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wademh
2023-02-04 5:52:15 AM  
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HighOnCraic
2023-02-04 5:55:10 AM  
In the ad, DeSantis can be seen sitting in an armchair reading Trump's book, "The Art of the Deal," to one of his children.
"Then, Mr. Trump said, 'You're fired!' I love that part," DeSantis says in the clip as the words "pitbull Trump defender" flash on the screen.

Oh, sure. THAT book is okay for kids. "The Fire Next Time," not so much...
 
Aussie_As
2023-02-04 5:58:21 AM  
Trump's full of shiat and it's easy to believe DeSantis was incredibly desperate for his endorsement because he knew he couldn't have a career without it so he might have cried if he felt Trump was holding out on him. It even explains Trump trying to label him "Desanctimonius", a nickname which was never going to take because Trumpers can't handle five syllable words, especially when you've just added a sixth syllable.

What I'm still struggling with is "RINO Globalist" being the new nickname. De Santis is one of the scummiest most psycho Republicans out there, every idea he has seems constitutionally dubious and is clearly just hateful. He's a Republican through and through, nobody thinks otherwise. And Globalist? Isn't that MAGAt code for Jewish? Isn't Trump just reminding his fascist followers that he's got a Jewish daughter and grandkids with that one, one of only two things they hate about him (vaccines being the other)?

Far be it from me to suggest hateful nicknames MAGAt's might like to call DeSantis, I've got a couple of ideas but they'd both get me banned from Fark, but Trump can't do this stuff like he used to, that much is clear.
 
Jumbled
2023-02-04 5:59:44 AM  
We all lose. In fact, we've lost.
 
shpritz
2023-02-04 6:07:18 AM  

Aussie_As: What I'm still struggling with is "RINO Globalist" being the new nickname.


It's just a way to paint DeSantis as part of the  pre-Trump Republican establishment. Doing so would be the best tactic Trump has to beat DeSantis, since the maggots hate the establishment.

You're confusion stems from thinking that words need to have meanings to Republicans.
 
janzee
2023-02-04 6:11:43 AM  
Whiney biatch claims someone came crying to him?
 
RasIanI
2023-02-04 6:16:42 AM  

shpritz: Aussie_As: What I'm still struggling with is "RINO Globalist" being the new nickname.

It's just a way to paint DeSantis as part of the  pre-Trump Republican establishment. Doing so would be the best tactic Trump has to beat DeSantis, since the maggots hate the establishment.

You're confusion stems from thinking that words need to have meanings to Republicans.


Beyond being a down-low slur against Jewish folks, "globalist" invokes the image of a interational, rules based order - it invokes NAFTA, TPP, etc - which is the legacy of Clinton and Bush the Elder.

Rules are meant to broken as a political statement in MAGAland.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-04 6:16:46 AM  
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mistahtom
2023-02-04 6:17:04 AM  
June 2024 marks 9 years of daily Trump media coverage.
 
mistahtom
2023-02-04 6:20:42 AM  

RasIanI: shpritz: Aussie_As: What I'm still struggling with is "RINO Globalist" being the new nickname.

It's just a way to paint DeSantis as part of the  pre-Trump Republican establishment. Doing so would be the best tactic Trump has to beat DeSantis, since the maggots hate the establishment.

You're confusion stems from thinking that words need to have meanings to Republicans.

Beyond being a down-low slur against Jewish folks, "globalist" invokes the image of a interational, rules based order - it invokes NAFTA, TPP, etc - which is the legacy of Clinton and Bush the Elder.

Rules are meant to broken as a political statement in MAGAland.


It's pretty obvious the military weapons testing site that borders Jordan, Syria, Egypt and Lebanon is only masquerading as a country.
 
YabbaDabbaDouchebag [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 6:35:05 AM  
If one of these two gets into the White House; I'd much rather watch the antics from a minimum safe distance.

Not sure if Canada will be far enough.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 6:35:06 AM  
And on Wednesday, Trump debuted a new label for DeSantis on Truth Social: "RINO Globalist" - a thinly veiled accusation that DeSantis is part of a global network of powerful, evil Jewishpeople.

FTFthem
 
jook
2023-02-04 6:45:49 AM  

shpritz: Aussie_As: What I'm still struggling with is "RINO Globalist" being the new nickname.

It's just a way to paint DeSantis as part of the  pre-Trump Republican establishment. Doing so would be the best tactic Trump has to beat DeSantis, since the maggots hate the establishment.

