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(Bon Appetit)   Apparently a giant slice of cheese is now a reasonable main course for dinner   (bonappetit.com) divider line
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789 clicks; posted to Food » on 03 Feb 2023 at 10:04 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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sgnilward [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:12:36 PM  
I certainly don't disagree.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:39:59 PM  
Sounds Gouda to me
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:47:24 PM  
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North_Central_Positronics [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:54:31 PM  
Two slices, if you're rich.

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End_Of_Line
2023-02-03 10:22:44 PM  
I'm fuzzy on the rules; but is cheese from cows considered vegetarian? I thought the idea was to consume nothing made from animal products. Or is that vegan?
 
runwiz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 10:24:49 PM  
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Shaggy_C
2023-02-03 10:42:45 PM  

End_Of_Line: I'm fuzzy on the rules; but is cheese from cows considered vegetarian? I thought the idea was to consume nothing made from animal products. Or is that vegan?


Vegetarian generally means you're okay with eating products made from animals as long as the animal was not harmed to create it. Milk and eggs are thus acceptable.

Vegan means that there can be no animal byproducts whatsoever in the food. So, basically, plant-based only. They would (correctly) deride cheese as "congealed cow secretions" or something similarly repulsive.
 
Moose out front
2023-02-03 11:04:07 PM  
When your ten gallon hat's feelin' five gallons flat:
Time for Timer PSA: "Hanker for a Hunk o' Cheese" (1970s)
Youtube U3jgo5ea_zc
 
End_Of_Line
2023-02-03 11:04:54 PM  

Shaggy_C: End_Of_Line: I'm fuzzy on the rules; but is cheese from cows considered vegetarian? I thought the idea was to consume nothing made from animal products. Or is that vegan?

Vegetarian generally means you're okay with eating products made from animals as long as the animal was not harmed to create it. Milk and eggs are thus acceptable.

Vegan means that there can be no animal byproducts whatsoever in the food. So, basically, plant-based only. They would (correctly) deride cheese as "congealed cow secretions" or something similarly repulsive.


Got it. Thank you.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2023-02-03 11:06:12 PM  
I like cheese, but I'd rather have smaller chunks of five or six different* cheeses. Definitely with some bread. It can be all of one kind if it's a good sourdough or baguette. Although a truly posh place would match the bread to the cheese.

*No moldy or maggoty cheeses, thank you.
 
baxterdog
2023-02-03 11:44:16 PM  

natazha: I like cheese, but I'd rather have smaller chunks of five or six different* cheeses. Definitely with some bread. It can be all of one kind if it's a good sourdough or baguette. Although a truly posh place would match the bread to the cheese.

*No moldy or maggoty cheeses, thank you.


No bleu cheeseburgers then? I was with you up to this point.

Pro tip is to add pepper bacon to the burger which goes well with the cheese, IMO.

I'll gladly put any cheese on it that you like though as we all have our preferences and that's ok. :)

(We will not be having any maggot cheese nor magats anywhere around here though. I'm firm on that)
 
Bith Set Me Up
2023-02-03 11:50:05 PM  
64 Slices of American Cheese - S05E04
Youtube TMR8a8nCM4c
 
Yeast No 7
2023-02-03 11:50:23 PM  
It is (and always has been), what's with the judgemental headline?
 
olrasputin
2023-02-04 12:21:11 AM  
I do like a good shark coochie.
 
sithon
2023-02-04 12:24:33 AM  
That's  what i had for dinner last night. With a fist sized chunk of garlic coil. And stoned wheat thins
 
RogermcAllen [OhFark]
2023-02-04 12:24:46 AM  
"At the end of that meal I sat back in my chair, unbuttoned my cargo pants, and sighed with satisfaction."
 
olrasputin
2023-02-04 12:47:59 AM  

RogermcAllen: "At the end of that meal I sat back in my chair, unbuttoned my cargo pants, and sighed with satisfaction."


You're wearing pants??

Well there's your problem...
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 12:55:39 AM  

Moose out front: When your ten gallon hat's feelin' five gallons flat:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/U3jgo5ea_zc]


Oh my god, I totally forgot about that.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:05:45 AM  
I could eat gouda empanadas (Chilean style) all freaking day. It's mild and stretchy just like the Mennonite cheese from northern Mexico. Queso menonita is awesome for quesadillas. Goddammit, now I'm all hungry.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:19:42 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I could eat gouda empanadas (Chilean style) all freaking day. It's mild and stretchy just like the Mennonite cheese from northern Mexico. Queso menonita is awesome for quesadillas. Goddammit, now I'm all hungry.


i'm all hungry too!

hot and bothered and thinking of cheese, and it's not even a pizza thread!
 
sotua
2023-02-04 1:20:17 AM  
Have had a giant hunk of grilled halloumi with grilled veggies as a side dish. And had seconds. Delicious and righteous meal.

/However, it resulted in a brick-like BM the next day
//Can't have it all
///but will settle for all the cheese
 
phaseolus
2023-02-04 1:50:43 AM  
I just got home from a service trip to fix a problem with a cheese wheel wrapping machine, and happy cheese factory gave me this to take home
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And yes, last night's supper was one of those wedges
 
flond
2023-02-04 3:48:03 AM  

Shaggy_C: End_Of_Line: I'm fuzzy on the rules; but is cheese from cows considered vegetarian? I thought the idea was to consume nothing made from animal products. Or is that vegan?

Vegetarian generally means you're okay with eating products made from animals as long as the animal was not harmed to create it. Milk and eggs are thus acceptable.

Vegan means that there can be no animal byproducts whatsoever in the food. So, basically, plant-based only. They would (correctly) deride cheese as "congealed cow secretions" or something similarly repulsive.


Notably cheese is actually a fuzzy thing here because some cheese uses rennet from calf stomach and some uses microbial rennet which, like yeast does not count as murder. (Which is how vegetarian farkers can exist)
 
NINEv2
2023-02-04 5:05:40 AM  
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Axeofjudgement
2023-02-04 8:47:32 AM  
Could be a snack too...

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MikeyFuccon
2023-02-04 12:57:56 PM  
I want a Czech-style fried cheese now.
 
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