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(KBZK Bozeman)   Interstate 90 closed due to steering problem   (kbzk.com) divider line
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3565 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2023 at 11:04 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-03 6:50:19 PM  
That's going to be a very solemn BBQ.
 
2023-02-03 7:06:15 PM  

little big man: That's going to be a very solemn BBQ.


Let's hope there is a Gary Larsen Memorial horse hospital near by. We wouldn't want the beef to suffer.
 
2023-02-03 7:15:35 PM  
I mean, I-90 goes out to Logan Airport, but it's nowhere near Manhattan, so what the?

*clicks article*

Oh.
 
2023-02-03 7:46:14 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I mean, I-90 goes out to Logan Airport, but it's nowhere near Manhattan, so what the?

*clicks article*

Oh.


That's a big steering problem.

/Though I did have a friend that left Albany to go to Binghamton and instead wound up at the Plattsburgh border.
 
2023-02-03 11:05:56 PM  
Ground beef, anyone?
 
2023-02-03 11:07:33 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I mean, I-90 goes out to Logan Airport, but it's nowhere near Manhattan, so what the?

*clicks article*

Oh.


1990 Beef "Real Food in Manhattan..... Montana" TV Commercial
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2023-02-03 11:12:55 PM  
That's the risk you take when you buy a ticket in steerage...
 
2023-02-03 11:18:16 PM  
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2023-02-03 11:20:30 PM  
that's a lot of bull
 
2023-02-03 11:20:57 PM  
"Local ranchers are helping to house surviving cattle"

In other words,
Frat bros are ready to help lonely women
Sushi chefs are ready to help fish
and Bank robbers are ready to handle your investments...
 
2023-02-03 11:21:22 PM  
To steer is human, but to skid is bovine.
 
2023-02-03 11:23:51 PM  
Traffic is gonna moo-ve slowly
 
2023-02-03 11:24:54 PM  
Texas whaarrgarble! Oh New York? Carry on...
 
2023-02-03 11:28:36 PM  
Cattle semi drivers are almost as dangerous as logging truck drivers.

/yes, those words are in the correct order
 
2023-02-03 11:30:31 PM  

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Salisbury Steak? No thanks. The processed ones are not that good.
 
2023-02-03 11:36:16 PM  
We've got our traffic report up there on the Ho Chi Minh Trail. How's it going up there?
Well, Adrian, it's not going exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture, there's horns everywhere. I dunno what to say, we're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there, try to cook him down, have a little barbecue.
 
2023-02-03 11:39:00 PM  

NINEv2: Cattle semi drivers are almost as dangerous as logging truck drivers.

/yes, those words are in the correct order


They can only keep the cows in the wagon a limited time so they try to cover every foot they can in that window.
 
2023-02-03 11:40:51 PM  
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2023-02-03 11:55:08 PM  
I hear they're renaming that stretch of highway "Rodeo Drive."

/ba-dum-tss
 
2023-02-03 11:58:53 PM  
Why were cattle being transported into Manhattan?  Is there a coming Broadway version of Ferdinand that I was not aware of?
/s
 
2023-02-04 12:01:04 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Why were cattle being transported into Manhattan?  Is there a coming Broadway version of Ferdinand that I was not aware of?
/s


Someone heard the phrase 'bull run on Wall St.' and things got outta hand.
 
2023-02-04 12:10:05 AM  

Erma Gerdd: I hear they're renaming that stretch of highway "Rodeo Drive."

/ba-dum-tss


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2023-02-04 12:22:53 AM  

farkregurgitator: Texas whaarrgarble! Oh New York? Carry on...


???
What does this have to do with the Republican paradise that is Texas?
 
2023-02-04 1:12:20 AM  
How appropriate that a truck full of future BBQ crashed near....Three Forks.
 
2023-02-04 1:34:15 AM  
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2023-02-04 1:53:36 AM  
Word of advice:  Do not follow one of those cattle trailers too closely.

I learned this the hard way.

/spent $17.00 at a power wash place to clean off the mess
//and $4.50 for a little smelly tree
 
2023-02-04 6:16:52 AM  

Jeff5: NINEv2: Cattle semi drivers are almost as dangerous as logging truck drivers.

/yes, those words are in the correct order

They can only keep the cows in the wagon a limited time so they try to cover every foot they can in that window.


I figured it was the meth.
 
2023-02-04 1:06:38 PM  

NINEv2: Cattle semi drivers are almost as dangerous as logging truck drivers.

/yes, those words are in the correct order


Livestock haulers have sensitive cargo that will get stressed and die if not handled swiftly. They need to push the limits, often. There are many regulations for them. Logs don't suffer the same way.
 
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