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1033 clicks; posted to Food » on 02 Feb 2023 at 9:55 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 6:26:36 PM  
Original Tweet:
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 6:36:29 PM  
Syrup as an ingredient, FFS.
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 6:37:54 PM  
I- I'm disgusted- and- hungry! I want to look away, but I want a serving and a cold beer to just- try it!
And a Joint. I'd need a joint first.
 
Uranus Megahertz [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 6:44:51 PM  
Just approximating the cost of all the McD sandwiches comes to about $115. Tasty or not, damn that's expensive
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 6:47:33 PM  
I was considering having a late lunch but now I doubt I will even want dinner.
 
farkyorefeelings [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 6:47:56 PM  
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dhcmrlchtdj [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 7:03:30 PM  
GET BACK IN THE ROBOT.

HUMANITY IS BETTER THAN THIS.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 7:03:51 PM  
How the f*ck do we have any insulin left?
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 7:18:15 PM  
I like my high-calorie high-fat and extremely unhealthy food choices to be actually be appetizing, thanks.
 
Irving Maimway [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 8:12:27 PM  
This stunt food shiat is just beyond dumb. It's disgusting to just waste $50 worth of food on your dumbass stunt food TikTok.
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:22:02 PM  
Why are people doing this to food?
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:37:44 PM  

question_dj: Why are people doing this to food?


rage clicks
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:43:00 PM  
Cut off the video right before we got to see the projectile vomiting...
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 8:43:08 PM  
WTF is it with all these dumbass videos showing people who can't cook making some disgusting trash-pile thing as if it's an actual recipe?  I simply do not get it.
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:47:11 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is it with all these dumbass videos showing people who can't cook making some disgusting trash-pile thing as if it's an actual recipe?  I simply do not get it.


Ever wonder what someone dumb enough to vote for TFG eats?

At least there's lettuce.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 8:57:35 PM  
Are American housewives going insane in the membrane insuburbia? No, that was the 1950s and 1960s.

They are raising the casserolle roof to arbitrary exponents nowadays.

Junk food lasagna. At least they don't commit sacrilage againt real maple syrup. It's that Chinese HFCO stuff.
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:05:05 PM  

brantgoose: Are American housewives going insane in the membrane insuburbia? No, that was the 1950s and 1960s.

They are raising the casserolle roof to arbitrary exponents nowadays.

Junk food lasagna. At least they don't commit sacrilage againt real maple syrup. It's that Chinese HFCO stuff.


They probably can't afford the stuff. One good bottle can cost the same as all those big macs.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:07:48 PM  
They forgot the layer of potato chips.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:11:07 PM  
Somewhere in Ethiopia, a child logs on to the internet for the first time, Googles, "food" just to dream.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:21:39 PM  
What the hell is going on here? How can I know without a 10 minute monologue upfront? Is the cheese artisanal, made from the milk of grass fed Tibetan yaks or what? I need to know how my food is made and why.

/my wine is pretty good though
 
skyotter
2023-02-02 10:16:50 PM  
Some watch for the outrage, some watch for the boobs.
 
Saturn5
2023-02-02 10:17:36 PM  
Nasty AF.
And that's all I got to say about that.
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 10:36:31 PM  

Saturn5: Nasty AF.
And that's all I got to say about that.


The food or the people?

/just kidding
//I know it's both
 
BrianGriffin [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 10:46:22 PM  
90% of you farks would at least taste a slice on a farin' dare.
 
TwowheelinTim [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 10:50:20 PM  

question_dj: Why are people doing this to food?


Food? Is that what you call this? I have another term I would use, but I'll keep that to myself.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 10:54:42 PM  
i have a lot of questions, but why does it have syrup in it? syrup and......pasta sauce?

that was a hell of an expensive waste of food too. i hate these people.

which is what they wanted. so they win the tiktoks.


but WHY syrup?
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2023-02-02 10:58:45 PM  
That much syrup involved? This has the back bacony stench of Canada written all over it.
 
NINEv2
2023-02-02 11:03:25 PM  
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Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2023-02-02 11:14:11 PM  
This is a thing now, being as wasteful with food as possible for social media clout.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 11:23:04 PM  
now i'm pondering if they could have made the same idea BUT less REVOLTING?

maybe layer big macs sans lettuce, cheez whiz, nuggets, spicy ranch, shredded cheese? still sounds horrific, but no SYRUP and tomato something sauce.......

how stoned would you need to be to eat my imagining or their abomination? 🤔
 
Bonzo_1116
2023-02-02 11:34:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They forgot the layer of potato chips.


And where are the mini-marshmallows for the top?  Those are critical for proper browning at the surface.
 
Yeast No 7
2023-02-02 11:35:37 PM  
mmm...tastes like white privilege.  yum.
 
hlehmann
2023-02-02 11:37:19 PM  
I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 11:37:49 PM  
That...that ain't right. And I'm currently living where the Garbage Plate was supposed to have been invented.
 
