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3752 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Feb 2023 at 8:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:32:02 AM  
Original Tweet:
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 7:32:49 AM  
By all means, keep attacking your educators, though... I'm sure it'll all work out eventually
 
no1curr [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:35:22 AM  
Ron DeSantis is a fascist and a failure
 
AdmirableSnackbar [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 7:39:05 AM  

no1curr: Ron DeSantis is a fascist and a failure


He's not a failure until he's out of power, in prison, or dead. Until then he's a fascist and a massive threat.
 
snocone [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 7:57:36 AM  
This is how you find the way to Idiocracy.
 
BitwiseShift
2023-02-03 8:53:35 AM  
Flipflop Ronda Santos.  He was for everything before he was against it -- the opposite of a stopped clock.  He's only right once instead of twice a day.
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-03 8:54:04 AM  
It tellsh me that goosh shtepping moronsh should try reading booksh inshtead of BURNING THEM.
 
johnny queso
2023-02-03 8:54:07 AM  

snocone: This is how you find the way to Idiocracy.


this is the ol' dirt road to buttfarkers
 
odinsposse
2023-02-03 8:54:40 AM  

OldRod: By all means, keep attacking your educators, though... I'm sure it'll all work out eventually


Yeah but when the teachers and nurses and professional workers are gone DeSantis can convince the grunting masses remaining that he's God. It's the only way his plan makes any sense.
 
Billy Bathsalt
2023-02-03 8:54:48 AM  
His brand is broad in kinky white boots.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-03 8:55:11 AM  
Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

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// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:55:30 AM  
DerpSantis will pass a bill in Florida that will change the official spelling of "broadband" to "broadbrand".  See?  Problem solved.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-03 8:55:49 AM  
They take pride in it.

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GoldSpider
2023-02-03 8:56:49 AM  
Broadbrand?  I thought they closed that place down!
 
NOLAhd [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:59:06 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

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// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS


I'm not sure who to blame for this one, but for fark's sake.

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pueblonative
2023-02-03 8:59:09 AM  
Skirts don't like being called broads, even when they're in a band
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-03 8:59:59 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: His brand is broad in kinky white boots.


They sent $5.1 billion dollars to one elementary school in Indiana for those Kinky Boots!


/ that's a lot of performances for a single musical

// Kinky Boots is the title of a musical
 
Someone Else's Alt [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:00:08 AM  
When I was public works director for Key West, we would get signs delivered with misspellings all the time. They send you proofs, you approve them, and signs come farked up anyway. Of course my guys almost   never put them out/up.

Easy to miss the proper spelling of people's names etc. But broadband? WTF?
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-03 9:00:19 AM  
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durbnpoisn [BareFark]
2023-02-03 9:01:18 AM  
Between this, MGT misusing the word "title", and the resolution to "condemn socialism", the Republicans are showing themselves to be just absolutely pants-on-head stupid.

These are all unforced errors.  It's like they are trying to broadcast as loudly as possible that they are the party of the idiot.
 
YabbaDabbaDouchebag [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:02:40 AM  

NOLAhd: Dr Dreidel: Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

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// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS

I'm not sure who to blame for this one, but for fark's sake.

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You try to spell that with a Louisiana education.

All of this could be avoided if Adobe would install spell-check.
 
dogdaze
2023-02-03 9:04:10 AM  
I am so old. I was in middle school when Pink Floyd released that album. I went to an ancient Miami school called Ponce De Leon. No a/c but had beautiful ceiling high jalacy windows that let the air flow, so we never minded it. One day, a student went walking through the courtyard blasting the song on a boombox while class was happening. Our class all hollered and clapped. The teacher was not amused. 

/good times 
//desantis suuuuuuuucks
 
YabbaDabbaDouchebag [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:04:50 AM  

durbnpoisn: Between this, MGT misusing the word "title", and the resolution to "condemn socialism", the Republicans are showing themselves to be just absolutely pants-on-head stupid.

These are all unforced errors.  It's like they are trying to broadcast as loudly as possible that they are the party of the idiot.


But when someone tries to point out things like gazpacho is a soup, all they hear is the Charlie Brown teacher/trombone.

Some of these people owe the trees a lot of oxygen.
 
snocone [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:05:20 AM  

durbnpoisn: Between this, MGT misusing the word "title", and the resolution to "condemn socialism", the Republicans are showing themselves to be just absolutely pants-on-head stupid.

These are all unforced errors.  It's like they are trying to broadcast as loudly as possible that they are the party of the idiot.


How do you do fellow idiots.
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no1curr [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:06:54 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: no1curr: Ron DeSantis is a fascist and a failure

He's not a failure until he's out of power, in prison, or dead. Until then he's a fascist and a massive threat.


He's still a failure of a human being
 
Fiatlux
2023-02-03 9:07:50 AM  
Just to be clear, this is a gqp Governor self-righteously taking credit for a policy he opposed and a program his party voted against and denounced as socialism. A policy which puts the cost of building the infrastructure on the taxpaying public nationally (The Infrastructure Bill) while transferring the ownership of the system to a private local monopoly who can bill their customers whatever they want indefinitely (Thanks, Ron! Here's your campaign contribution!). God bless America and free markets.

