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(The Hockey Writers)   The NHL All Star Game, where every team's best and the sport is promoted. Except for you, expansion Seattle Kraken   (thehockeywriters.com) divider line
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480 clicks; posted to Sports » on 02 Feb 2023 at 11:45 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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sno man [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:49:02 PM  
Been busy with work.. Is Bo still in as a Pacific now that he's an Islander? He and the family were at Disney World for the last few days leading up to the ASW
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]
2023-02-02 11:59:39 PM  
I guess the NHL ASG isn't all it's Kracked up to be.
 
mariner314
2023-02-03 1:10:56 AM  
Good, let us heal up.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 2:02:00 AM  
It's because the NHL and Bacardi made some backroom deal
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2023-02-03 7:21:40 AM  

sno man: Been busy with work.. Is Bo still in as a Pacific now that he's an Islander? He and the family were at Disney World for the last few days leading up to the ASW


He will play for the Pacific in the game, but oddly enough his name isn't on the Skills Competition list https://media.nhl.com/public/news/16715
I would guess that they will put Isles shoulder patches on his Pacific jersey for the games.

I'd assume that he'd have an Isles jersey if he was in the skills, although it would have been cool to have him compete in the events wearing a Canucks jersey and then auction the jersey for charity - that would probably net a lot.
 
alechemist [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:25:36 AM  
Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:49:41 AM  

alechemist: Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?


They were afraid a Detroit fan would throw them on the ice.
 
WhiskeySticks
2023-02-03 9:48:18 AM  
Just put in John Scott.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 11:59:28 AM  

alechemist: Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?


Holy shiat Buoy is lame.

/Kraken fan.
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]
2023-02-03 12:13:29 PM  

The_Sponge: alechemist: Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?

Holy shiat Buoy is lame.

/Kraken fan.


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The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 12:40:26 PM  

virulent_loser: The_Sponge: alechemist: Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?

Holy shiat Buoy is lame.

/Kraken fan.

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LOL!  Well played.
 
El Mariaski
2023-02-03 2:31:48 PM  

virulent_loser: The_Sponge: alechemist: Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?

Holy shiat Buoy is lame.

/Kraken fan.

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Holy shiat, you weren't kidding. I mean, I get why Seattle went with a troll, but a tentacle monster would've been so much cooler. What a wasted opportunity.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 2:34:32 PM  
For those of you who don't know, each team gets to send a player to the All-Star Game, no matter how bad the team is, no matter how bad the player is.
 
WhiskeySticks
2023-02-03 3:51:01 PM  

virulent_loser: The_Sponge: alechemist: Wait they didn't send the mascot to the game?

Holy shiat Buoy is lame.

/Kraken fan.

[Fark user image 425x250]


Looks like some poor man's discount disney leftover costume
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 4:18:34 PM  

El Mariaski: Holy shiat, you weren't kidding. I mean, I get why Seattle went with a troll, but a tentacle monster would've been so much cooler. What a wasted opportunity.


WhiskeySticks: Looks like some poor man's discount disney leftover costume


Seriously....I want to know who is the idiot in their marketing department who came up with that awful idea.

The last time I took a marketing class was back in '99, and I guarantee I could have come up with something better.
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2023-02-04 2:01:32 AM  

The_Sponge: El Mariaski: Holy shiat, you weren't kidding. I mean, I get why Seattle went with a troll, but a tentacle monster would've been so much cooler. What a wasted opportunity.

WhiskeySticks: Looks like some poor man's discount disney leftover costume

Seriously....I want to know who is the idiot in their marketing department who came up with that awful idea.

The last time I took a marketing class was back in '99, and I guarantee I could have come up with something better.


To quote my brother, "You could sneeze and make a better one."
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-02-04 6:22:34 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: The_Sponge: El Mariaski: Holy shiat, you weren't kidding. I mean, I get why Seattle went with a troll, but a tentacle monster would've been so much cooler. What a wasted opportunity.

WhiskeySticks: Looks like some poor man's discount disney leftover costume

Seriously....I want to know who is the idiot in their marketing department who came up with that awful idea.

The last time I took a marketing class was back in '99, and I guarantee I could have come up with something better.

To quote my brother, "You could sneeze and make a better one."


Exactly.
 
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