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(KTVU Bay Area News)   Cowlision takes out Tesla. Cow was in self-driving mode. Tesla investigating because steaks are high   (ktvu.com) divider line
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    More: Scary, loose brown cow, Pleasanton police, Pleasanton Wednesday evening, cow, PLEASANTON, Tesla, calls, injuries  
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Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:45:56 PM  
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Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.
 
ArkPanda [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:48:25 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.


At least it's the actual cow and not a stock photo of a water buffalo.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:50:37 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.


At least it's no longer a self driving cow
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:54:49 PM  
I bet the car is totaled.

*Picture shows cracked windshield, a few dents*

Yeah it's totaled. Teslas are never repaired.
 
JackAssHole
2023-02-02 3:55:19 PM  
Looks like it shiat itself all over the Tesla...
 
KeithLM
2023-02-02 3:55:53 PM  
Did it also shiat on the Tesla? It sure looks like it. Wow, even farm animals are getting sick of Elon.
 
Trocadero
2023-02-02 3:56:23 PM  

maxandgrinch: Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.

At least it's no longer a self driving cow


It's self driving, it doesn't have the handle bars you need to steer.

/get it? Steer?

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toraque [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:56:45 PM  
But Lando Cowlision promised he'd bring the Tesla back without a scratch!

/I'm so sorry.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:58:27 PM  
"lassoed Yellowstone-style"

What the f*ck?

The hell is that even supposed to mean?
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:58:28 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.


The word "cow" is intrinsically funny. Say it with me:

"cow"

See?
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:59:01 PM  

JackAssHole: Looks like it shiat itself all over the Tesla...


Joke's on you. That's my fetish.
 
fat_free [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:00:07 PM  
Cow really had to moooooove it.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:00:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "lassoed Yellowstone-style"

What the f*ck?

The hell is that even supposed to mean?


Overly dramatic with lotsa scenery.
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:01:07 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.


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foo monkey
2023-02-02 4:03:34 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "lassoed Yellowstone-style"

What the f*ck?

The hell is that even supposed to mean?


The cowboy was in his mid-40's and you could see his bare ass.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:03:39 PM  
What an udder catastrophe
 
uncoveror
2023-02-02 4:04:50 PM  
Don't have a cow, man!
 
jso2897
2023-02-02 4:06:38 PM  

KeithLM: Did it also shiat on the Tesla? It sure looks like it. Wow, even farm animals are getting sick of Elon.


As a farm boy, let me share something with you - you don't want to startle or alarm member of the bovine race - especially if you are standing directly behind them at the moment.
The first thing they do when alarmed is "clear the decks" so to speak.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:06:57 PM  
How now, loose brown cow?
 
Claude Ballse
2023-02-02 4:07:35 PM  
You folks in this thread are really milking these cow puns.
 
jso2897
2023-02-02 4:07:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "lassoed Yellowstone-style"

What the f*ck?

The hell is that even supposed to mean?


Expensively, by an untalented Hollywood fascist.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:12:10 PM  
Kids In The Hall Night of the Cow
Youtube ija1SOkWWqU
 
Opiate of the Lasses
2023-02-02 4:13:51 PM  
Udder chaos!
 
tuxq
2023-02-02 4:15:52 PM  
Which one got t-boned?
 
Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:16:37 PM  
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Inaccurate.
 
Devo Cornholiosky
2023-02-02 4:20:05 PM  
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
Youtube FQMbXvn2RNI
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:21:50 PM  
Wayward cow on the moooooove near Bernal and Stanley is lassoed, Yellowstone-style, and taken back home, per @pleasantonpd. Way pasture bedtime. No one hurt, but there was a cow-llision w/this @Tesla Model S - sources say heifer blames musk ox

Leave the puns to the experts. Us.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:22:23 PM  
Sounds like this should only be an issue for cowpokes and Tesla-bros, so why are we the ones being PUNished?
 
mjbok
2023-02-02 4:24:32 PM  

toraque: But Lando Cowlision promised he'd bring the Tesla back without a scratch!

/I'm so sorry.


Fastest cow in the fleet.

jso2897: Expensively, by an untalented Hollywood fascist.


Are you honestly saying Costner is untalented?  You could say he's a POS, but untalented?
 
seanpg71
2023-02-02 4:27:38 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.


Of course that's hilarious.

Unfortunately its also not an especially good description of the image for the people who those are actually there for...
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-02-02 4:35:43 PM  
Looks like the cow left its impression of Elon on the hood.

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Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:41:39 PM  

ZMugg: Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.

The word "cow" is intrinsically funny. Say it with me:

"cow"

See?


