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NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:40:18 PM  
Is subby just hearing about this movie now?  We've already had the trailer here and several threads.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:21:35 PM  
Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfarking cocaine on these motherfarking bears!
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:57:38 PM  
I doubt I'd bother seeing cocaine bear in a theater but it looks like it will be worth a streaming session at some point in the not too distant future.
 
Flappyhead
2023-02-03 12:23:38 AM  
I'll see this in theaters.
 
Qellaqan
2023-02-03 12:27:10 AM  
Seems like a waste of Keri Russell and Elizabeth banks. But I'm intrigued.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-03 12:29:59 AM  

NeoCortex42: We've already had the trailer here and several threads.


But have we become exceedingly efficient at it yet or not
 
drewogatory
2023-02-03 12:30:35 AM  
95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-03 12:32:22 AM  

drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.


yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look
 
scalpod
2023-02-03 12:42:08 AM  
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Al Tsheimers
2023-02-03 12:45:00 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look


Apocalypse Now and The Godfather felt like exceptions.
 
TheManofPA
2023-02-03 12:48:59 AM  
Part of me wants this movie to be good/fun and be worthwhile. Yet, I keep wondering if this is going to end up becoming the winter version of Morbius. I mean, I went and saw Snakes on a Plane for fun, but after all the hype, no one else went out. Mainly because it's the internet and I know none of you are actually real.
 
Blathering Idjut
2023-02-03 12:58:43 AM  
Is this Ray Liotta's last flick?
 
mariner314
2023-02-03 1:02:24 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Is this Ray Liotta's last flick?


But for him, it was a Tuesday.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-03 1:10:27 AM  

Al Tsheimers: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

Apocalypse Now and The Godfather felt like exceptions.


They weren't though.  They were just an extension of an already decades-old tradition of lengthy epics.  Lawrence of Arabia was almost 4 farking hours.  If you want to bring it to the 70s there are plenty more examples, but for just one,... Close Encounters of the Third Kind was... drumroll please.... ... ... ... 140 minutes long (138 technically).

Point being: things aren't that different from today than they were then and there is nothing wrong with either long or short format films.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-03 1:11:22 AM  
Al Tsheimers:


P.S.

Jaws was 130 mins
 
Wendigogo [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 1:28:39 AM  
Subby:

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Thoreny
2023-02-03 1:29:47 AM  
Half of the cast of The Americans is in this film.
 
nhdjoseywales
2023-02-03 1:52:43 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look


well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-03 1:56:45 AM  

nhdjoseywales: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?


Nope, the original guy was commenting on the state of the length of your average movie today.  And it's a dumb-ish comment.  This has nothing to do with comparing the Godfather to a B-movie.  In fact I already said there is nothing wrong with either type of movie either in that era or this one.
 
Moose out front
2023-02-03 2:05:16 AM  
I thought we hit peak B-Movie-Is-Actually-A-Movie when "Hobo With A Shotgun" was released?
 
AppleOptionEsc
2023-02-03 2:06:30 AM  

NeoCortex42: Is subby just hearing about this movie now?  We've already had the trailer here and several threads.


It's Snakes on a Plane for a new generation. That anyone bothers to talk about it is only feasible if you meme it up.
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-02-03 2:18:52 AM  
The trailer's fun but the whole movie has no hope of delivering.

If we're turning old memes into films, I'm more confident that you could make Ceiling Cat Is Watchingworth watching for 90-odd minutes.

Let's see...Ceiling Cat (he is never named onscreen) is just an ordinary cat who somehow got into the ventilation system of an apartment complex somewhere in an Anglophone advanced economy. We see the slices of the life of humans, and their vicious or just plain odd behaviour that Ceiling sees from his perspective (not just "killing kittens," which he watches only very briefly, if at all).
 
fisker
2023-02-03 2:19:13 AM  
IMDB has farked up their website so badly
 
DoctorCal
2023-02-03 3:01:45 AM  
Margo Martindale
 
mybluemake [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 3:10:54 AM  

fisker: IMDB has farked up their website so badly


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BullBearMS
2023-02-03 3:13:07 AM  
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CarnySaur [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 4:19:30 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: nhdjoseywales: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?

Nope, the original guy was commenting on the state of the length of your average movie today.  And it's a dumb-ish comment.  This has nothing to do with comparing the Godfather to a B-movie.  In fact I already said there is nothing wrong with either type of movie either in that era or this one.


