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(Edmonton Journal)   Balzac Billy, a dude in a groundhog costume, didn't see his shadow, probably because his eyes were frozen shut by the -30 C windchill   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line
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daffy
2023-02-02 3:21:33 PM  
That is why I live in Florida.
 
indy_kid
2023-02-02 3:24:45 PM  

daffy: That is why I live in Florida.


Enjoy your DeathSentence.
 
Altman
2023-02-02 3:24:57 PM  
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nytmare
2023-02-02 3:27:46 PM  
Maybe Balzac Billy should stay inside where it's warm.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:31:18 PM  
Early spring in Alberta means May 11th instead of May 21st.
 
Last Man on Earth
2023-02-02 3:31:22 PM  
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RIP
 
bughunter
2023-02-02 3:32:15 PM  

nytmare: Maybe Balzac Billy should stay inside where it's warm.


This week, he's also Blue Balzac Billy.
 
Super Chronic
2023-02-02 3:34:44 PM  
-30 degrees? That'll sure shrink your Balzac.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:35:06 PM  
Waiting to hear the results from Scrotum Sam.
 
Stile4aly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:40:06 PM  
Could be worse...
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bughunter
2023-02-02 3:41:15 PM  

SBinRR: Waiting to hear the results from Scrotum Sam.


Don't forget Yambag Yogi.
 
Last Man on Earth
2023-02-02 3:42:05 PM  

Stile4aly: Could be worse...
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But at least he wasn't scared by his shadow.
 
Stile4aly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 3:43:26 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Stile4aly: Could be worse...
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But at least he wasn't scared by his shadow.


He predicted eternal winter.
 
Lando Lincoln
2023-02-02 3:43:43 PM  

Rev.K: Early spring in Alberta means May 11th instead of May 21st.


That's what I was thinking. It would be pretty goddamn depressing talking about the end of spring on February 2nd in Canada, in my opinion.
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:46:07 PM  
Balzac
Youtube U2ZVUvf6Pa0
 
6nome
2023-02-02 3:49:57 PM  

Super Chronic: -30 degrees? That'll sure shrink your Balzac.


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WrongTrousers
2023-02-02 3:51:36 PM  
Simpsons Balzac
Youtube 2oIw4QPuDI0

/Simpsons did it.
 
WrongTrousers
2023-02-02 3:55:47 PM  

daffy: That is why I live in Florida.


Username checks out?

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Teddy Brosevelt
2023-02-02 3:59:59 PM  

daffy: That is why I live in Florida.


Ooooooo I'll take "Things That Aren't The Flex You Thought They Were" for $400, Ken
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2023-02-02 4:03:29 PM  
Woke up to -35 this morning in Ft. McMurray. If that punk had called for 6 more weeks of winter I can guarantee that whoever was in the suit would have been skinned alive and offered as a sacrifice to the weather gods.
 
db2
2023-02-02 4:04:27 PM  
Balzac Commercial
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TURN IT UP!
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:15:05 PM  
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bedonkadonk [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:15:12 PM  
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Qwurky1
2023-02-02 5:35:04 PM  
Balzac Billy? You mean this little guy?
 
Qwurky1
2023-02-02 5:35:55 PM  

Qwurky1: Balzac Billy? You mean this little guy?


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swaniefrmreddeer [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:52:13 PM  

Qwurky1: Qwurky1: Balzac Billy? You mean this little guy?

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That's Ballsack Billy, Balzac Billy will never be that alpha.
 
NathanAllen
2023-02-02 7:21:44 PM  
They're rats. About the only answer I want from them is where they hid the cheese.
 
daffy
2023-02-02 10:54:51 PM  

indy_kid: daffy: That is why I live in Florida.

Enjoy your DeathSentence.


At least I will not die of hypothermia.
 
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