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1198 clicks; posted to STEM » on 03 Feb 2023 at 4:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-02 9:36:14 PM  
I'm ready to be assimilated.
 
2023-02-02 9:44:47 PM  
Well, that wasn't creepy in any way.
 
2023-02-03 1:10:02 AM  
You know what? Bring it on. I was born with a congenital heart disease, and I ain't getting any younger ...
 
2023-02-03 5:24:56 AM  
This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

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2023-02-03 5:37:35 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

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You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.

/traveling to the moon was science fiction once.
//still scary though.
 
2023-02-03 5:43:04 AM  

Archie Goodwin: PartTimeBuddha: This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

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You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.


If only Jeff Bezoz, Elon Musk, and Bill Gates would team up we could have warp drive, transporters, and holodecks in, like, ten years, man.  Could probably have time travel and wormholes in another five.
 
2023-02-03 5:44:40 AM  
Really disappointed this story wasn't about a new superconducting material.
 
2023-02-03 5:52:09 AM  

Archie Goodwin: You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.


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2023-02-03 6:39:52 AM  
Subby, the Borg didn't make artificial bodies. They assimilated real ones of other species with tech implants.

How exactly is this anything like the Borg?
 
2023-02-03 7:17:37 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Archie Goodwin: PartTimeBuddha: This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

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You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.

If only Jeff Bezoz, Elon Musk, and Bill Gates would team up we could have warp drive, transporters, and holodecks in, like, ten years, man.  Could probably have time travel and wormholes in another five.



Thankfully, Bill Gates is more concerned with wiping out diseases here on Earth.  Musk and Bezos are the kinds of billioaires whose ideas of philathropy are pathetic.  They're more concerned with vanity.
 
2023-02-03 7:37:53 AM  

Archie Goodwin: PartTimeBuddha: This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

[Fark user image 706x873]

You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.

/traveling to the moon was science fiction once.
//still scary though.


It's science fiction now.
 
2023-02-03 7:45:52 AM  
The focus is on the organic appearance but the innovation is the modular equivalent of the nervous system.

The brain is a small computer.  The nervous system is plug and play, like chaining USB devices together.  They register themselves with the brain, which creates a map of the connected pieces.

The brain can then give appropriate orders to the pieces.  The local nervous system knows how to move the local muscle tissue via electrical impulses.

What likely is a complete gimmick though are the lung and kidney.  I didn't see any modular hydraulics on that.  So the lung has no way to move O2 anywhere, and the kidney has nothing to filter.

Meaning this thing is currently more like a robot inexplicably made of meat than a creature.  I'm sure a modular cardiovascular system is on the roadmap though.
 
2023-02-03 7:52:36 AM  
This seems less Borg and more Frankenstein. You got the bolt at the top driving the thing and a fleshy body doing the work.
 
2023-02-03 8:21:05 AM  

Archie Goodwin: PartTimeBuddha: This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

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You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.

/traveling to the moon was science fiction once.
//still scary though.


Well, no, the difference science is meant to solve a problem and science fiction is meant to make a point. Not everything in science fiction can or SHOULD exist in real life, no matter how much time or money you have.

I'll see your moon landing and raise you "space Jesus uses psychic powers to make everyone have sex with each other so the Martians won't blow up the planet."
 
2023-02-03 8:24:05 AM  
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2023-02-03 8:25:29 AM  

Quantumbunny: Subby, the Borg didn't make artificial bodies. They assimilated real ones of other species with tech implants.

How exactly is this anything like the Borg?


They grow clone babies too, to merge with inorganic technology.

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2023-02-03 9:49:17 AM  
how is prangent formed
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2023-02-03 9:58:52 AM  
We are the Borg
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2023-02-03 10:29:27 AM  
So it takes the brain a couple years to start to properly use the body, and that is after birth. We know that the process starts when the fetus starts kicking etc. To suggest the body is simply plug and play is a gross simplification of human development. This is just some animations with absolutely no thinking beyond creating some body horror imagery. And it doesn't even rise to the level of Ito.
 
2023-02-03 12:12:36 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Really disappointed this story wasn't about a new superconducting material.


Meh.  The Puppeteers would just unleash a plague on it.
 
2023-02-03 12:16:46 PM  

akallen404: Archie Goodwin: PartTimeBuddha: This is science fiction. I don't mean "it's like science fiction". It is science fiction.