I wouldn't mind longer movies as much if they had intermissions like some of older epics.  I know it's a financial decision, but let my people pee.
 
scalpod
2023-02-03 4:23:35 AM  

CarnySaur: The All-Powerful Atheismo: nhdjoseywales: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?

Nope, the original guy was commenting on the state of the length of your average movie today.  And it's a dumb-ish comment.  This has nothing to do with comparing the Godfather to a B-movie.  In fact I already said there is nothing wrong with either type of movie either in that era or this one.

I wouldn't mind longer movies as much if they had intermissions like some of older epics.  I know it's a financial decision, but let my people pee.


I remember going to the cinema in England in the early 80s and there not only being intermissions, but ladies would walk the aisles selling ice creams during them.
 
stoli n coke
2023-02-03 5:25:06 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Al Tsheimers: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

Apocalypse Now and The Godfather felt like exceptions.

They weren't though.  They were just an extension of an already decades-old tradition of lengthy epics.  Lawrence of Arabia was almost 4 farking hours.  If you want to bring it to the 70s there are plenty more examples, but for just one,... Close Encounters of the Third Kind was... drumroll please.... ... ... ... 140 minutes long (138 technically).

Point being: things aren't that different from today than they were then and there is nothing wrong with either long or short format films.


And the exploitation films aimed for 90 minutes because drive-ins and grindhouses were big on doing double features.

Audiences in the 70s weren't ADD addled and didn't mind with spending 3 hours in a theater. In fact, they wanted their money's worth.
 
stoli n coke
2023-02-03 5:29:50 AM  

MikeyFuccon: The trailer's fun but the whole movie has no hope of delivering.

If we're turning old memes into films, I'm more confident that you could make Ceiling Cat Is Watchingworth watching for 90-odd minutes.

Let's see...Ceiling Cat (he is never named onscreen) is just an ordinary cat who somehow got into the ventilation system of an apartment complex somewhere in an Anglophone advanced economy. We see the slices of the life of humans, and their vicious or just plain odd behaviour that Ceiling sees from his perspective (not just "killing kittens," which he watches only very briefly, if at all).


It's not a meme. It's a horror comedy fabrication on a real life incident that happened in 1985 in Kentucky. A bear really got into a bag of cocaine that was part of a drug trafficker's air drop (the real bear died within a couple of minutes).

Things did exist before Reddit, ya know.
 
Outshined_One [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 5:53:34 AM  

DoctorCal: Margo Martindale


Please, call her by her full name:

Character Actress Margo Martindale
 
hoodiowithtudio
2023-02-03 6:26:36 AM  

scalpod: CarnySaur: The All-Powerful Atheismo: nhdjoseywales: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?

Nope, the original guy was commenting on the state of the length of your average movie today.  And it's a dumb-ish comment.  This has nothing to do with comparing the Godfather to a B-movie.  In fact I already said there is nothing wrong with either type of movie either in that era or this one.

I wouldn't mind longer movies as much if they had intermissions like some of older epics.  I know it's a financial decision, but let my people pee.

I remember going to the cinema in England in the early 80s and there not only being intermissions, but ladies would walk the aisles selling ice creams during them.


I was going to say. I would think that letting people out fir a ten minute intermission would create an opportunity to buy more food.
 
Malik Sardonis
2023-02-03 6:57:10 AM  

MikeyFuccon: The trailer's fun but the whole movie has no hope of delivering.

If we're turning old memes into films, I'm more confident that you could make Ceiling Cat Is Watchingworth watching for 90-odd minutes.

Let's see...Ceiling Cat (he is never named onscreen) is just an ordinary cat who somehow got into the ventilation system of an apartment complex somewhere in an Anglophone advanced economy. We see the slices of the life of humans, and their vicious or just plain odd behaviour that Ceiling sees from his perspective (not just "killing kittens," which he watches only very briefly, if at all).


Maybe I've spent too much time on the internet, but that sounds like a clever framing device for an anthology film, or maybe a remake of Hitchcock's "Rear Window".
 
some_beer_drinker
2023-02-03 7:22:38 AM  

Thoreny: Half of the cast of The Americans is in this film.


i loved that show
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 7:29:54 AM  
It's been done.
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Meh. It's been done.

Actually filmed in North Georgia too, but it was supposed to be Colorado or something.
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-02-03 7:42:23 AM  
This is an ad.
 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:03:01 AM  
When in Lexington, make sure to stop by and see Cocaine Bear at the Kentucky Fun Mall

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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-03 8:16:08 AM  

Rapmaster2000: It's been done.
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Meh. It's been done.



the super scuba bear was a pretty scary (n the wrong way) movie too
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elvindeath
2023-02-03 8:42:13 AM  
In some ways, it's pretty sad that this is Ray Liotta's last credit.  In other ways, it's freaking hilarious.
 
