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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Man in black leaves jawbone with gunslingers, flees across desert   (abc7.com) divider line
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Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 4:00:40 PM  
He misunderstood the Sampson story, and he does that as punishment for being an ass. I bet he has a whole basement full of those.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 4:37:01 PM  
I doubt they will have as much luck getting that jawbone to speak as Roland did.
 
Hoblit [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 5:41:36 PM  
It's okay because he knows that there are other jawbones than these.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2023-02-03 6:42:49 PM  
Gonna have to Cinderella that shiat.
 
Jack Sabbath
2023-02-03 6:43:19 PM  

Lambskincoat: He misunderstood the Sampson story, and he does that as punishment for being an ass. I bet he has a whole basement full of those.


Indeed, was it Trump's or Rob Schneider's, or Tucker's or Adam Carolla's?  Maybe this guy was just being biblical.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 6:45:38 PM  
Fred finally did it.

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MBooda [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 6:47:49 PM  
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LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-02-03 6:51:48 PM  
Officers attempted to locate the man after he left but were unsuccessful.

Well, he left. Next time, try to locate him before he leaves.
 
mistahtom
2023-02-03 6:56:38 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Gonna have to Cinderella that shiat.


Alternative Fan theory: The prince knew where to find Cinderella and he could have just gone to her place but he had a foot fetish.
 
ansius
2023-02-03 6:57:05 PM  
Misread the instructions.

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phishrace
2023-02-03 6:57:33 PM  
That was by far the worst Westworld episode ever. Although I did enjoy the scene where Delores and Maeve were swapping spit on the train. That was hot.

/dnrtfa
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-02-03 7:01:01 PM  
The coroner later determined that the jawbone was in fact human.

Police say the man is believed to be between 30 and 35 years old, around 5 feet and 7 inches tall, with black hair, a full beard and mustache.

I can see why some who is missing a jawbone would grow a beard.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-02-03 7:02:06 PM  
Don't flee too far or you'll reach the ocean, then it's dad-a-chik from the giant lobsters
 
ChimpMitten
2023-02-03 7:02:12 PM  

phishrace: That was by far the worst Westworld episode ever. Although I did enjoy the scene where Delores and Maeve were swapping spit on the train. That was hot.

/dnrtfa


You have forgotten the face of your father.
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-02-03 7:10:42 PM  
*puts on asbestos troll suit*

Well I think we can all agree that The Dark Tower was one of those times the movie was way better than the book
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2023-02-03 7:16:40 PM  
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TWX
2023-02-03 7:21:03 PM  

MBooda: [Fark user image 665x444]


This was who I thought of when I read TFA's description:

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TWX
2023-02-03 7:24:02 PM  

mistahtom: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Gonna have to Cinderella that shiat.

Alternative Fan theory: The prince knew where to find Cinderella and he could have just gone to her place but he had a foot fetish.


Also could be he knew the rest of the family's reputation and needed to build-up the drama so one of the stepsisters would self-mutilate by cutting her toes off.
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:53:59 PM  
Did he do it one piece at a time?
 
subsetzero
2023-02-03 8:03:21 PM  
He has forgotten the face of his father.
 
hlehmann
2023-02-03 8:04:07 PM  
Dang I love that book series.  The first half or so anyway.

/ Lobstrocities.
 
hlehmann
2023-02-03 8:07:40 PM  
Best opening line ever, even better than "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."
 
discgolfguru [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:19:09 PM  
Do they let folks borrow it? I've got a hot date with a cute speaking demon.
 
Polymerizer
2023-02-03 9:19:21 PM  
Looks like Billy Butcher to me.
 
dbrunker
2023-02-04 5:24:05 AM  
Artist concept of the suspect:

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BonoboJeezus
2023-02-04 2:07:27 PM  
The cops couldn't immediately tell it was a human jawbone!?!
 
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