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(KMBC Kansas City)   Animal Rescue League in Massachusetts seeks forever home for 1-year-old Clarendon, who was transported into the state illegally and needs space to grow into 600 pounds of bacon   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, New England, Breed, Animal, Animal Rescue League of Boston, relative of a Boston resident, Animal welfare, Boston Animal Control, special home  
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480 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 03 Feb 2023 at 3:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2023-02-03 4:43:38 PM  
Cool, adopt a Boston cop!
2023-02-03 5:41:17 PM  
Can I offer my freezer to house him?
2023-02-03 9:31:15 PM  
600 lbs of bacon @ 1 lb per 30 lb of hog. That's a big pig! Around seven times the world record.
2023-02-03 11:28:16 PM  
Subby has never been to a pig farm or been around a pig being butchered, and clearly thinks it works something like this.
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On the bright side, Subby is vaguely aware of the existence of pigs and their relationship to bacon, and doesn't think bacon just falls from the heavens into the plastic wrappers it shows up in at the store...
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