The Brains
2023-02-03 8:55:14 AM  
The REAL cocaine bear was owned by Waylon Jennings at one point
 
Two16
2023-02-03 8:57:24 AM  
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BONUS:

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oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 8:58:40 AM  
So we're basing movies on internet memes now?
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'This shan't do! Children's books are more preferable.'
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-02-03 8:58:51 AM  
So there's a '20s  movie about a cocaine bear, and an '80s movie about a psychedelics bear.   This is kinda mixed up, innit?

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Swiss Colony
2023-02-03 9:04:47 AM  

scalpod: CarnySaur: The All-Powerful Atheismo: nhdjoseywales: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?

Nope, the original guy was commenting on the state of the length of your average movie today.  And it's a dumb-ish comment.  This has nothing to do with comparing the Godfather to a B-movie.  In fact I already said there is nothing wrong with either type of movie either in that era or this one.

I wouldn't mind longer movies as much if they had intermissions like some of older epics.  I know it's a financial decision, but let my people pee.

I remember going to the cinema in England in the early 80s and there not only being intermissions, but ladies would walk the aisles selling ice creams during them.


Yep and we had a short film, usually a cartoon before the feature film. Now we get 15-25 minutes of adverts and trailers.

I always assumed the intermission was so the reels could be swapped. With digital projectors there is no need for an intermission.
 
phed
2023-02-03 9:16:45 AM  
I prefer my bears on poppers rather than cocaine.
 
middleoftheday [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:23:40 AM  

MikeyFuccon: The trailer's fun but the whole movie has no hope of delivering.

If we're turning old memes into films, I'm more confident that you could make Ceiling Cat Is Watchingworth watching for 90-odd minutes.

Let's see...Ceiling Cat (he is never named onscreen) is just an ordinary cat who somehow got into the ventilation system of an apartment complex somewhere in an Anglophone advanced economy. We see the slices of the life of humans, and their vicious or just plain odd behaviour that Ceiling sees from his perspective (not just "killing kittens," which he watches only very briefly, if at all).


I mean.  Sort of agreed because my first thought was omg I should see this in the theatre but quickly realized that would most likely be a disappointment... but.  Were you born on the Internet or something?
 
middleoftheday [OhFark]
2023-02-03 9:28:09 AM  

elvindeath: In some ways, it's pretty sad that this is Ray Liotta's last credit.  In other ways, it's freaking hilarious.


After this movie has been screened by critics and watched by at least 6 other people, it will kick off decades of debate of which was his best movie, Cocaine Bear or Goodfellas.  You saw it here first.
 
stoli n coke
2023-02-03 9:32:49 AM  

Swiss Colony: scalpod: CarnySaur: The All-Powerful Atheismo: nhdjoseywales: The All-Powerful Atheismo: drewogatory: 95 farking minutes. Bravo. In the '70s b-movie directors would drop 83 minutes on you with no shame, but everything now has to be 140+ minutes long.

yeah cuz nobody every made 3 hour movies in the 70s eyeroll sarcastic look

well probably not about anything this stupid, no
the godfather was 3 hours, are you comparing this to that?

Nope, the original guy was commenting on the state of the length of your average movie today.  And it's a dumb-ish comment.  This has nothing to do with comparing the Godfather to a B-movie.  In fact I already said there is nothing wrong with either type of movie either in that era or this one.

I wouldn't mind longer movies as much if they had intermissions like some of older epics.  I know it's a financial decision, but let my people pee.

I remember going to the cinema in England in the early 80s and there not only being intermissions, but ladies would walk the aisles selling ice creams during them.

Yep and we had a short film, usually a cartoon before the feature film. Now we get 15-25 minutes of adverts and trailers.

I always assumed the intermission was so the reels could be swapped. With digital projectors there is no need for an intermission.


Yep. First 3-hour flick I saw in theaters without an intermission was "Titanic," and that was the year movies switched from being on several reels to just being on one reel called a platter.
 
Kris_Romm
2023-02-03 9:41:07 AM  
Amazing... the care and craftsmanship which appears to have been put into this movie.  😂
 
DecemberNitro
2023-02-03 10:12:00 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: This is an ad.


You're an ad.
 
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