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(Yahoo)   Why won't Republicans reveal their proposed budget? "Republicans would have to eviscerate popular and necessary programs to accomplish what they're after." So they'll go with straight BS talking until crunch time. Democrats know this   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
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2023-02-03 3:37:29 AM  
Obama found out the hard way that Republicans can't be trusted to negotiate anything in good faith. It's a refreshing change to see the White House refusing to play along this time.
 
2023-02-03 6:14:29 AM  
Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.
 
2023-02-03 6:33:06 AM  
House Republicans have shown us that they prefer tweeting to governing. Budgeting and legislation is work.
 
2023-02-03 6:34:13 AM  
Yes, let's see this genius planning from the MTG/Boebert braintrust!

Tell us why grandma should be eating Great Value Cat Kibble so the CEOs of ExxonMobil and Archer Daniels Midland can have a Faberge egg fight during a megayacht race!
 
2023-02-03 6:35:44 AM  
Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.
 
2023-02-03 7:32:14 AM  

tfresh: Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.


Go fark yourself
 
2023-02-03 7:34:41 AM  

tfresh: Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.


Republicans want more money, power, and rights for themselves and other rich white people. Democrats want more money, power, and rights for themselves and everyone else.
 
2023-02-03 7:35:04 AM  
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2023-02-03 7:36:56 AM  
Duh. If you defund PBS and the National Endowment for the Arts, the budget will be balanced. And everyone in America will get like a $5000 refund in their taxes.
 
2023-02-03 7:40:12 AM  

tfresh: Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.


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2023-02-03 7:41:29 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.


Years of Southern Strategy politics meant Republican politicians who knew that they were using white resentment to lower their own taxes slowly retired out. Each new wave of Republicans were built off the same strategy of lying to the base to get something else. So now we have Republicans who are genuinely frustrated because they don't understand economics at all and can't understand why no one takes their ideas seriously.
 
2023-02-03 7:43:47 AM  
Is this where the new 72 hour legislative review time becomes relevant?
 
2023-02-03 7:45:52 AM  
They can't do the budget until they finally get that replacement for Obamacare going.
 
2023-02-03 7:47:40 AM  
According to known scholar and very rational person MTG one elementary school in Illinois got 5.1 billion to teach CRT (whatever that is). If 1 school is getting 5.1 billion that means hundreds, or thousands, of other schools are also. If we wipe all the CRT funding the the country will save trillions, or maybe even a googol off the budget.
 
2023-02-03 7:48:06 AM  

NotCodger: Obama found out the hard way that Republicans can't be trusted to negotiate anything in good faith. It's a refreshing change to see the White House refusing to play along this time.


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2023-02-03 7:48:09 AM  
Of course they cannot reveal their budget. It has to be written in crayon and they keep eating the crayons.
 
2023-02-03 7:49:36 AM  

tfresh: Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.


GFY
 
2023-02-03 7:50:28 AM  

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.

Years of Southern Strategy politics meant Republican politicians who knew that they were using white resentment to lower their own taxes slowly retired out. Each new wave of Republicans were built off the same strategy of lying to the base to get something else. So now we have Republicans who are genuinely frustrated because they don't understand economics at all and can't understand why no one takes their ideas seriously.


There's a rather substantial portion of the electorate that have no farking clue about the budget process or what percentage is actually spent on various programs. That's why when the GOP makes noise about killing PBS and NPR the mouth breathers nod and agree, because they're too stupid to understand that those programs as a percentage aren't even a rounding error.
 
2023-02-03 7:50:53 AM  

tfresh: Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.


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2023-02-03 7:53:18 AM  
We are so farked because we are governed by infants, who are elected by infants. I will likely be dead before this joy ride comes to a screaching halt, but if you are under 40... buckle up for a nasty ass ride.
 
2023-02-03 7:53:25 AM  
They really thought they could force Biden to choose the cuts so that they could then blame him when the public saw the effects of cutting services.
 
2023-02-03 7:55:01 AM  
There are a lot of things I have to start believing in before I'm going to go about believing Republican politicians.

Right bastards, they are.
 
2023-02-03 7:55:37 AM  
I still don't understand how they can float the idea of cutting Soc Sec - that's OUR money. We've all paid into it our whole working lives.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops more???
 
2023-02-03 7:57:59 AM  

SharkInfested: I still don't understand how they can float the idea of cutting Soc Sec - that's OUR money. We've all paid into it our whole working lives.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops more???


That's precisely why the administration is telling them to put up or shut up.
 
2023-02-03 7:58:37 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.


NONE of them know how to budget. The last real one we had was in 1997.

Of course, the Owners and Handlers want it that way.
 
2023-02-03 7:58:38 AM  
You Fark libs are so impatient.

