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2023-02-02 9:02:53 PM  
RIP dudes. That's no way to go.
 
2023-02-02 11:16:00 PM  
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2023-02-02 11:16:09 PM  
Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?
 
2023-02-02 11:16:27 PM  
Read about this at another site.
It didn't mention them being shot though.
Said the place was full of squatters.
I figured they got a bad batch full of fentanyl.
 
2023-02-02 11:17:21 PM  
Visitors to Detroit got shot?  That's what I expect each time I visit.
 
2023-02-02 11:23:51 PM  

TheGogmagog: Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?


Phone company didn't release the records for 7 days. Not sure that it mattered too much except that any associated evidence might be fresher.
 
2023-02-02 11:29:10 PM  
Are we going to get posthumous tracks, a la Tupac?
 
2023-02-02 11:29:52 PM  
So the rap industry is at war again?  I thought that lunacy ended when the East/West conflicts concluded.
 
2023-02-02 11:31:55 PM  

TheGogmagog: Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?


All the phones I owned lasted that long... providing they weren't being used.
 
2023-02-03 12:39:02 AM  
Topic is sad but for once we got to read an example of solid journalism.
 
2023-02-03 12:39:16 AM  
As suspected. Not a happy ending.
 
2023-02-03 12:39:58 AM  

TheGogmagog: Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?


It's amazing how long your battery will last when you're not posting on Fark all day long.
 
2023-02-03 12:46:57 AM  
Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.
 
2023-02-03 1:04:38 AM  

TheGogmagog: Visitors to Detroit got shot?  That's what I expect each time I visit.


Hyuk hyuk hyuk I'm making an ignorant joke at the expense of people I don't know & a place I don't go, aren't I a clever boy that everyone should pay attention to.
 
2023-02-03 1:55:58 AM  

Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.


Meh, they did their time.
 
2023-02-03 2:14:45 AM  

Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.


I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.
 
2023-02-03 2:26:12 AM  

Jeff5: Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.

I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.


Maybe it's just me, but if 3 guys failed to carjack/rob me and I took out all 3, I'm not going to bury them under equipment in the basement of an abandoned building where a bunch of people are squatting. I'd call the news and brag.

To me, it looks like they were set up and executed. They probably looked for an open mic set, met some women who thought they were rich rappers and set them up for a robbery from some real killers.
 
2023-02-03 2:41:53 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Jeff5: Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.

I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.

Maybe it's just me, but if 3 guys failed to carjack/rob me and I took out all 3, I'm not going to bury them under equipment in the basement of an abandoned building where a bunch of people are squatting. I'd call the news and brag.

To me, it looks like they were set up and executed. They probably looked for an open mic set, met some women who thought they were rich rappers and set them up for a robbery from some real killers.


If you're a criminal too, you're not calling the news to come cover your heroics.

Read the end of the article. They were already accomplished armed robbers and car jackers. They farked with the wrong one and found out. Then got tossed in a trap house.
 
2023-02-03 4:27:09 AM  

TheGogmagog: Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?


No. The MAC addresses of the phones were last seen on a nearby cell tower switch.
 
2023-02-03 5:31:45 AM  

scalpod: TheGogmagog: Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?

It's amazing how long your battery will last when you're not posting on Fark all day long.


It goes even longer if you stay away from pornhub.
 
2023-02-03 7:57:43 AM  

OgreMagi: So the rap industry is at war again?  I thought that lunacy ended when the East/West conflicts concluded.


I'm not sure if they are at war, but it's a no ore dangerous career than a lumberjack.
 
2023-02-03 8:18:17 AM  

ThieveryCorp: Wine Sipping Elitist: Jeff5: Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.

I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.

Maybe it's just me, but if 3 guys failed to carjack/rob me and I took out all 3, I'm not going to bury them under equipment in the basement of an abandoned building where a bunch of people are squatting. I'd call the news and brag.