You're confusion stems from thinking that words need to have meanings to Republicans.


Yep. They don't know the definitions of most words they attempt to use, they only know the feeling evoked. That's why when someone says "Family Patriot Freedom Eagle" they pee themselves from excitement, and "Socialist Communist Marxist" makes them pee themselves in anger. Either way, it's all piss and id-based.
 
ghostfacekillahrabbit
2023-02-04 6:53:51 AM  

HighOnCraic: In the ad, DeSantis can be seen sitting in an armchair reading Trump's book, "The Art of the Deal," to one of his children.
"Then, Mr. Trump said, 'You're fired!' I love that part," DeSantis says in the clip as the words "pitbull Trump defender" flash on the screen.

Oh, sure. THAT book is okay for kids. "The Fire Next Time," not so much...


Came here to say when that when that commercial exists, none of us has won. And it not only exists, it was part of a winning effort in one of our most populous states, an effort that has only gained in popularity since.
 
Aussie_As
2023-02-04 6:54:24 AM  

jook: shpritz: Aussie_As: ...

You're confusion stems from thinking that words need to have meanings to Republicans.

Yep. They don't know the definitions of most words they attempt to use, they only know the feeling evoked. That's why when someone says "Family Patriot Freedom Eagle" they pee themselves from excitement, and "Socialist Communist Marxist" makes them pee themselves in anger. Either way, it's all piss and id-based.


Ah yes, flashback to a Fark thread where some MAGAt was accusing teachers of being "liberal Marxists" and I pondered that liberalism and Marxism are pretty well opposite each other in the circle that is the "political spectrum". A magnificent Farker helpfully noted that by definition, liberal Marxists were not only the worst kind of liberals but also the worst kind of Marxists and that explained to me exactly the phenomenon you're describing.
 
dsmith42 [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 6:59:20 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: If one of these two gets into the White House; I'd much rather watch the antics from a minimum safe distance.

Not sure if Canada will be far enough.


Southern hemisphere is definitely the safer bet.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:03:38 AM  
What a farking liar. Next he'll be saying DeathSantis was reaching for Trump's zipper in an attempt to "further persuade him."
 
Eddie Barzoom
2023-02-04 7:17:18 AM  
Trump's ears are so good he can hear tears coming from peoples eyes over the phone. Not to mention blood coming out of their whatever's.
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-04 7:18:07 AM  

FatherChaos: What a farking liar. Next he'll be saying DeathSantis was reaching for Trump's zipper in an attempt to "further persuade him."


And calling him, "Sir," while doing it...
 
GoldSpider
2023-02-04 7:25:28 AM  

FatherChaos: What a farking liar. Next he'll be saying DeathSantis was reaching for Trump's zipper in an attempt to "further persuade him."


Vile.
 
Eunice's Social Calendar [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:44:59 AM  
Sometimes you gotta lean into these things...I think the cult would eat it up!

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Eegah [BareFark]
2023-02-04 7:58:34 AM  

dsmith42: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: If one of these two gets into the White House; I'd much rather watch the antics from a minimum safe distance.

Not sure if Canada will be far enough.

Southern hemisphere is definitely the safer bet.


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Shaggy_C
2023-02-04 8:14:16 AM  
For how big and tough MAGAmans always claim to be they sure do baww a lot. Is it a religious thing?
 
bizzwire
2023-02-04 8:38:55 AM  
I dunno,  I prefer the Tsarist-era term "cosmopolitan."  They ought bring that one back.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 8:48:47 AM  

HighOnCraic: In the ad, DeSantis can be seen sitting in an armchair reading Trump's book, "The Art of the Deal," to one of his children.
"Then, Mr. Trump said, 'You're fired!' I love that part," DeSantis says in the clip as the words "pitbull Trump defender" flash on the screen.

Oh, sure. THAT book is okay for kids. "The Fire Next Time," not so much...


If your kid is a real fan, I guess.

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BitwiseShift
2023-02-04 8:51:14 AM  
If an obese arrogant old man demanded you change his soiled diapers, you'd cry too.
 
WithinReason
2023-02-04 8:57:19 AM  

FatherChaos: What a farking liar. Next he'll be saying DeathSantis was reaching for Trump's zipper in an attempt to "further persuade him."


Go on.....
 
Spectrum
2023-02-04 9:01:25 AM  
The smart thing for DeSantis to do would be to announce that he will be filing a defamation lawsuit, maybe in two weeks. That way the MAGA base will see that he's "just like Trump".
 