The Republican budget is going to be revealed when it's ready. In two weeks.
 
2023-02-03 7:58:44 AM  

SharkInfested: I still don't understand how they can float the idea of cutting Soc Sec - that's OUR money. We've all paid into it our whole working lives.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops more???


The Telecommunications Act of 1996 let a few companies buy all the means of communication.
 
2023-02-03 7:58:52 AM  
After watching the GOP with Obama I'd be fine with Democrats not turning away from the cliff this time. Take the GOP over the cliff if they are so hell bent in driving towards it. They want to play chicken? Lets see if they can fly after the car goes over. Not like they're really doing anything in good faith.
 
2023-02-03 7:59:18 AM  
The budget is too important! Which is why we take economic advice from autistic sperglord Grover Norquist that taxes are bad
 
2023-02-03 7:59:41 AM  
If they're not out waving guns and shouting from the rooftops, it's cutting Social Security and Medicare. They're just trying to figure out how to blame it on Hunter Biden's laptop.

These are not smart people.
 
2023-02-03 8:03:34 AM  

NotCodger: Obama found out the hard way that Republicans can't be trusted to negotiate anything in good faith. It's a refreshing change to see the White House refusing to play along this time.


Quevin, meet Dark Brandon.
/crunching sounds, then screams.

//all Biden has to do is wait for three GQP house members to get sick or die and he has a majority in the house as Quevin banned proxy voting since covid is fake and the vaccine has microchips and demon sperm.  Not even sarcasm.
 
2023-02-03 8:04:28 AM  
This is exactly like when my wife says she wants to go out for dinner but can't suggest even one place to go.

Exactly like that, except the fate of the worldwide economy isn't hanging in the balance.
 
2023-02-03 8:04:46 AM  
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Submitter, Republicans can't math.
 
2023-02-03 8:09:09 AM  
The Democrats better have an army of auditors and make the worst predictions about the Republican budget when they start telling us what is in it. After all, the worst has happened regularly in the past, why not grow a spine and start flinging truthful shiat at these morons?
 
2023-02-03 8:09:29 AM  
They can't reveal it to the public because they don't even know what's in it.

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2023-02-03 8:10:30 AM  

SharkInfested: I still don't understand how they can float the idea of cutting Soc Sec


Meh, they aren't actually going to do it.  Republicans are not that fiscally responsible.

that's OUR money. We've all paid into it our whole working lives.

That's not how Social Security works.  Your money was spent the moment it was received.  It's long gone.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops more???

It has.
 
2023-02-03 8:11:33 AM  

Northern: NotCodger: Obama found out the hard way that Republicans can't be trusted to negotiate anything in good faith. It's a refreshing change to see the White House refusing to play along this time.

Quevin, meet Dark Brandon.
/crunching sounds, then screams.

//all Biden has to do is wait for three GQP house members to get sick or die and he has a majority in the house as Quevin banned proxy voting since covid is fake and the vaccine has microchips and demon sperm.  Not even sarcasm.


Or, if all of the ones who were part of the 1/6 sedition attempt were to be arrested and held in prison without bail, that would also lose the GQP the majority in the House.
 
2023-02-03 8:14:18 AM  

jook: odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.

Years of Southern Strategy politics meant Republican politicians who knew that they were using white resentment to lower their own taxes slowly retired out. Each new wave of Republicans were built off the same strategy of lying to the base to get something else. So now we have Republicans who are genuinely frustrated because they don't understand economics at all and can't understand why no one takes their ideas seriously.

There's a rather substantial portion of the electorate that have no farking clue about the budget process or what percentage is actually spent on various programs. That's why when the GOP makes noise about killing PBS and NPR the mouth breathers nod and agree, because they're too stupid to understand that those programs as a percentage aren't even a rounding error.


Not to mention they don't even understand what "funding PBS" means.

They think "$$$ for lefty-left content" which is completely incorrect: PBS can't - as part of its charter- produce its own content.  Their funding is for infrastructure.

Content comes from the member stations (or co-pros from third parties with member stations) and that funding comes from non-public/government sources.
 
2023-02-03 8:16:04 AM  

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.

Years of Southern Strategy politics meant Republican politicians who knew that they were using white resentment to lower their own taxes slowly retired out. Each new wave of Republicans were built off the same strategy of lying to the base to get something else. So now we have Republicans who are genuinely frustrated because they don't understand economics at all and can't understand why no one takes their ideas seriously.


Perfectly put.
 
2023-02-03 8:16:50 AM  
Republicans like everything Trump did; they just didn't like how he went about it.  They know that being blatantly evil and incompetent will lose them votes, so they're conniving and deceitful, then vindictive and spiteful to anyone who questions them.
 
