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(NBC Sports)   Premier League starts at 7:30 am ET with Everton & Sean Dyche vs Arsenal. Aston Villa hosts Leicester, Man U vs Palace, Brentford faces the Saints, Wolves v Liverpool, and Brighton v Bournemouth. 12:30 pm game Newcastle v West Ham. On USA/Peacock/NBC   (scores.nbcsports.com) divider line
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Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:24:49 AM  
I predict a brief stoppage in the 26th minute when Sean Dyche, in a fit of rage at the way his fullbacks are performing, rips Arteta's arm off and uses it to slap the shiat out of Tarkowski.
 
dietbubba [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:27:27 AM  

Langston: I predict a brief stoppage in the 26th minute when Sean Dyche, in a fit of rage at the way his fullbacks are performing, rips Arteta's arm off and uses it to slap the shiat out of Tarkowski.


Would not be shocked
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:27:55 AM  
Morning all. I thoroughly expect a thorough chastening for Everton. No new manager bounce.

Good thing they are playing the Z Cars music, because Everton performances lately have been criminal.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:30:41 AM  

HugeMistake: Morning all. I thoroughly expect a thorough chastening for Everton. No new manager bounce.

Good thing they are playing the Z Cars music, because Everton performances lately have been criminal.


Honestly, on paper this is all one-way traffic for Arsenal, but I would not be shocked at all to see Everton play tight and tough. I've been thinking all season that they're better than their results, and they do have a lot of tools at their disposal that will get them results if used correctly.
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:32:19 AM  

Langston: HugeMistake: Morning all. I thoroughly expect a thorough chastening for Everton. No new manager bounce.

Good thing they are playing the Z Cars music, because Everton performances lately have been criminal.

Honestly, on paper this is all one-way traffic for Arsenal, but I would not be shocked at all to see Everton play tight and tough. I've been thinking all season that they're better than their results, and they do have a lot of tools at their disposal that will get them results if used correctly.


Also, I apologize in advance for expecting an Arsenal win, given my track record in predictions.
 
harleyquinnical
2023-02-04 7:32:21 AM  
I did not even know Sean Dyche was managing the Toffees.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:34:50 AM  

HugeMistake: Also, I apologize in advance for expecting an Arsenal win, given my track record in predictions.


I don't know anybody expecting a win today for Everton, so...

harleyquinnical: I did not even know Sean Dyche was managing the Toffees.


I only found out yesterday myself.
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:37:27 AM  
Bonus prediction: Everton players will get carried away with the adrenalin boost of a new manager, and one of them will commit two "overenthusiastic" tackles and get red carded.
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:40:46 AM  
This has the hallmark of the kind of game where it takes the better side 60 minutes to wear down the defense and get a breakthrough.
 
Cyrene Valantion
2023-02-04 7:41:01 AM  
From the bbc;

"A plane flies over pulling a banner that I'm pretty sure said "The league's worst run club". They don't mean Arsenal. "
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:45:20 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: From the bbc;

"A plane flies over pulling a banner that I'm pretty sure said "The league's worst run club". They don't mean Arsenal. "


Maybe not, but they might have bought it used from Arsenal supporters that were flying it 5 years ago.
 
harleyquinnical
2023-02-04 7:48:48 AM  
So +6' at the end of the 1st 45?
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2023-02-04 7:49:00 AM  
I actually managed to get all my preds for this gameweek in before any of the matches started for a change... and that Chelsea-Fulham match was a snoozefest of fail that should have gotten Potter fired.
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2023-02-04 7:50:49 AM  

harleyquinnical: So +6' at the end of the 1st 45?


That sounds about right, as someone will engage in some time-wasting faked injury while trying to draw a card, or engage in some handbag action.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:51:56 AM  
That was waaaay too close
 
harleyquinnical
2023-02-04 7:52:41 AM  
Everton actually look threatening on these corners.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:01:34 AM  

harleyquinnical: So +6' at the end of the 1st 45?


Using the World Cup extra time formula?
 
Cyrene Valantion
2023-02-04 8:01:36 AM  

ClavellBCMI: I actually managed to get all my preds for this gameweek in before any of the matches started for a change... and that Chelsea-Fulham match was a snoozefest of fail that should have gotten Potter fired.


I got bonus points on the Chelsea game for predicting the draw, though I'd gone for 1-1
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:06:42 AM  
Hello all.
Switched on late. Been at the new house tidying before the next bunch of workmen make another mess
The Dumpster Fire table from last week
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And the refs
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Attwell's 6 card haul last night will push him up the table a bit.
Taylor seems to have the weekend off so Tierney should really pull his finger out at Wolves if he wants to stay in the race.
Full appointments listing here
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:07:41 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: ClavellBCMI: I actually managed to get all my preds for this gameweek in before any of the matches started for a change... and that Chelsea-Fulham match was a snoozefest of fail that should have gotten Potter fired.

