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(Some Guy)   🐭 "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" 🐁 "I think so Brain, but how are we going to unionize with the Teamsters when we don't have our commercial driver's licenses?"   ( divider line
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926 clicks; posted to Business » and STEM » on 03 Feb 2023 at 5:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2023-02-03 9:30:29 AM  
Lab workers spend all their time moving stuff around, so that might qualify from the moving stuff around aspect.
2023-02-03 10:45:38 AM  
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2023-02-03 11:27:08 AM  
teen-age mutant teamster rodents.
2023-02-03 12:38:03 PM  
I think so, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?
2023-02-03 1:31:58 PM  
Genetically engineered mice? Teamsters?

Psh. Mickey Mouse is already a teamster.

'tis true. Character performers at WDW are members of Local 385.
2023-02-03 3:39:19 PM  
"I think so, brain, but we're already naked."

"I think so, brain, but if they took al the white crayons out of the box, there wouldn't be sixty-four colors, then, would there?"
2023-02-03 4:55:53 PM  
How do you spot the teamsters kids?

They're the one's standing around watching the other kids play
2023-02-04 4:34:51 PM  
Eldest is doing a research masters having to do with parasites and proteins and genetically-engineered mice (these ones are susceptible to asthma from dust mites) and was describing the approved "humane" ways of dispatching experimental subjects once they've been subjected to too much misery.  Apparently in real life, little bunny foo foo picks up field mice and bashes their heads on a table.

/no idea if the asthmatic mice are unionized... well, by one pronunciation I suppose they are.
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