/Everything that is wrong with modern America can be blamed on Reagan era monetary policy and the racism and religious bigotry used to keep it in place.
/And I mean everything.
 
tricycleracer
2023-02-03 9:09:53 AM  
"Broadbrand" is a dollar store knock-off of "Maidenform".
 
tsjonesosu
2023-02-03 9:10:06 AM  

NOLAhd: Dr Dreidel: Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

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// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS

I'm not sure who to blame for this one, but for fark's sake.

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That was spelt by someone who says it, exactly, like that.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:10:26 AM  
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Iowan73
2023-02-03 9:13:05 AM  
What are rural Florida residents going to do with broadband other than spread conspiracy theories and look at octogenarian porn?
 
dionysusaur [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 9:13:12 AM  

durbnpoisn: Between this, MGT misusing the word "title", and the resolution to "condemn socialism", the Republicans are showing themselves to be just absolutely pants-on-head stupid.

These are all unforced errors.  It's like they are trying to broadcast as loudly as possible that they are the party of the idiot.


Their base.
 
Rav Tokomi
2023-02-03 9:17:31 AM  
Florida was at least this dumb even before DeSantis.
 
RogermcAllen [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:18:01 AM  

NOLAhd: Dr Dreidel: Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

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// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS

I'm not sure who to blame for this one, but for fark's sake.

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To be fair, that's how they say it.
 
FiloBato
2023-02-03 9:20:16 AM  
Florida is not stupid, it's gerrymandered.
Republicans are another matter.
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2023-02-03 9:21:07 AM  

NOLAhd: Dr Dreidel: Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

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// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS

I'm not sure who to blame for this one, but for fark's sake.

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Under-zealous staffer?
 
UNC_Samurai
2023-02-03 9:30:40 AM  

no1curr: Ron DeSantis is a fascist and a failure


You're half-right; he's not a failure yet, and that's the problem.
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:39:02 AM  
Wow. Two in a row. Morans.
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Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:44:34 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: durbnpoisn: Between this, MGT misusing the word "title", and the resolution to "condemn socialism", the Republicans are showing themselves to be just absolutely pants-on-head stupid.

These are all unforced errors.  It's like they are trying to broadcast as loudly as possible that they are the party of the idiot.

But when someone tries to point out things like gazpacho is a soup, all they hear is the Charlie Brown teacher/trombone.

Some of these people owe the trees a lot of oxygen.


"Cold soup? That sounds communist!"
 
Cortez the Killer
2023-02-03 9:48:33 AM  

iheartscotch: It tellsh me that goosh shtepping moronsh should try reading booksh inshtead of BURNING THEM.


I feel this username checking out.
 
GoodHomer
2023-02-03 9:52:52 AM  
But "broadbrand" is a perfectly cromulent word.

It's in the lexicon of every patriotic American, and those who don't use it are woke traitor socialists.
 
Shamwow
2023-02-03 9:57:37 AM  
How are the rural areas getting broadband considering the cost? Is desantis falling into socialism as that is the only way to help rural areas of Florida?
 
estrange666
2023-02-03 9:57:56 AM  
That song is the anthem for all high school students everywhere, but it shouldn't be forgotten that the character saying those words was bullied his whole life, lost his dad in a war, and later completely loses his fecal matter and turns into a pink, cartoon blob.  Maybe he did need his education :p
 
WilderKWight
2023-02-03 9:58:22 AM  
Imagine a United States that didn't include Florida.

/or any of the southern states
//or any of the southwestern states
///or a two-Senators-per-state rule.
 
Fereals
2023-02-03 10:01:21 AM  

no1curr: Ron DeSantis is a fascist and a failure


and 5'9", and a smarmy little catholic prick.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-03 10:02:14 AM  
In fairness, "BroadBrand" sounds like a name that was thought up by one of those cable companies who decided to rebrand themselves because the original name has such a toxic reputation.
 
Halfabee64
2023-02-03 10:03:45 AM  
They meant to say Expanding Broadishbrand.  Can't have kids accessing information about slavery, gender identity, abortion, women's rights, immunology, gun control, universal healthcare, criticism of Putin, reruns of The Handmaiden's Tale, or Disney cartoons.
 
Lumbar Puncture
2023-02-03 10:06:18 AM  

Shamwow: How are the rural areas getting broadband considering the cost? Is desantis falling into socialism as that is the only way to help rural areas of Florida?


It'd be socialism if it was broadband. This is broadbrand though so it's ok.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 10:06:39 AM  

Fereals: no1curr: Ron DeSantis is a fascist and a failure

and 5'9", and a smarmy little catholic prick.


Yeah, but with the kinky boots, he's 5'11"
 
Kiribub
2023-02-03 10:07:28 AM  
Honestly, I'm a little surprised they caught the error at all.
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-02-03 10:07:33 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: NOLAhd: Dr Dreidel: Subby, misspelling things on campaign materials has long been a Republican tradition.

[ichef.bbci.co.uk image 224x299]

// HERITAGE, NOT HALF-BRAINEDNESS

I'm not sure who to blame for this one, but for fark's sake.

[pbs.twimg.com image 680x541]

You try to spell that with a Louisiana education.

All of this could be avoided if Adobe would install spell-check.


Also by not hiring the cheapest kid on Fiverr that probably doesn't speak English as a first or second language.
 
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