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(MSN)   George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros   (msn.com) divider line
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1492 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Feb 2023 at 4:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-02 3:32:49 PM  
Crypto, the 'Free Candy van' of finance.
 
2023-02-02 4:01:02 PM  
We're trying to adequately legislate the new stuff from the late 90s/early 00s. We'll get to this in about 40-50 years if we're still here.
 
2023-02-02 4:05:43 PM  
This is an ugly word, this, scam.
 
2023-02-02 4:06:41 PM  
Aren't we now in the realm of having to have sub-lists for the lies about his lies? How many times has this story changed?
 
2023-02-02 4:07:14 PM  
Do citizens even understand campaign finance laws?
 
2023-02-02 4:23:13 PM  
Welp, I guess that settles it then. I mean it's not like there have ever been any shady transactions using cryptocurrency before.
 
2023-02-02 4:23:39 PM  
What a tangled web we weave...
 
2023-02-02 4:26:05 PM  
This is the least surprising thing I've heard about George Santos so far.
 
2023-02-02 4:27:33 PM  
Does that mean Peter Thiel? I bet that means Peter Thiel.
 
2023-02-02 4:28:03 PM  
Look he sucked 37 dicks... in a row.
 
2023-02-02 4:28:50 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Look he sucked 37 dicks... in a row.


Try not to accept any more illicit campaign funds through the parking lot!
 
2023-02-02 4:29:56 PM  
What else would you expect, from the guy that invented BitCoin... ?
 
2023-02-02 4:31:17 PM  
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2023-02-02 4:31:40 PM  

mrshowrules: Do citizens even understand campaign finance laws?


Well yeah we are United in our opinion of it.  We consolidated our mass opinion some years back.  Pay attention!
 
2023-02-02 4:32:09 PM  

mrshowrules: Do citizens even understand campaign finance laws?


Us: Citizens United is going to be a disaster, enabling politicians to be bought and sold much more easily with untraceable dark money.

Them: Pfft! Free speech bro!

Them in 2023: wtf what's with SBF and George Soros donating all this money?
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2023-02-02 4:32:26 PM  

Mrtraveler01: This is the least surprising thing I've heard about George Santos so far.


This.
 
2023-02-02 4:33:22 PM  
I actually believe this one.
 
2023-02-02 4:35:36 PM  

odinsposse: I actually believe this one.


Until he explains what he means by "crypto" though.
 
2023-02-02 4:36:32 PM  
Crypto Dance!!!!

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2023-02-02 4:36:55 PM  
It's interesting how many crypto Bros have died recently.
 
2023-02-02 4:39:04 PM  
The DiSantis/Santos ticket will take off soon.  So long as each one lies differently, the media will tell it as if one of them is telling the truth and there's honest government.
 
2023-02-02 4:39:11 PM  
At this point, I'm pretty sure Russian oligarchs are going to prop up a literal turd with a Swastika sticking out of it, as the republican candidate in one of our elections.

And they're going to dump a lot of money at it, and it will have a non-zero chance of winning, with a little help from our "liberal media".

The fact that Santos is just NOW addressing the source of his cash means he had to come up with something.  This motherfarker is yet another republican Russian asset.
 
2023-02-02 4:40:14 PM  
Is this the same guy that got 18 consecutive holes in one at the last Masters tournament and simultaneously solved P=NP while getting teed up on hole 8?  I hears he powers his home and car with cold fusion.
 
2023-02-02 4:41:09 PM  
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2023-02-02 4:42:08 PM  

Zerochance: At this point, I'm pretty sure Russian oligarchs are going to prop up a literal turd with a Swastika sticking out of it, as the republican candidate in one of our elections.

And they're going to dump a lot of money at it, and it will have a non-zero chance of winning, with a little help from our "liberal media".

The fact that Santos is just NOW addressing the source of his cash means he had to come up with something.  This motherfarker is yet another republican Russian asset.


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2023-02-02 4:45:26 PM  
I've been on the fence, but crypto? Now I'm NEVER voting for the Emmy-nominated Hannah Montana star ever again!
 
2023-02-02 4:46:14 PM  
FTX SBF is BFF w/GADS (George Anthony Devolder Santos). That's how we talked in the 70sWe didn't have a moment to spare!
 
2023-02-02 4:47:28 PM  
This Santos shiat is covering up so much bad stuff
 
2023-02-02 4:47:35 PM  

C18H27NO3: Is this the same guy that got 18 consecutive holes in one at the last Masters tournament and simultaneously solved P=NP while getting teed up on hole 8?  I hears he powers his home and car with cold fusion.


N = 1?
 
2023-02-02 4:49:54 PM  
He's a criminal and they are bribing him to commit more crimes. How hard is this to understand?
 