2023-02-03 8:17:13 AM  

I know a guy: Northern: NotCodger: Obama found out the hard way that Republicans can't be trusted to negotiate anything in good faith. It's a refreshing change to see the White House refusing to play along this time.

Quevin, meet Dark Brandon.
/crunching sounds, then screams.

//all Biden has to do is wait for three GQP house members to get sick or die and he has a majority in the house as Quevin banned proxy voting since covid is fake and the vaccine has microchips and demon sperm.  Not even sarcasm.

Or, if all of the ones who were part of the 1/6 sedition attempt were to be arrested and held in prison without bail, that would also lose the GQP the majority in the House.


Congress members are protected from arrest for all but the most serious crimes.  Otherwise #45 would have locked up many Dems.
Having said that I believe there is evidence for at least three of those traitors.
The hilarious thing is that Quevin recently asked the Dems to make the cuts, holy crap is he stupid.
The only meaningful cuts come from defaulting on debt (unconstitutional), printing money, social security/Medicare/Medicaid while maintaining payroll taxes, or defense.  There is no other fat in the budget.
Substantial cuts will cause a massive plunge in the economy and result in substantial unemployment, reducing tax revenue further.  So one wonders if cutting the budget can actually balance the budget.
Quevin certainly can't cut SS/Medicare unless he kicks the boomers to the curb, then he will find out.  He's just smart enough to know this.  So what the Fark is all this theater.  He's a bargain bin Newt Gingrich.
 
2023-02-03 8:17:20 AM  
This thread is better if you pronounce it "budjay"
 
2023-02-03 8:18:26 AM  

tfresh: Democrats know this... because they're shifty scum too? Nono that's too obvious an answer.


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2023-02-03 8:20:04 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Republicans don't know how to budget. That's why we have $30 trillion in debt.


They HATE domestic spending.  They LOVE blowing up the budget with wars.
 
2023-02-03 8:22:58 AM  

MarciusDecimus: We are so farked because we are governed by infants, who are elected by infants. I will likely be dead before this joy ride comes to a screaching halt, but if you are under 40... buckle up for a nasty ass ride.


"Frightened men at the controls of a machine that they no longer understand." - Burroughs.
 
2023-02-03 8:24:00 AM  

Northern: I know a guy: Northern: NotCodger: Obama found out the hard way that Republicans can't be trusted to negotiate anything in good faith. It's a refreshing change to see the White House refusing to play along this time.

Quevin, meet Dark Brandon.
/crunching sounds, then screams.

//all Biden has to do is wait for three GQP house members to get sick or die and he has a majority in the house as Quevin banned proxy voting since covid is fake and the vaccine has microchips and demon sperm.  Not even sarcasm.

Or, if all of the ones who were part of the 1/6 sedition attempt were to be arrested and held in prison without bail, that would also lose the GQP the majority in the House.

Congress members are protected from arrest for all but the most serious crimes.  Otherwise #45 would have locked up many Dems.
Having said that I believe there is evidence for at least three of those traitors.
The hilarious thing is that Quevin recently asked the Dems to make the cuts, holy crap is he stupid.
The only meaningful cuts come from defaulting on debt (unconstitutional), printing money, social security/Medicare/Medicaid while maintaining payroll taxes, or defense.  There is no other fat in the budget.
Substantial cuts will cause a massive plunge in the economy and result in substantial unemployment, reducing tax revenue further.  So one wonders if cutting the budget can actually balance the budget.
Quevin certainly can't cut SS/Medicare unless he kicks the boomers to the curb, then he will find out.  He's just smart enough to know this.  So what the Fark is all this theater.  He's a bargain bin Newt Gingrich.


True, however I think you can argue that this falls under the "breach of the peace" exception
 
2023-02-03 8:24:08 AM  
We've seen the same "poker" hand before, a few times. Gov't shut downs are very unpopular with voters and the Dem's know that. All Jefferies has to do is sit back and give the GQP all the rope it needs to hang itself. 

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2023-02-03 8:24:10 AM  

SharkInfested: I still don't understand how they can float the idea of cutting Soc Sec - that's OUR money. We've all paid into it our whole working lives.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops more???


They got people believing it's dead and they're not going to get it. This is the first step.
 
2023-02-03 8:24:29 AM  
But the mushrooming federal debt is the result of reckless behavior by both political parties during the last 20 years,

Get farked, asswipe BSAB dickhead.
 
2023-02-03 8:26:25 AM  

SharkInfested: I still don't understand how they can float the idea of cutting Soc Sec - that's OUR money. We've all paid into it our whole working lives.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops more???


Because red hat idiots get sold on the idea of their paychecks going up. The concept of having money put aside and returned later is foreign to them.
 
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