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(BBC-US)   Avian flu has crossed to mammals in the UK, but you shouldn't panic... yet   (bbc.com) divider line
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1061 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2023 at 4:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 4:08:44 AM  
Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 4:13:51 AM  
The recent spate of bird deaths amongst pigeons and doves around here seems to have abated. Over christmas and new year i would find at least 2-3 new dead birds on the street when walking my dog or just driving.

We had an explosion of both bird flu and pigeon pox in the area.
 
scalpod
2023-02-03 4:17:30 AM  

Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall


Spoken like a true Roman.
 
scalpod
2023-02-03 4:19:39 AM  
Or a true Scotsman, of which I'm told there are none?
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 4:27:35 AM  
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Qatmandu
2023-02-03 4:32:12 AM  
Hey, you gotta die of somethin', amirite?
 
PartTimeBuddha [OhFark]
2023-02-03 5:18:35 AM  

scalpod: Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall

Spoken like a true Roman.


You done farked up

scalpod: Or a true Scotsman, of which I'm told there are none?


But Jesus saves!
 
neofonz
2023-02-03 5:24:53 AM  
Bird flu 'spills over' to otters and foxes in UK

That's otterly sickening.

When asked for comment, the fox said COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-CO-COUGH!
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-02-03 5:36:05 AM  
It's just a flu
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-02-03 5:37:56 AM  

Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall


FTFA: The World Health Organization (WHO) said that, in the past 20 years, there have been almost 870 cases of human infection with the avian influenza H5N1 virus reported from 21 countries. Of these, 457 were fatal.

You are going to need moar nukes
 
The Envoy
2023-02-03 5:39:12 AM  

Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall


Here we see the result of what qualifies as education in America.  You want to irradiate somewhere and then move there.  Take a cut price holiday to Bikini Atoll for better weather, if you've got a passport and can afford two seats on a plane you obese clown.

Huh, stereotypes are fun!
 
NobleHam
2023-02-03 6:04:42 AM  
If it's identified in the host population before it spreads, that's pretty good news for containment. With covid, we had basically no idea where it came from until it was everywhere.
 
Slaxl
2023-02-03 6:07:24 AM  

Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall


To quote the great Stephen Fry,
"This from a country that has spray-on cheese..."
 
NobleHam
2023-02-03 6:10:43 AM  

The Envoy: Here we see the result of what qualifies as education in America.


Sounds like a pretty Scottish point, really.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 6:13:51 AM  
Does this mean we're all going to die?
 
NobleHam
2023-02-03 6:20:14 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Does this mean we're all going to die?


Yes.

Not because of this, but yeah, that was always the case.
 
Nirbo
2023-02-03 6:26:47 AM  
Good thing Brexit happened or filthy European foreigners might be at real risk.
 
LoneVVolf
2023-02-03 7:36:14 AM  

Slaxl: Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall

To quote the great Stephen Fry,
"This from a country that has spray-on cheese..."


Aye; somethin' to spray-on English food to make it palatable.
 
Habitual Cynic
2023-02-03 7:46:44 AM  
FTA "but there was no evidence of transmission between mammals."

Give us a minute.
 
mongbiohazard
2023-02-03 8:01:37 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Does this mean we're all going to die?


Nah, just you. Thanks for taking one for the team.
 
oldfool
2023-02-03 8:09:58 AM  
Bears on the Canadian border got it, so it's not just the UK.
 
plecos [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:13:09 AM  

Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall


AmbassadorBooze?
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:58:02 AM  
Good thing Brexit saved them all that money they can use to expand their healthcare.
 
Caelistis
2023-02-03 9:55:07 AM  
Fallout 4 We are all gonna die
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Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 1:46:42 PM  

The Envoy: Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall

Here we see the result of what qualifies as education in America.  You want to irradiate somewhere and then move there.  Take a cut price holiday to Bikini Atoll for better weather, if you've got a passport and can afford two seats on a plane you obese clown.

Huh, stereotypes are fun!


No I just hate England and think it is awful.  Don't want to move there, just want it to no longer exist
 
Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 1:47:19 PM  

Slaxl: Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall

To quote the great Stephen Fry,
"This from a country that has spray-on cheese..."


England has beans on toast, spray on cheese is at least good
 
Slaxl
2023-02-04 6:21:40 AM  

Nintenfreak: Slaxl: Nintenfreak: Nuke England from orbit, nothing of value will be lost, just a bunch of TERFs and terrible food and the upside is free coastal real-estate on the correct side of Hadrian's wall

To quote the great Stephen Fry,
"This from a country that has spray-on cheese..."

England has beans on toast, spray on cheese is at least good


Next time you're here bring some and we'll sit side by side and try each others culinary delicacies.
I'd offer to bring some with me but I won't be back till 2024.
 
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