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(NPR)   Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, whose U.S. visa expired on Tuesday, is applying for a six-month visa to be able to stay in Florida. Probably to huddle with Trump and plan his next move   (npr.org) divider line
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BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 6:12:55 AM  
Damn illegal aliens from South America.  Can we send Border Patrol to Elian Gonzales his ass?
 
stamped human bacon
2023-02-03 8:36:06 AM  
How about 'No'?
 
bigdog1960
2023-02-03 8:36:24 AM  
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
 
Rapmaster2000
2023-02-03 8:36:53 AM  
Illegals trying to steal our insurrection jobs.
 
Eunice's Social Calendar [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:38:12 AM  

BizarreMan: Damn illegal aliens from South America.  Can we send Border Patrol to Elian Gonzales his ass?


next stop "sanctuary city"...well hello mr. jair...

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Erek the Red
2023-02-03 8:39:12 AM  

BizarreMan: Damn illegal aliens from South America.  Can we send Border Patrol to Elian Gonzales his ass?


He should have to exit the country and re-apply for a visa to get his asylum the right way.

<<checks notes>>  Yep, that's stuff I've heard Trumpists say.
 
killershark
2023-02-03 8:39:35 AM  
Send him back to Brazil on the same plane as George Santos.
 
Rapmaster2000
2023-02-03 8:40:24 AM  

killershark: Send him back to Brazil on the same plane as George Santos.


Brazilians will be excited for the return of their most successful soccer player.
 
PoweredByIrony
2023-02-03 8:41:01 AM  
Now he's eligible for employment at a Trump property.
 
sunsawed
2023-02-03 8:42:38 AM  
I see a sit-com!

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major hatred
2023-02-03 8:42:59 AM  
It's in the USA's interest to maintain a good relationship  with Brazil.   Also, to defend the principles of Democracy.

Expel Balsonaro, Bannon & Miller to Brazil.  This way we take care of their issues and our own.  Next we aggressively  lobby the Brazilian  government to leave the Bricks and partner with the USA, Mexico and Canada in a western Hemisphere initiative.

We scoop up Argentina by dealing with the international  financial criminals at Black Rock and Dart Group.

Done
 
RasIanI
2023-02-03 8:43:45 AM  
Between Santos and Bolsanaro, I think it can be fairly said that Brazil is not "sending their best"
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-03 8:44:20 AM  
Take him to the nearest airport and drop him off on a landing strip.
 
LarryDan43
2023-02-03 8:46:16 AM  
DeSantis welcomes all dangerous South American criminals to come to Florida
 
blackminded
2023-02-03 8:47:09 AM  
I know laws don't apply anymore, but isn't aiding and abetting a foreign power who recently attempted a violent coup against a democratically elected government at the very least frowned upon? Perhaps a cursory "tut tut" in his general direction?

/what's Oliver North up to these days?
 
chitlenz
2023-02-03 8:47:25 AM  

PoweredByIrony: Now he's eligible for employment at a Trump property.


You laugh, but that's one way to keep him in the country (employment visa).   Now, do I think Biden's state department should 'Return to Sender' and point and laugh as he is forced to face consequences while Trump cowers in the corner about being next?    I would very much like to watch that.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:50:25 AM  
And compare their collections of top secret documents.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-02-03 9:00:51 AM  

blackminded: I know laws don't apply anymore, but isn't aiding and abetting a foreign power who recently attempted a violent coup against a democratically elected government at the very least frowned upon? Perhaps a cursory "tut tut" in his general direction?

/what's Oliver North up to these days?


Yep.  The US looks like a joke.
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-02-03 9:01:06 AM  
Simple: grant him US citizenship and in '25 President Trump pardons him.   That is the plan, no?
 
pueblonative
2023-02-03 9:02:50 AM  
When's Ron putting him on a plane to Martha's vineyard?
 
dogdaze
2023-02-03 9:05:00 AM  
He should just hole up in MAL
 
Arkanaut
2023-02-03 9:29:57 AM  
Or...
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// if he overstays the visa
 
kling_klang_bed
2023-02-03 9:30:12 AM  

sunsawed: I see a sit-com!