[Fark user image 706x873]

You know what the difference between science fiction and science is?

Time and money.

/traveling to the moon was science fiction once.
//still scary though.

Well, no, the difference science is meant to solve a problem and science fiction is meant to make a point. Not everything in science fiction can or SHOULD exist in real life, no matter how much time or money you have.

I'll see your moon landing and raise you "space Jesus uses psychic powers to make everyone have sex with each other so the Martians won't blow up the planet."


Minor quibble, but I would say 'meant to solve a problem' is Engineering and Technology, whereas 'Science' is meant to ask questions and find answers that are as truthful as possible.
 
2023-02-03 12:20:58 PM  

BolloxReader: So it takes the brain a couple years to start to properly use the body, and that is after birth. We know that the process starts when the fetus starts kicking etc. To suggest the body is simply plug and play is a gross simplification of human development. This is just some animations with absolutely no thinking beyond creating some body horror imagery. And it doesn't even rise to the level of Ito.


Counterpoint: Altered Carbon
 
2023-02-03 12:21:28 PM  

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Don't forget the, what was it, the 95th character to use the name 'Captain Marvel'.

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2023-02-03 2:37:40 PM  
I still think it'd be cool someday for Trek to explore the origin story of the Borg. I picture them starting out as some advanced, but relatively normal humanoid society, with a small group of scientists experimenting with cybernetic enhancements. These scientists group about a dozen or so of themselves into a hive mind as an experiment, and after awhile grow to like the sensation. Eventually they start to hunger for new voices to add to their collective, and start recruiting people to join them either via coercion, deception or force. Then, before the rest of their society becomes fully aware of the danger they pose, they start rampaging across their planet, and eventually start branching out towards other worlds.

The tricky part would be keeping such an origin story distinct from stories like the origin of the Daleks, or the Cybermen story in the 2nd season of new Doctor Who, as just typing that out I could already see some parallels. But Trek has already someone started putting some of the building blocks for such an idea into place with the Voyager episode "Unity," where a group of former Borg end up coercing Chakotay to help them by connecting him to a small hive mind of theirs, and imposing their will on him.
 
2023-02-03 3:23:29 PM  
What the actual fark
 
2023-02-03 3:51:48 PM  
mongbiohazard:
They grow clone babies too, to merge with inorganic technology.

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I was gonna mention that too.  But I'll add that they did this only once that we know of.  Maybe they didn't like the baby and then said "F it, we'll start assimilating everyone"
 
2023-02-03 4:07:14 PM  
"Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us."

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2023-02-03 4:08:47 PM  
Also, just found this:

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2023-02-03 11:44:22 PM  
The Borg doesn't want you, unless you're a Japanese woman between the ages of 45 & 57.
 
2023-02-04 3:04:50 AM  
Archie Goodwin:

Sci-fi isn't science.

Jules Verne could have written a million books about going to the moon, but even stacked up they wouldn't have reached it.

Conversely, rocketry being aimed at the moon was probably happening since the first rocket was invented. Just took a few centuries to make one people could ride on.
 
2023-02-04 3:24:56 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Archie Goodwin:


Sci-fi isn't science.


True. (In hindsight I should have said reality instead of science. But, like, whatever...)

Jules Verne could have written a million books about going to the moon, but even stacked up they wouldn't have reached it.

Yeah and that is what I said. Science Fiction plus time plus money equals science/reality.

It wasn't reality and now it is. Just the same as a lot of other things that started out as science fiction.
 
2023-02-04 9:26:44 AM  

Archie Goodwin: leeksfromchichis: Archie Goodwin:


Sci-fi isn't science.

True. (In hindsight I should have said reality instead of science. But, like, whatever...)

Jules Verne could have written a million books about going to the moon, but even stacked up they wouldn't have reached it.

Yeah and that is what I said. Science Fiction plus time plus money equals science/reality.

It wasn't reality and now it is. Just the same as a lot of other things that started out as science fiction.


Rocketry didn't start out as science fiction, and Jules Verne didn't even write about them. Despite what a lot of people (mostly trekkies) claim, most new inventions aren't inspired by scifi, they're inspired by improvements on old inventions.

Sci-fi is inspired by new science, not the other way around.
 
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