Stop in at the arbys in Huntington PA.
They are so stoned, they will fark up your order every time.
I wanted a chicken wrap once but they were "out of chicken. No. Wait, maaan. We got it, but only if it is fried. We don't have the grilled wrap chicken. It's still frozen."

Well, thank you ever so much for sharing your secret recipe with me, and as a long time food-service-industry worker and manager, might I share one of my secret recipes with you?

"Uh...... I mean.... Ok, maaan."

You have a big kitchen back there right?

"Uhh...."

And I would wager, that means bet, kid. Wager means bet. I would wager you could rustle up a nice big knife in that kitchen if you really looked for one, right?

" uh.. Yeah?"

Ok, so here's what you do.
Fry up some of that boneless chicken breast that you have all breaded in the box, and take it, and slice it with the knife into strips, and put that in the wrap, and wrap that wrap, and put it in the bag, and hand it to me with a jomoca shake on the side, a large one.

"You want me to put a hot, sliced, breaded, fried, chicken patty in your wrap?"

That's the secret recipe, kid. And if I like it I'll go back to corporate, and tell them you invented it, and didn't forget to pull the 'grilled' chicken out if the freezer for the dinner rush. What did you call it? A hot, sliced, breaded, fried, chicken patty in your wrap? That sounds like we could use it in a commercial. Gwan, git to it!

And to the slack jaw standing there still, And the large jomoca shake!

Skacky leaves the counter.

Best dang wrap they ever made.


And if you are in Huntington, don't Stop at Wendy's. And iif you do, don't call the police. They aren't all tied up in the freezer. That isn't why they don't answer at the drive through. They are just in the dumpster stockade, smoking da reefer.

You know what? Just go to the Stone Town Tavern in that town.
Real good food, and the pho is to die for.