I got bonus points on the Chelsea game for predicting the draw, though I'd gone for 1-1


I got them too. I went for 2-2
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:10:12 AM  

Pista: Cyrene Valantion: ClavellBCMI: I actually managed to get all my preds for this gameweek in before any of the matches started for a change... and that Chelsea-Fulham match was a snoozefest of fail that should have gotten Potter fired.

I got bonus points on the Chelsea game for predicting the draw, though I'd gone for 1-1

I got them too. I went for 2-2


You predicted Chelsea to score twice?
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:18:33 AM  
Everton looking a totally different prospect already
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:19:02 AM  

Pista: Everton looking a totally different prospect already


I fear they will tire around the 60 minute mark
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:35:39 AM  

HugeMistake: Pista: Cyrene Valantion: ClavellBCMI: I actually managed to get all my preds for this gameweek in before any of the matches started for a change... and that Chelsea-Fulham match was a snoozefest of fail that should have gotten Potter fired.

I got bonus points on the Chelsea game for predicting the draw, though I'd gone for 1-1

I got them too. I went for 2-2

You predicted Chelsea to score twice?


Yep. Probably a typo really
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:35:54 AM  
What a save!
 
jamspoon [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:45:59 AM  

Pista: HugeMistake: Pista: Cyrene Valantion: ClavellBCMI: I actually managed to get all my preds for this gameweek in before any of the matches started for a change... and that Chelsea-Fulham match was a snoozefest of fail that should have gotten Potter fired.

I got bonus points on the Chelsea game for predicting the draw, though I'd gone for 1-1

I got them too. I went for 2-2

You predicted Chelsea to score twice?

Yep. Probably a typo really


I went for 2-2 over 1-1 because it was potentially an extra 2 points for <5% and my goal difference is already the wurst
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:48:33 AM  
Oderooney
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:49:50 AM  
Neverton have scored an actual goal.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:49:53 AM  
Chaos. Absolute chaos.
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:50:15 AM  

HugeMistake: Pista: Everton looking a totally different prospect already

I fear they will tire around the 60 minute mark


I may have made a ...
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:51:42 AM  
Tarkowski bulls his way through Odergaard to win the header and the goal.
1-0
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:54:16 AM  
That corner was embarrassing.
 
jamspoon [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:56:08 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Tarkowski bulls his way through Odergaard to win the header and the goal.
1-0


He must like playing for Dyche
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:56:51 AM  

HugeMistake: HugeMistake: Pista: Everton looking a totally different prospect already

I fear they will tire around the 60 minute mark

I may have made a ...


Despite all the possession time for Arsenal, Everton have managed to keep up the pressure on Arsenal, so it looks like Dyche actually did get Everton to wake up and start playing better... for now.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 8:59:53 AM  
Maupay starting crap, situation normal.
And you noticed that no teammates ran in to support him.
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:03:58 AM  

ClavellBCMI: HugeMistake: HugeMistake: Pista: Everton looking a totally different prospect already

I fear they will tire around the 60 minute mark

I may have made a ...

Despite all the possession time for Arsenal, Everton have managed to keep up the pressure on Arsenal, so it looks like Dyche actually did get Everton to wake up and start playing better... for now.


I don't recall Arsenal threatening the goal much, either?
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:04:40 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Maupay starting crap, situation normal.
And you noticed that no teammates ran in to support him.


Not even the ref cares about Maupay.
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:08:33 AM  
Sakney
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:15:16 AM  
Pickford resorting to wasting time
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:20:07 AM  
This is going to give the Everton side a huge boost of confidence. Today's game might mark the spot where they turn their season around and get out of the drop zone
 
Anderson's Pooper
2023-02-04 9:22:01 AM  
Did Pickford just drop an F bomb ?
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:22:25 AM  
"There's just minutes to go, we desperately need a goal, and we have a corner. Let's give it to the guy whose never scored in the Premier League!"
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:24:08 AM  
Handbags
 
jamspoon [OhFark]
2023-02-04 9:24:58 AM  
Everton trying to do anything to wind down the clock
 
Anderson's Pooper
2023-02-04 9:26:01 AM  
Maupay in the middle of it as usual
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 9:26:46 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: Maupay in the middle of it as usual


I've been wondering if Maupay and Xhaka would have a tiff.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:26:52 AM  
Well done, Everton. You outplayed Arsenal and deserved that win.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:28:01 AM  

HugeMistake: Also, I apologize in advance for expecting an Arsenal win, given my track record in predictions.


Do you see what you've done here?
 
Deathbymeteor
2023-02-04 9:35:25 AM  
All the sports on here this morning, and I'm not likely to enjoy any of them, trying to clean the house for company tonight.  URC is on, Six Nations is on, I still have the NHL All Star Skills competition recorded, and Fubo is replaying all the ways Chelsea didn't score against Full of Ham in the lead up to Liverpool.
 
jamspoon [OhFark]
2023-02-04 9:36:43 AM  
And Everton join Leicester,Leeds and West Ham on 18 points with all those teams playing away this week. Of the 3 teams now below Everton 2 also play away and Wolves are home to LFC so this may turn out to be a very good start for Dyche
 
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