To me, it looks like they were set up and executed. They probably looked for an open mic set, met some women who thought they were rich rappers and set them up for a robbery from some real killers.

If you're a criminal too, you're not calling the news to come cover your heroics.

Read the end of the article. They were already accomplished armed robbers and car jackers. They farked with the wrong one and found out. Then got tossed in a trap house.


Not really, since they all meet in jail
 
2023-02-03 9:17:44 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: scalpod: TheGogmagog: Their phones still had a charge 10 days later?

It's amazing how long your battery will last when you're not posting on Fark all day long.

It goes even longer if you stay away from pornhub.


I'll take your word for it
 
2023-02-03 10:18:12 AM  
My WAG on this is they farked around at some point with somebody and the find out just happened.
 
2023-02-03 10:20:21 AM  
At one point in the video, one of the men displays his T-shirt with a logo touting the video game "Call of Duty: Vanguard."
"I'm playing real life," Kelly admonished the man. "You still playing shoot 'em up, bang-bang?"
The other man replied: "Real life, though. We're gonna touch the shoot 'em up bang-bang money, too."

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2023-02-03 11:02:57 AM  

ReaverZ: ThieveryCorp: Wine Sipping Elitist: Jeff5: Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.

I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.

Maybe it's just me, but if 3 guys failed to carjack/rob me and I took out all 3, I'm not going to bury them under equipment in the basement of an abandoned building where a bunch of people are squatting. I'd call the news and brag.

To me, it looks like they were set up and executed. They probably looked for an open mic set, met some women who thought they were rich rappers and set them up for a robbery from some real killers.

If you're a criminal too, you're not calling the news to come cover your heroics.

Read the end of the article. They were already accomplished armed robbers and car jackers. They farked with the wrong one and found out. Then got tossed in a trap house.

Not really, since they all meet in jail


If they met in jail it's because they accomplished the feats and were subsequently jailed due to enough evidence of the accomplishment.
 
2023-02-03 11:29:13 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Jeff5: Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.

I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.

Maybe it's just me, but if 3 guys failed to carjack/rob me and I took out all 3, I'm not going to bury them under equipment in the basement of an abandoned building where a bunch of people are squatting. I'd call the news and brag.

To me, it looks like they were set up and executed. They probably looked for an open mic set, met some women who thought they were rich rappers and set them up for a robbery from some real killers.


I'd guess more likely, they probably encountered some people one or more of them had crossed in the past.

I feel bad for their mamas.  These guys did some bad shiat in the past, and I don't know if they were tryin to get their lives together for real, or if they were in the thick of it.  But I feel really bad for their mamas.
 
2023-02-03 1:04:01 PM  

TheGogmagog: Visitors to Detroit got shot?  That's what I expect each time I visit.


Nah. They fell down an elevator shaft and landed on some bullets.
 
2023-02-03 9:06:03 PM  

ThieveryCorp: ReaverZ: ThieveryCorp: Wine Sipping Elitist: Jeff5: Spartapuss: Jeff5: Two armed robbers and a carjacker, looks like they chose their target poorly.

Meh, they did their time.

I'm totally agin' cops killing ex-cons for being ex-cons, make no mistake, but this ain't that. This looks like they tried to take down the wrong score.

Maybe it's just me, but if 3 guys failed to carjack/rob me and I took out all 3, I'm not going to bury them under equipment in the basement of an abandoned building where a bunch of people are squatting. I'd call the news and brag.

To me, it looks like they were set up and executed. They probably looked for an open mic set, met some women who thought they were rich rappers and set them up for a robbery from some real killers.

If you're a criminal too, you're not calling the news to come cover your heroics.

Read the end of the article. They were already accomplished armed robbers and car jackers. They farked with the wrong one and found out. Then got tossed in a trap house.

Not really, since they all meet in jail

If they met in jail it's because they accomplished the feats and were subsequently jailed due to enough evidence of the accomplishment.


not very accomplished if you ask me, seems like they are pretty bad at it
 
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