Aussie_As
2023-02-04 9:01:48 AM  

BitwiseShift: If an obese arrogant old man demanded you change his soiled diapers and then called you 'poopyhands' in front of a national audience, you'd cry too.


FTFY.
 
Mad-n-FL
2023-02-04 9:05:05 AM  
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Aussie_As
2023-02-04 9:08:16 AM  

Mad-n-FL: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PiZHNw1MtzI]


Well Farked, not only does username check out but I'm pretty sure Brian Johnson from ACDC is a Florida resident too.
 
ChrisDe
2023-02-04 9:12:43 AM  

mistahtom: June 2024 marks 9 years of daily Trump media coverage.


Also 9 years of some of the best memes and jokes mocking him that the internet has ever seen. My glass is half full.
 
ENS
2023-02-04 9:22:50 AM  

wademh: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I was thinking more of this:

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A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-02-04 9:42:20 AM  

Aussie_As: Trump's full of shiat and it's easy to believe DeSantis was incredibly desperate for his endorsement because he knew he couldn't have a career without it so he might have cried if he felt Trump was holding out on him.


I believe DeSantis cried, he's got that "emotional time bomb hidden behind spray tan & bourbon" aesthetic that Boehner exemplified so well.

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Or Trump could just be a stupid lying little boy, like usual. Not that it matters to Republican voters, they're gonna vote R no matter which asshole it is.
 
Veloram
2023-02-04 9:47:15 AM  
They think in pack dynamics. This is "Alpha/Beta tit-for-tat" bullshiat. I don't relish any of it. All this is doing is establishing whether the dominant Republican will be Trump or DeSantis. There's no "win" here. I mourn this.
 
snowshovel
2023-02-04 9:50:17 AM  
No links to AOC crying on the house floor? Or are only liberals allowed to cry?
 
WithinReason
2023-02-04 10:07:13 AM  

snowshovel: No links to AOC crying on the house floor? Or are only liberals allowed to cry?


Here is AOC losing control of her emotions
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Samfucious [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 10:46:10 AM  
Two pathotic bullies trying to out bully each other is pretty hilarious.
 
TheAntiElite
2023-02-04 11:02:14 AM  
Not that it needs saying, but if your whataboutism requires a comparison between someone who is more statistically vulnerable to physical harm receiving death threats, even of an inlmplied and animated nature, and the sycophantic performance of the thinnest skinned bully since the one he's allegedly attemping to persuade?

Not a good look.
 
someonelse
2023-02-04 12:58:21 PM  

snowshovel: No links to AOC crying on the house floor? Or are only liberals allowed to cry?


*points and laughs at you*
 
Tarl3k
2023-02-04 1:16:06 PM  
"There were tears coming down from his eyes."  Dude, we all know that your syphilitic brain can barely remember your last lie, but try to be original.  Are you sure that DeSantis wasn't also a big burly man at the same time?  Wow...
 
DrD'isInfotainment [OhFark]
2023-02-04 3:06:42 PM  

mistahtom: June 2024 marks 9 years of daily Trump media coverage.


What a goddamn waste
 
nolanvoid1
2023-02-04 3:58:31 PM  
What is it about Trump that makes every one cry? Or, is he mistaking people's eyes watering from the smell as crying?
 
mistahtom
2023-02-04 4:22:55 PM  

ChrisDe: mistahtom: June 2024 marks 9 years of daily Trump media coverage.

Also 9 years of some of the best memes and jokes mocking him that the internet has ever seen. My glass is half full.


My glass shattered.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-02-04 5:44:52 PM  
True story, well documented by videos and scholars who interview corporate staff:

In the USA, since around the year 2000, one of the most effective ways to stop retail workers from unionizing has been this:

The CEO of the corporation (The GAP, Foot Locker, Wal*Mart, whatever), goes to the location where the workers are talking about a union.

The CEO starts to give a speech, then begins to cry. Actual blubbering. Tears on cheecks. The CEO, while crying, talks about how it is a family business that they worked on for decades (which is almost always false).

It works.

It's the rugged American male's most effective way to stop the most effective opposition.

If you think this article is unusual, of crying American corporate leaders is unusual, you are living in a socioeconomic bubble far from the reality of what those men do, in order to get what they want from the vast majority of American workers.
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2023-02-04 5:51:43 PM  
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