I think goat is just as funny.
Say "goat", see?
 
jso2897
2023-02-02 4:41:58 PM  

mjbok: toraque: But Lando Cowlision promised he'd bring the Tesla back without a scratch!

/I'm so sorry.

Fastest cow in the fleet.

jso2897: Expensively, by an untalented Hollywood fascist.

Are you honestly saying Costner is untalented?  You could say he's a POS, but untalented?


Yes.
I'm hardly alone, either. You may not agree, and it's subjective, but it is a widely held opinion.
I don't troll. At least in the sense that I do not say things I don't really think in order to rile people.
 
Lochaber_Axe
2023-02-02 4:42:18 PM  
Yay a completely unnecessary story that just happens to involve a Tesla. Where were all the reporters when the Toyota Tercel I was in crashed into a cow on the way back from Bodega Bay? We flippin killed that cow and had to get the volunteer fire dept out there in the middle of the night! That's a story!
 
jso2897
2023-02-02 4:43:33 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ZMugg: Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image 425x285]

Caption: "Cow."

I laughed way too hard at this.

The word "cow" is intrinsically funny. Say it with me:

"cow"

See?

I think goat is just as funny.
Say "goat", see?


It was funny until he kissed up to Trump and Giselle left him and he decided to play one season too many.
 
tom baker's scarf
2023-02-02 4:51:54 PM  
when was a kid the neighbor's kid hit the other neighbor's full grown Clydesdale.with a Ferrero.  the horse came through it better than either the kid or the car.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:52:53 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Looks like the cow left its impression of Elon on the hood.

[Fark user image 650x487]


What a shiatty way for that poor cow to die.
 
ok boomin
2023-02-02 4:53:54 PM  
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pastramithemosterotic
2023-02-02 4:55:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "lassoed Yellowstone-style"

What the f*ck?

The hell is that even supposed to mean?


Some first-year journalist is trying to be clever by quoting referencing Yellowstone as if it's the first ever popular western show
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:56:30 PM  

tom baker's scarf: when was a kid the neighbor's kid hit the other neighbor's full grown Clydesdale.with a Ferrero.  the horse came through it better than either the kid or the car.


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Well yeah, that wouldn't do much to a full-sized horse.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:57:46 PM  

Ivo Shandor: tom baker's scarf: when was a kid the neighbor's kid hit the other neighbor's full grown Clydesdale.with a Ferrero.  the horse came through it better than either the kid or the car.

[cdn.shopify.com image 850x667]
Well yeah, that wouldn't do much to a full-sized horse.


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Manfred J. Hattan
2023-02-02 5:09:11 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "lassoed Yellowstone-style"

What the f*ck?

The hell is that even supposed to mean?


He started out coaching chickens.
 
Geotpf
2023-02-02 5:10:29 PM  
Well, the Tesla should have moooooved out of the way.
 
mjbok
2023-02-02 5:13:42 PM  

jso2897: Yes.
I'm hardly alone, either. You may not agree, and it's subjective, but it is a widely held opinion.
I don't troll. At least in the sense that I do not say things I don't really think in order to rile people.


I guess.  I don't see how you could watch Dances with Wolves and say he can't direct.  Or see No Way Out and say he has not talent.  Untouchables.  Bull Durham.  Tin Cup.  Etc.

Different strokes I guess
 
WTFDYW [BareFark]
2023-02-02 5:27:25 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I bet the car is totaled.

*Picture shows cracked windshield, a few dents*

Yeah it's totaled. Teslas are never repaired.


Driverside fender had shiat on it too
 
WTFDYW [BareFark]
2023-02-02 5:31:50 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Looks like the cow left its impression of Elon on the hood.

[Fark user image 650x487]

What a shiatty way for that poor cow to die.


It didn't die. RTFA
 
hammettman
2023-02-02 5:36:04 PM  

JackAssHole: Looks like it shiat itself all over the Tesla...


I don't think it was shiatting itself, more like making a political statement.
 
TheOtherDub
2023-02-02 5:43:21 PM  

Jake Havechek: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/ija1SOkWWqU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

Reminded me of


Father Ted - King of the Sheep
Youtube 4MhLS2q24RQ
 
TheOtherDub
2023-02-02 5:44:30 PM  
Father Ted: Cows
Youtube ugGsgwJL8b8
 
Combustion [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:46:39 PM  

mjbok: toraque: But Lando Cowlision promised he'd bring the Tesla back without a scratch!

/I'm so sorry.

Fastest cow in the fleet.

jso2897: Expensively, by an untalented Hollywood fascist.

Are you honestly saying Costner is untalented?  You could say he's a POS, but untalented?


I will. He's the worst part of anything he's in. He has no range, no emotion and would be perfect for people who thought John Wayne was a 'great actor.'
 
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