesn't matter what the outcome of any sort of case against him is or the public evidence is, the outcome was he was already going to lose.

2. His followers and the base will have lost complete faith in the government and the system so he can call on them to do "something" if he is in legal jeopardy or he loses another election.

Which gives him a bargaining chip to "calm" the situation.
 
2023-02-05 9:57:35 AM  

dkulprit: Troy McClure: Aquapope: Maybe I don't get it.  He was fined almost a million bucks, and he wants to put up this 110% bond against his success in the appeal.  If he paid the fine and then won the appeal, wouldn't he get the fine back anyway?  So what does this bond do?  I'm missing something only criminal masterminds understand, I guess.

The bond means he has to pony up less cash now.  It delays him paying in full.

He has to pony up more cash now.  It's for 110% of the judgement.  This isn't a bond like bonding out of jail where it's 10% and a promissory note.  This is the full 110% being handed over to a 3rd party who has to abide by the decision of the court.  If the appellant loses they have to either release the cash within 10-14 days of final judgement.

He can appeal to 11th, but 11th doesn't really like his lawyers that much and called them hacks, and would rule within 14 days, or he'd have to appeal to SCOTUS who doesn't like their time wasted with such matters.  He only has 2 steps above this, both would rule within 14 days days of each appeal and both aren't big fans of his lawsuits or his lawyers.

He isn't paying less, he is paying more, and just guaranteeing that the payment goes out if he loses.

He'd have a better chance of delaying or paying less by arguing poverty or hardships due to the Lelita James case against him with the overseer having to watch his money.  They'd have to go to court for years to straighten out the books to see if he should have to pay in full or not.

This is a PR play pure and simple.  Literally the day they lost the case Alina Habba was on right wing outlets complaining that the judge was against her and Donald and that they had such a strong case it was pure bias by the judge blah blah blah, which was then parroted by right wing pundits and talking heads.

Then she did it multiple more times between then and the fines being assessed.  Then she did it after the judge assessed the fees and hit them with the 1 mill joint and ...


Thanks for the explanation, but I still don't get what this "bond" gets him.  If he pays the fine, then later wins the appeal, he'd get his fine back.  If he loses, he doesn't.  But he wants to put up 110%, and if he wins the appeal he gets it back and if he doesn't, he doesn't.  So how is his "bond" any different than the fine, other than the bond is 10% bigger and it's called a bond instead of a fine?
 
2023-02-05 11:41:14 AM  

dkulprit: Benevolent Misanthrope: pueblonative: dkulprit: That's literally what a bond is in situations like this.  You have to put up liquid asset equal to an estimated amount opposing counsel might be expected to pay and if you lose it covers their fees.

But it also can go up.

Let's say trump'a drags it out or it gets super complicated and the opposing counsel has to hire more people to sift through evidence or whatever if the Trump team loses they'd be expected to cover that too.

Which is why I'd love to be in the room with Alex Jones or MeinKampfy Pillow when the lawyers explain the requirement of a secured bond.

Yeah, but he'll just drag that out, too, demanding all kinds of proof and accusing them of over-billing, etc. He'll counter-sure. He'll drag his feet. He's a master at dragging things out, and at his age - no matter what judgements there are against him - he'll die a rich, privileged man who never faced any serious consequences.

That's not how a supersedeas/appeals bond works.  You can't stretch it out.  You lose the money being held by the surety is turned over.

Sure, he could ask for a stay to appeal higher, but he would have to request another supersedeas while he does this, but he is already almost at the highest level of federal courts as it is.

His next step would be an appeal to the 11th circuit (the same court that has ruled against the same lawyer(s) and basically called them vexacious litigants 3 times in the past 6 months?).  And they'd have to rule within 14 days of his appeal.  And the only next step after that would be SCOTUS who, despite their current makeup, would laugh this out of their courts so fast.

So even if he was to try to appeals to SCOTUS over this he would be losing it within 45 days max of the original ruling.


Thanks for that. I freely admit I have no knowledge of how this particular process works.

Speaking of being called a vexatious litigant, though - how does that work? They haven't actually done it yet, that I know of, though several courts have either used the actual word or made it clear he meets the definition. I always thought that once you were called vexatious, then that court (or judge, maybe) wouldn't hear your cases any longer. Or at least wouldn't allow you to file until someone looks at it and says, "yeah, ok, this one's not total bullshiat".

I bet I'm wrong about that, too, aren't I?
 
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