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(Yahoo) Hero George Santos: Well, as my Uncle Ben once said, "With great power comes great responsibility"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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3333 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Feb 2023 at 12:35 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ghastly [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 12:08:52 AM  
Well honestly, if someone willingly confessed to me they were responsible for the Spider-man Musical I would have no reason to believe anyone would lie about such a thing.


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Here endeth the lesson.
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-02-04 12:43:37 AM  
Okay, now he's just farking with us.
 
shinji3i
2023-02-04 12:44:02 AM  
Santos, you suck and may your death be worse than that fat guy in the first Mummy movie, but this lie? This is a fun lie.

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nicholas m schumacher [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 12:58:18 AM  
Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"
 
Samfucious [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:16:14 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: Okay, now he's just farking with us.


Now?
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 1:45:29 AM  
Spooder-Man Movie Trailer
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Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:50:35 AM  
it is a good line
 
foo monkey
2023-02-04 1:56:19 AM  

nicholas m schumacher: Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"


No!  I am Sporaticus!
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:58:13 AM  

foo monkey: nicholas m schumacher: Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"

No!  I am Sporaticus!


I actually came up with the idea for facebook.
 
Senseless_drivel
2023-02-04 1:59:34 AM  
Did George Bialystok Santos finally oversell shares in an actual flop?
 
foo monkey
2023-02-04 2:04:26 AM  

Lady J: foo monkey: nicholas m schumacher: Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"

No!  I am Sporaticus!

I actually came up with the idea for facebook.


I came up with the idea of claiming Guinness is healthy.
 
sinko swimo
2023-02-04 2:05:54 AM  

Senseless_drivel: Did George Bialystok Santos finally oversell shares in an actual flop?


"..it's spring time, for Santos, in Germany.."
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 2:12:18 AM  

foo monkey: Lady J: foo monkey: nicholas m schumacher: Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"

No!  I am Sporaticus!

I actually came up with the idea for facebook.

I came up with the idea of claiming Guinness is healthy.


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Ask Me If I Have A God Complex [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 2:17:37 AM  
He was standing at a bus stop shelter that had an advertisement for spider vein surgery. When he closed his eyes to briefly imagine himself as Kirsten Dunst, a pickpocket stole his $3 bus fare. Stranded there, penniless, he had become the executive producer and lead financier of the Broadway play.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 2:19:27 AM  
I mean, being a blackbelt in aikido and the first male to ever become queen of the Amazonians, I think he's allowed to take credit for being involved in that.
 
maxwellton
2023-02-04 2:23:48 AM  
Where did you think all that money he gave to his campaign came from?
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HighOnCraic
2023-02-04 4:01:35 AM  
Let me know when he's producing "Prisoners of Love."
 
mistahtom
2023-02-04 4:28:06 AM  
I said he looks like a diabetic Peter Parker in another thread a few weeks ago. no1curr
 
SirMadness
2023-02-04 5:34:56 AM  
Weird. My Uncle Ben always said "For perfect fluffy rice every time."
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-04 5:57:21 AM  
He still hasn't gotten over the tragic loss of his Uncle Owen and his Aunt Beru.
 
NoGods
2023-02-04 6:27:47 AM  
George Santos actually saved Gwen Stacy.
 
Outshined_One [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 6:50:09 AM  
J. Jonah Jameson has been chasing this scoop for years!
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2023-02-04 6:59:23 AM  
Yeah, but, has he claimed to be part Native American like Elizabeth Warren? And where is Hunter Biden's laptop? And Hillary's emails?
 
Numberlady2
2023-02-04 7:02:37 AM  
Such a busy man.
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Free Radical
2023-02-04 7:09:12 AM  
So, the real question is; does he lie more than Trump?
 
Numberlady2
2023-02-04 7:19:30 AM  

Free Radical: So, the real question is; does he lie more than Trump?


not possible
 
GoldSpider
2023-02-04 7:24:33 AM  
It's plausible they'd give a producer credit to as many people as possible to spread out the blame.
 
growinthings [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 7:57:36 AM  

Ghastly: Well honestly, if someone willingly confessed to me they were responsible for the Spider-man Musical I would have no reason to believe anyone would lie about such a thing.


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Here endeth the lesson.


That was my first thought as well.
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-02-04 7:59:12 AM  

Free Radical: So, the real question is; does he lie more than Trump?


He's coming off as a bullshiatter like Trump, instead of just a liar.
Where a liar actively guides you away from the truth, a bullshiatter has no interest in what is true or false, they just care that you believe them in this moment.
 
Numberlady2
2023-02-04 8:05:39 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Free Radical: So, the real question is; does he lie more than Trump?

He's coming off as a bullshiatter like Trump, instead of just a liar.
Where a liar actively guides you away from the truth, a bullshiatter has no interest in what is true or false, they just care that you believe them in this moment.


Also, Trump/Baron lies for fun and profit whereas Santos/devolder lies just because he can (until proven otherwise)
 
LesterB
2023-02-04 8:11:05 AM  
Our kid told us this today and we thought it had to be satire.

/boy was my face red
//not as red as Spiderman's though
///3
 
weirdneighbour
2023-02-04 8:25:13 AM  
His uncle also invented rice.
 
KwameKilstrawberry
2023-02-04 8:50:12 AM  
It is only because of my Spidey-obsessed grandson that I understood that headline.
 
ChrisDe
2023-02-04 9:08:10 AM  
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shiatload of dimes.

I don't even know what that means, in this context. I just know it's funny.
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:32:25 AM  

nicholas m schumacher: Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"


I was the person that added the buttholes in the movie version of Cats.

Silly me, I thought Tom Hooper wanted a "raw and real" approach like his movie version of Les Miz.
 
Erma Gerdd
2023-02-04 9:34:05 AM  
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/a George Santos production
 
jlee4677 [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 9:44:23 AM  
Santos was responsible for hiring Raquel Welch in Scarsdale Surprise.
 
Sgt Otter
2023-02-04 10:05:49 AM  

mistahtom: I said he looks like a diabetic Peter Parker in another thread a few weeks ago. no1curr


He looks like an annoying recurring Portlandia character played by Fred Armisen.
 
I-K-Rumba [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 10:18:09 AM  
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" I think I'll have spider man descend from the ceiling right there and Simba from lion king will be circling around him. And we will have flames shooting out of Simba's butt.
 
Professor Duck
2023-02-04 10:21:12 AM  
Next he'll claim he got a Guinness bar towel
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-04 10:48:43 AM  
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fzumrk [BareFark]
2023-02-04 11:14:19 AM  

foo monkey: Lady J: foo monkey: nicholas m schumacher: Obviously, this idiot is lying through his teeth.

I was the person that produced "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark"

No!  I am Sporaticus!

I actually came up with the idea for facebook.

I came up with the idea of claiming Guinness is healthy.


I came up with the idea for FarkTV.
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-04 11:20:57 AM  

NoGods: George Santos actually saved Gwen Stacy.


It's still too soon to joke about that!
 
abmoraz
2023-02-04 12:07:56 PM  
Your annual reminder that this musical forced the Imagine Dragons on the world:
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Hassan Ben Sobr
2023-02-04 2:20:06 PM  
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2023-02-04 2:58:35 PM  

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2023-02-04 3:27:15 PM  
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2023-02-04 5:28:42 PM  
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