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(Metro)   Wanted short criminal, who goes by the name 'Get Shorty 4.9,' teases police on social media to try and catch his big cheeky mouth   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:47:07 PM  
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austerity101
2023-02-03 9:59:44 PM  
So ... no photos showing how short he is?

/I have a thing for short guys
//and men I can fix!
///lol *sob*
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:59:46 PM  
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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-03 10:07:22 PM  

austerity101: So ... no photos showing how short he is?

/I have a thing for short guys
//and men I can fix!
///lol *sob*


They told you how short he is. 4'9", in Imperial feet and inches, so, if my calculations are correct, he's 27 US inches tall.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-02-03 10:08:46 PM  
He was jailed for 18 months in March 2022 after attacking his ex-partner while high on drugs and alcohol and is serving part of his sentence on licence.

OK. Mildly amusing on social media. Not so much in a domestic situation.
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-02-03 10:10:44 PM  
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But does he drive the Cadillac of minivans?
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 10:16:54 PM  
I guess he's good at staying under their radar.
 
Billy Liar
2023-02-03 10:25:31 PM  
Throw Momma From the Train- Criss Cross clip
Youtube hEDqeakv-eE
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-02-03 10:32:26 PM  

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scalpod
2023-02-03 10:38:29 PM  

austerity101: So ... no photos showing how short he is?

/I have a thing for short guys
//and men I can fix!
///lol *sob*


Oh sure, some of the are 'fixable'.
 
Neondistraction
2023-02-03 10:38:46 PM  
Has a fugitive taunting police via social media ever not blown up in their faces?
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-03 10:54:12 PM  
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/oblig
 
khatores
2023-02-03 10:58:20 PM  

SBinRR: He was jailed for 18 months in March 2022 after attacking his ex-partner while high on drugs and alcohol and is serving part of his sentence on licence.

OK. Mildly amusing on social media. Not so much in a domestic situation.


I dunno, I kind of imagine his girlfriend being 5'6 and just holding him at a distance by pushing on his forehead as he screams and swats at the air.
 
MythDragon
2023-02-03 11:02:34 PM  

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I think this one was for the clerk shooting thread
 
chitownmike
2023-02-03 11:28:58 PM  

Sexy Jesus: austerity101: So ... no photos showing how short he is?

/I have a thing for short guys
//and men I can fix!
///lol *sob*

They told you how short he is. 4'9", in Imperial feet and inches, so, if my calculations are correct, he's 27 US inches tall.


No, tfa says 4.9' so 4 foot 10.8 inches. farking brits can't even keep imperial units straight. I thought that country birthed the farking system, yet no one seems to use it...
 
KodosZardoz
2023-02-04 1:42:54 AM  
Short man's syndrome and face tats.
A magic combination.
 
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