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wildcardjack
2023-02-03 9:38:38 AM  
By leaving Brazil he made it difficult for anyone to make him a coup victor. It's like when the rebels make leaders flee to Switzerland.
 
jake3988 [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:53:35 AM  

blackminded: I know laws don't apply anymore, but isn't aiding and abetting a foreign power who recently attempted a violent coup against a democratically elected government at the very least frowned upon? Perhaps a cursory "tut tut" in his general direction?

/what's Oliver North up to these days?


He did no such thing.

His SUPPORTERS are gigantic assholes, but there's very little evidence he egged them on or planned anything.  He's just a sore loser.

Not to mention, even if he did, it's only 'aiding and abetting' if he was actually charged and left in response to charges.  That has not happened.

If he's formally charged with something... then, yes, we should absolutely deport the guy.
 
Cokezeroinacan
2023-02-03 10:01:04 AM  

RasIanI: Between Santos and Bolsanaro, I think it can be fairly said that Brazil is not "sending their best"


Well they did take Glenn Greenwald, so at least we get rid of some of our worst.
 
Moroning [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 10:07:30 AM  
Why hasn't boarder patrol picked him up and kicked him out of the country?
 
Halfabee64
2023-02-03 10:08:39 AM  
How about

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kling_klang_bed
2023-02-03 10:13:23 AM  
You know its bad when AOC is talking kicking out illegal immigrants.
 
kling_klang_bed
2023-02-03 10:19:10 AM  

RasIanI: Between Santos and Bolsanaro, I think it can be fairly said that Brazil is not "sending their best"


They sent Kiko (he's in Megadeth now). Eventually we'll get an Angra tour.

Feijão De Corda
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lostsatellite
2023-02-03 10:19:17 AM  
Plotting with the guy who didn't pull it off sounds like a master plan. Hope the Chinese get a dirty bomb into Mar A Lago and do the world a favor.
 
kbronsito
2023-02-03 10:22:24 AM  
Overstayed visa? So he's here illegally.

Apparently, when Brazil sends us their people, they are not sending their best. These people have lots of problems. They are bringing drugs and fascism, which competes with our local fascism at a lower cost. Some, I assume, are nice people or hot models.
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 10:36:46 AM  

blackminded: I know laws don't apply anymore, but isn't aiding and abetting a foreign power who recently attempted a violent coup against a democratically elected government at the very least frowned upon? Perhaps a cursory "tut tut" in his general direction?

/what's Oliver North up to these days?


I last saw him a few years ago on Fox News.

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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 12:01:21 PM  

Moroning: Why hasn't boarder patrol picked him up and kicked him out of the country?


Every time they get near his arse their lips start to pucker?
 
groverpm
2023-02-03 12:13:31 PM  

jake3988: blackminded: I know laws don't apply anymore, but isn't aiding and abetting a foreign power who recently attempted a violent coup against a democratically elected government at the very least frowned upon? Perhaps a cursory "tut tut" in his general direction?

/what's Oliver North up to these days?

He did no such thing.

His SUPPORTERS are gigantic assholes, but there's very little evidence he egged them on or planned anything.  He's just a sore loser.

Not to mention, even if he did, it's only 'aiding and abetting' if he was actually charged and left in response to charges.  That has not happened.

If he's formally charged with something... then, yes, we should absolutely deport the guy.


Bolsonaro attended meeting about plot to keep him in power, senator says
I'm willing to bet on Bolsonaro's life that he attended more than one.
 
germ78
2023-02-03 12:57:46 PM  
Doesn't Florida have one of those "illegal immigrant" narc-lines you can call? Because I have a fire tip for them...
 
Olthoi
2023-02-04 12:31:18 AM  
Why is this idiot even in the US? As a former leader you're supposed to at least pretend to care about your country. It would be like Obama moving to Mexico for no reason.
 
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