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The investigation revealed that the bandit was given a few bundles of cash, which he dropped on the floor while attempting to exit the bank. As he was picking up the fallen currency, a Corona Light beer bottle fell out of his pocket. He fled the bank with $600.
I guarantee that fumble will replay in the sportscenter that lives in his head for the rest of his life.
FTFA The warrant was served to him in the Burlington County Jail, where he was awaiting trial for a separate offense The other offense was drinking Corona
If you're stupid enough to get a neck tattoo, and too stupid to buy a cheap pair of gloves for handling your gun and bundles of bank cash, you're too stupid to be stealing anything more than copper tubing from abandoned buildings.
Also, robbing bank cashiers while armed is dirt-level dumb, rather than just passing a note, which they're required to comply with. You don't even want to mention a weapon, or make a vague threat. The difference is at least a decade in your prison sentence.
Burlington, PA. Obviously, What other Burlington coud people think? It hard to understand that these podunk newspapers still don't understand that they may go viral someday and need ot identify their location somehow.
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