2023-02-02 4:51:15 PM  
So... Fake money, given to a fake candidate, by fake millionaires, but because it was 2022 and because (gesticulates wildly in all directions), it gave the GQP a real seat in the real House.
 
2023-02-02 4:52:29 PM  
*reads TFH*  So it's not crypto-bros. Okay, that narrows it down.
 
2023-02-02 4:52:36 PM  
Lying liars financing a lying liars so he'll lying lie about they lying lies.
 
2023-02-02 4:53:59 PM  

jimmythrust: FTX SBF is BFF w/GADS (George Anthony Devolder Santos). That's how we talked in the 70s. We didn't have a moment to spare!


Were they having fun at a festival?
 
2023-02-02 4:55:53 PM  
Given that the man is a US politician, achieving meme status for lying is actually super impressive.

Prior to Santos, I'd have just kinda said it was a job requirement, especially on the GOP side.  They've always been big fans of doing shiat like showing Bush in his flight suit to imply he was a military veteran who'd at least been willing to volunteer for potential combat service at some point.

// Bush was, in fact, a member of the Texas Air National Guard, which is a completely legitimate and respectable job to have, obviously.  That his buddy Rove presented it as entirely something else was actually a minor scandal at the time, but even then it was kind of an eye-roll "politicians, man, what's to be done about the politicians" thing than a serious hiat to his reputation.  I picked this example out of the infinity plus one available examples of this kind of shiat just because it's exactly the same thing Santos became a meme over, falsifying his CV.
 
2023-02-02 4:56:05 PM  
No, George; we asked you where your campaign funds came from. We already guessed where your mouth herpes came from.
 
2023-02-02 4:56:21 PM  

mrshowrules: Do citizens even understand campaign finance laws?


are there any?
 
2023-02-02 4:57:31 PM  

jimmythrust: FTX SBF is BFF w/GADS (George Anthony Devolder Santos). That's how we talked in the 70s. We didn't have a moment to spare!


Strong Bad Email-Everybody to the Limit (Come on fhqwhgads)
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2023-02-02 4:59:53 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: mrshowrules: Do citizens even understand campaign finance laws?

are there any?


None that matter.
 
2023-02-02 5:01:48 PM  
WTF?

When are we going to get around to arresting these lying cheating scumbags?

Put his ass in Rikers until he can explain where the fark he got the money and who faked all those donors.
 
2023-02-02 5:04:52 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Look he sucked 37 dicks... in a row.


That line reminds me of this (start at about 1:03) 
Surprise Evidence - Erin Brockovich (9/10) Movie CLIP (2000) HD
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2023-02-02 5:04:56 PM  

Joe USer: Crypto, the 'Free Candy van' of finance.


That is f*cking genius.
 
2023-02-02 5:05:45 PM  

Clarence Brown: Aren't we now in the realm of having to have sub-lists for the lies about his lies? How many times has this story changed?


You mean he lied when he said he would no longer lie? Well, I never...
 
2023-02-02 5:06:09 PM  
Just in time for Santos to begin his next big thing...

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2023-02-02 5:09:44 PM  

jimmythrust: FTX SBF is BFF w/GADS (George Anthony Devolder Santos). That's how we talked in the 70s. We didn't have a moment to spare!


I call foul! If you remembered it you weren't there.
 
2023-02-02 5:13:51 PM  
Is that Ponzi Scheme crypto or Pyramid Scheme crypto?

The Ponzi Schemers are the ones pitching their crypto based guaranteed 16% annual return investment fund.

The Pyramid Schemers are the ones pitching their new and improved proprietary crypto currency to new investors.
 
2023-02-02 5:22:31 PM  
I think we're all losing sight of the fact that Santos killed Thanos, and thus, half of all life in the universe is indebted to him.
 
2023-02-02 5:24:51 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Look he sucked 37 dicks... in a row.


Who only paid you a nickel?

All of them!
 
2023-02-02 5:46:14 PM  

Zerochance: At this point, I'm pretty sure Russian oligarchs are going to prop up a literal turd with a Swastika sticking out of it, as the republican candidate in one of our elections.

And they're going to dump a lot of money at it, and it will have a non-zero chance of winning, with a little help from our "liberal media".

The fact that Santos is just NOW addressing the source of his cash means he had to come up with something.  This motherfarker is yet another republican Russian asset.


It took him this long to go, uhh ummm crypto?
 
2023-02-02 5:47:46 PM  

saturn badger: jimmythrust: FTX SBF is BFF w/GADS (George Anthony Devolder Santos). That's how we talked in the 70s. We didn't have a moment to spare!

I call foul! If you remembered it you weren't there.


How else would I remember that rock was perfected in 1974?
 
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