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(Long Island Press)   Long Island groundhogs Holtsville Hal and Malverne Mel had conflicting takes this morning on when spring will arrive. Second year in a row for these two so pay them no mind   (longislandpress.com) divider line
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440 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2023 at 4:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Lostkacz [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:40:25 PM  
OK, who let the Long Island Press have a logo?  *looks around accusingly*
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 4:40:39 PM  
Groundhog Thunderdome!

It's the only way.
 
Super Chronic
2023-02-02 4:41:22 PM  
In the future, every town will have a groundhog for 15 minutes.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-02-02 4:45:27 PM  
Does one groundhog count more than others? Like I feel that Phil's prediction carries more weight than others
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2023-02-02 4:49:30 PM  
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MusicMakeMyHeadPound [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 4:49:35 PM  
About as confused as anything else that comes out of Lawn Guyland.
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-02-02 4:54:00 PM  
They have groundhogs on long island?
 
Kalyco Jack
2023-02-02 4:57:07 PM  
Maybe they just don't like each other
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:00:16 PM  
About the only thing groundhogs do well is make more groundhogs. They're kinda on the dumb side otherwise. They give hunters something to shoot at, I guess.
 
Lostkacz [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:01:39 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: They have groundhogs on long island?


They do. The eastern part is still very farm and forest land. Deer, wild turkeys, and even coyotes.
 
AmbassadorBooze
2023-02-02 5:02:39 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Groundhog Thunderdome!

It's the only way.


This
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-02-02 5:13:43 PM  
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Feel_the_velvet
2023-02-02 6:24:18 PM  
What about Ron Konkoma?
 
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