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(UPI)   Brazilian submarine sandwiches set Guiness world record. Yup, that's a lot of sandwiches   (upi.com) divider line
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1480 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2023 at 10:12 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Notabunny [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:28:02 PM  
They were later served with their own floss
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 10:34:13 PM  
Cool.

Why is this a record?
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 10:34:51 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?


I mean that in the sense of why is somebody keeping track of things like this?
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 10:36:12 PM  
Sandwiches and Guiness sounds good.
 
scalpod
2023-02-03 10:37:10 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?

I mean that in the sense of why is somebody keeping track of things like this?


Ask Guinness? Also, while you're there, find out what happened to our towels...
 
kbronsito
2023-02-03 10:37:18 PM  
Was it Kirk Cameron's birf day?
 
Ed Willy
2023-02-03 11:04:14 PM  

kbronsito: Was it Kirk Cameron's birf day?


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Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 11:15:58 PM  

Ed Willy: kbronsito: Was it Kirk Cameron's birf day?

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Aetre [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 11:16:44 PM  
Heh. It's a subway train. I see what you did there, Brazil.
 
chitownmike
2023-02-03 11:18:29 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?


Anything's a record, if you're dumb enough
 
chitownmike
2023-02-03 11:20:45 PM  
Also. Brazilian? That's a lot of sandwiches!
 
EJ25T
2023-02-03 11:40:30 PM  
Here's your giant party sub, swimmin' in vinegar, just like you like it.
 
KodosZardoz
2023-02-04 1:40:50 AM  
Sammich.
 
Lady J [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:48:17 AM  

scalpod: Kalyco Jack: Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?

I mean that in the sense of why is somebody keeping track of things like this?

Ask Guinness? Also, while you're there, find out what happened to our towels...


have you seen Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records tv show or similar?  They're mostly really bizarre, and really stupid.  you can see the 'point' of biggest sandwich, or most push ups... but it's stuff like the most snails on a face, and the most beer bottles opened with feet.

hard to imagine what would be too stupid.
 
scalpod
2023-02-04 1:53:12 AM  

Lady J: scalpod: Kalyco Jack: Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?

I mean that in the sense of why is somebody keeping track of things like this?

Ask Guinness? Also, while you're there, find out what happened to our towels...

have you seen Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records tv show or similar?  They're mostly really bizarre, and really stupid.  you can see the 'point' of biggest sandwich, or most push ups... but it's stuff like the most snails on a face, and the most beer bottles opened with feet.

hard to imagine what would be too stupid.


I hope to be noticed someday for "most vacuous Fark comment".
 
Lady J [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 1:55:42 AM  

scalpod: Lady J: scalpod: Kalyco Jack: Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?

I mean that in the sense of why is somebody keeping track of things like this?

Ask Guinness? Also, while you're there, find out what happened to our towels...

have you seen Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records tv show or similar?  They're mostly really bizarre, and really stupid.  you can see the 'point' of biggest sandwich, or most push ups... but it's stuff like the most snails on a face, and the most beer bottles opened with feet.

hard to imagine what would be too stupid.

I hope to be noticed someday for "most vacuous Fark comment".


no winners in that game
 
derpes_simplex
2023-02-04 4:05:15 AM  
I hope they disqualified all sandwiches afflicted with tomato ends
 
uttertosh [OhFark]
2023-02-04 4:08:40 AM  

Lady J: scalpod: Kalyco Jack: Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?

I mean that in the sense of why is somebody keeping track of things like this?

Ask Guinness? Also, while you're there, find out what happened to our towels...

have you seen Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records tv show or similar?  They're mostly really bizarre, and really stupid.  you can see the 'point' of biggest sandwich, or most push ups... but it's stuff like the most snails on a face, and the most beer bottles opened with feet.

hard to imagine what would be too stupid.


yeahbut, it's literally just as much of a record as laying lego bricks end-to-end on a table - it's not really a feat if anyone can just pay Subway to deliver enough to break the record, cos that's a record Elon could win from his private jet.

Now, if it had been the world's longest continuous sub-sandwich, I'd be more impressed.
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 6:41:39 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Cool.

Why is this a record?


Because the Guinness people will gladly help anyone who pays them to break a completely invented record.  It used to be that Guinness was only in the business of confirming and recording records.  Nowadays, they are happy to work with you to sell you a record.  That is the reason why there has been an big increase in the number of these dumb record-breaking stories in recent years.  It's nothing but capitalism and advertising.
 
nullptr [BareFark]
2023-02-04 9:05:32 AM  
Gross who eats a 5 hour old sandwich?
 
Tomahawk513 [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 4:43:45 PM  
Do you think they measured each one? Or did they get smart about it and measure the overall length / avg(a random sampling)?
 
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