NINEv2
2023-02-02 11:47:45 PM  

hlehmann: I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.


You've had food fights in your home?
 
hlehmann
2023-02-03 12:22:33 AM  

NINEv2: hlehmann: I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.

You've had food fights in your home?


You never had young kids that would decide to start throwing peas at each other?  Yeah, I nip that crap in the bud toot sweet.
 
baxterdog
2023-02-03 12:40:37 AM  

hlehmann: NINEv2: hlehmann: I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.

You've had food fights in your home?

You never had young kids that would decide to start throwing peas at each other?  Yeah, I nip that crap in the bud toot sweet.


We used to attempt tossing peas into our siblings shirt pockets without them noticing. Some days turned out awesome because someone was wearing an older shirt so the pocket was more open than usual.

Eventually they could feel that they had been gifted with a pretty pocket of peas and get pissed! The puerile laughs we had were pleasing.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 12:41:04 AM  

NINEv2: hlehmann: I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.

You've had food fights in your home?


who hasn't? 😈

i keed, i keed. jajajajajjajaa
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-03 12:43:23 AM  

baxterdog: hlehmann: NINEv2: hlehmann: I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.

You've had food fights in your home?

You never had young kids that would decide to start throwing peas at each other?  Yeah, I nip that crap in the bud toot sweet.

We used to attempt tossing peas into our siblings shirt pockets without them noticing. Some days turned out awesome because someone was wearing an older shirt so the pocket was more open than usual.

Eventually they could feel that they had been gifted with a pretty pocket of peas and get pissed! The puerile laughs we had were pleasing.


that was some damn fine alliteration. i appreciate you!
 
gas giant
2023-02-03 12:54:54 AM  
Mankind isn't worth saving.
 
NINEv2
2023-02-03 1:18:26 AM  

hlehmann: NINEv2: hlehmann: I hate people that treat food as a toy.  I don't care the age, if you have a food fight or pull crap like this in my home, you will never be invited back.

You've had food fights in your home?

You never had young kids that would decide to start throwing peas at each other?  Yeah, I nip that crap in the bud toot sweet.


Ahhh. Duh. No, pops would've crucified us and then electrocuted our corpses. Also no kids here, hence the question. I was all 'wait, who has dinner guests that start a food fight?!?'

/It's late
//long day.
 
mikefinch
2023-02-03 1:27:02 AM  
But what if I don't need to feed 50 people that I don't like.
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-02-03 1:33:52 AM  
Okay, okay---this is obviously not something anybody could or would eat regularly. Man, some people are ornery tonight.

Me I'll try any dish once, and I'd happily take a helping of this at a party (the tray serving 12, minimum), as much to say I did as anything else. I doubt I'd need dessert, though.
 
InfoFreako
2023-02-03 2:05:41 AM  
"So, what's your favorite food?"
"Salt!"
 
Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu
2023-02-03 2:07:20 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Okay, okay---this is obviously not something anybody could or would eat regularly. Man, some people are ornery tonight.

Me I'll try any dish once, and I'd happily take a helping of this at a party (the tray serving 12, minimum), as much to say I did as anything else. I doubt I'd need dessert, though.


If you like chewy bacon, go for it. There's no way the bacon cooked at all.  Hell, the entire middle was probably still room temp because this whole thing was fake as hell.
 
starlost
2023-02-03 3:34:43 AM  
Way too much bread. Skip the maple syrup. Skip the mayo since there is so little you can't taste it so why have it. Both cheeses are the same flavor? wrong. Bacon should have been cooked on the side.
I'd add a layer of sliced lettuce, tomatoes, onions in the middle instead of buns.
 
iodized attic salt
2023-02-03 3:38:59 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is it with all these dumbass videos showing people who can't cook making some disgusting trash-pile thing as if it's an actual recipe?  I simply do not get it.


Trash-pile is right; it's so artless.  Make an effort!

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Ostman
2023-02-03 4:48:24 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF is it with all these dumbass videos showing people who can't cook making some disgusting trash-pile thing as if it's an actual recipe?  I simply do not get it.


It's not new, remember all those images of onion rings or whatever in jello from decades ago?
Same phenomenon, but now people can just broadcast it and you're looking at it.

/At my most charitable I'd say at least someone is being experimental in the kitchen.
 
AppleOptionEsc
2023-02-03 7:51:46 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Okay, okay---this is obviously not something anybody could or would eat regularly. Man, some people are ornery tonight.

Me I'll try any dish once, and I'd happily take a helping of this at a party (the tray serving 12, minimum), as much to say I did as anything else. I doubt I'd need dessert, though.


Anything that visibly uses Kraft Singles as a topper, is going to taste like rubbery buttholes. I'm suprised Maricle Whip and/or olives weren't involved.
 
kindms
2023-02-03 8:21:34 AM  
people are so broken that they do the strangest things for attention
 
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