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(Dallas News)   Man arrested in connection with the theft of two simian sidekicks that were taken from the Dallas Zoo this week   (dallasnews.com) divider line
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798 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2023 at 1:43 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 11:09:27 AM  
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The suspect in question.
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-02-03 1:45:35 PM  
oh sure, arrest Wilford Brimley for trying to free his relatives
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bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 1:47:10 PM  
Never been in trouble before?  Well, until the first time.  Most people don't involve monkeys though.
 
ski9600 [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 1:48:53 PM  
This headline should have a large number of _________ to indicate that we can fill in the headline!

My choice is:  "likes to beat off in the zoo bathrooms"
 
ObscureNameHere
2023-02-03 1:49:45 PM  
"Right turn, Clyde"

/ ha... I'm old
 
King of Monkeys
2023-02-03 1:52:41 PM  
Dumb bastard
 
kokomo61
2023-02-03 1:59:13 PM  
She said police also found other animals inside the home, including birds, cats and possibly chickens.

Seems like the guy liked animals (if it's him). Also sounds like the kid who took a deadly snake from the National Zoo way back when. Had a fascination with animals....but little idea of the implications of taking or trying to care for them.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2002/04/21/once-bitten-getting-by-snakeboys-love-of-nature-persists/c51978d0-e34e-4ec0-96e7-d1fcc74e4f4d/

The kid is now probably in his late '50s....
 
BunchaRubes
2023-02-03 2:01:09 PM  
"He did not do what they saying he did," he said in a text, adding that Irvin is a good kid.
He said police were trying to pin the case on Irvin when Irvin had "never been in any trouble."

Well the online and publicly available Dallas County Felony and Misdemeanor Courts Case Information system would beg to differ.
 
big pig peaches
2023-02-03 2:03:41 PM  
Foo Monkey can finally breath a sign of relief.
 
AxL sANe
2023-02-03 2:09:22 PM  
Approves

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Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-02-03 2:12:13 PM  
Monkey looks like a Dr Seuss character
 
Begoggle
2023-02-03 2:13:34 PM  
A man who identified himself as a family friend - and who was listed as Irvin's potential relative in public records - told The Dallas Morning News that Irvin was innocent.

Who farking cares?
Why even include that in the article?
How is that of any relevance at all?
 
skyotter
2023-02-03 2:18:39 PM  
MAFO

(monkey around, find out)
 
jso2897
2023-02-03 2:31:10 PM  
Nuttier than a tree full of squirrels is my guess.
 
pueblonative
2023-02-03 4:27:41 PM  
Oh come on now. It's February and he was looking for the gorilla his dreams.
 
Flowery Twats
2023-02-03 4:33:51 PM  
...also approves...
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AlgaeRancher [OhFark]
2023-02-03 5:35:54 PM  
Monkey theft is a hell of a thing to have on your rap sheet.
 
jtown
2023-02-03 8:29:25 PM  
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Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-02-03 8:40:26 PM  

kokomo61: She said police also found other animals inside the home, including birds, cats and possibly chickens.

Seems like the guy liked animals (if it's him). Also sounds like the kid who took a deadly snake from the National Zoo way back when. Had a fascination with animals....but little idea of the implications of taking or trying to care for them.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2002/04/21/once-bitten-getting-by-snakeboys-love-of-nature-persists/c51978d0-e34e-4ec0-96e7-d1fcc74e4f4d/

The kid is now probably in his late '50s....


Police are so smart, they are only sort-of confident that they can recognize a chicken?
 
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