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(TMZ)   Turns out exploding balls can have a happy ending   (tmz.com) divider line
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3007 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2023 at 8:30 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Cubansaltyballs
2023-02-03 8:32:59 PM  
Was hoping this would be like some guy having a gender reveal for his metaverse baby and ended up castrating himself with high-explosives.

I'm disappointed. But eventually I'll read that story, I'm sure.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:36:11 PM  
Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
Youtube slobhI2HXhA
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:36:26 PM  
Obligatory
Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
Youtube slobhI2HXhA
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-02-03 8:36:42 PM  
Sure, but how many eels are in his hovercraft?
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:37:39 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Sure, but how many eels are in his hovercraft?


Balls. It was balls. Not nipples.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:38:30 PM  
Torsion brand condoms

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Red Shirt Blues
2023-02-03 8:41:25 PM  
C'mon fark...where's the thread about exploding ball over Billings MT?
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:43:02 PM  
Doesn't matter had sex
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-02-03 8:43:25 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thealgorerhythm: Sure, but how many eels are in his hovercraft?

Balls. It was balls. Not nipples.


Yes, I expect he has few eels, Sir William
 
SumoJeb [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:45:23 PM  
Shinesty's pajameralls are the best pants out there.
That is all.
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Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-02-03 8:59:05 PM  
No thanks.
 
cefm
2023-02-03 8:59:21 PM  
Ouch
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gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:59:29 PM  
Johnny Dangerously your testicles and you
Youtube KAmpDZeeoGw
 
magneticmushroom [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:01:48 PM  
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
 
cefm
2023-02-03 9:02:32 PM  

fragMasterFlash: [YouTube video: Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim]


It's super confusing.
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Another Government Employee
2023-02-03 9:05:13 PM  
A natural vasectomy, eh?
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:14:52 PM  

fragMasterFlash: [YouTube video: Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim]


Tiny fist.
 
genner
2023-02-03 9:20:00 PM  
"Now I can focus on dropping 3's," he said, "since I know Ball Hammocks won't drop my 2's."

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Boo_Guy
2023-02-03 9:20:36 PM  

fragMasterFlash: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/slobhI2HXhA?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


Been there, don't recommend it.

/still have both
//yay free healthcare
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:25:30 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: fragMasterFlash: [YouTube video: Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim]

Tiny fist.


Actually if you hit play on both as close together as possible its far more bizarre than anticipated.
 
Billy Liar
2023-02-03 9:35:16 PM  
Elephant walks to the watering hole to have lunch one day.
A naked man emerges from the pond.
Elephant sizes him up and down and says,
"You know, I have no idea how you manage to feed yourselves with those."

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daffy
2023-02-03 9:38:07 PM  
That may make some interesting commercials.
 
SumoJeb [OhFark]
2023-02-03 10:08:17 PM  

SumoJeb: Shinesty's pajameralls are the best pants out there.
That is all.
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Also, if you are the type of person that likes to wear dresses, Shinesty's dresses all have pockets. Based on how many of those dresses Ms. Jeb owns, I assume pockets in a dress is a big farking deal.
 
holdmybones
2023-02-03 10:08:25 PM  
The fear of testicular torsion is what kept me from wearing boxers when I played football. A guy a few years older got a "twisted testicle" by wearing loose boxers and no jock and the tale kept us in line.
 
WTP 2
2023-02-03 10:27:38 PM  
tying your Johnson in a knot keeps them from twisting..  !.
 
SonOfSpam [BareFark]
2023-02-04 12:45:28 AM  

magneticmushroom: Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.


Happy Fun Ball - SNL
Youtube GmqeZl8OI2M
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-04 12:46:20 AM  
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Pichu0102
2023-02-04 1:42:45 AM  
Hitman - Tee Time
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krispos42 [BareFark]
2023-02-04 7:39:28 AM  

fragMasterFlash: [YouTube video: Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim]


That happened to my son a couple of years ago. They had to fly him to a second hospital to get him operated on, as a pediatric urologist wasn't available.
 
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