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OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 11:51:46 AM  
That's methed up.
 
whidbey
2023-02-02 12:07:06 PM  
Emmetha Adams.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-02 12:07:53 PM  
She was jealous that his hair was better than hers.
 
The Yattering
2023-02-02 12:09:25 PM  

Another Government Employee: She was jealous that his hair was better than hers.


Must get jealous all the time
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2023-02-02 12:12:45 PM  
Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?
 
Creoena [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:16:17 PM  
Are we sure the Devidians aren't involved in some way?  Is Data's head around somewhere?
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-02 12:16:36 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


If Mom knows he's got substance issues? Yep.
 
Hospitaller
2023-02-02 12:16:53 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


Moms can be weird like that.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:17:32 PM  
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TWX
2023-02-02 12:17:52 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


Different generations seem to feature a lot more meatspace ICMP messages, particularly for those who grew up with cell phones being a normal part of the routine.  Most of us on this site probably didn't have cell phones until adulthood, so it was different when calling home was a long-distance call and required coordination of location to make that call from.

I'm surprised that the cops would perform a wellness check that soon, but obviously she was able to convince them to do so.
 
TWX
2023-02-02 12:20:49 PM  
As for the situation here, the only surprising part to me is that the accused murderer had enough of a home of her own to have a fire pit and be undisturbed long enough to engage in this sort of thing.  In my younger days I had some rather questionable girlfriends that she seems similar to, but none of them were well-off enough to have been able to try to dispose of a body in a firepit at home.  Most were apartment dwellers with roommates as they didn't have the income to have more than that at that age.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:24:10 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


On one hand, seriously.

On the other hand....she was right.
 
Fonaibung
2023-02-02 12:24:15 PM  
Was his body found twain two pieces of furniture? Perhaps a table, marked by a jar of relish?
 
Marcos P
2023-02-02 12:25:46 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


Mom knows he's the kind of guy who ends up as a burnt corpse in a bonfire pit
 
TWX
2023-02-02 12:26:36 PM  
Let those of us who haven't risked death for some tail cast the first stone.
 
TWX
2023-02-02 12:27:33 PM  

Marcos P: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

Mom knows he's the kind of guy who ends up as a burnt corpse in a bonfire pit


Doesn't have to go that far.  To put it politely, she may simply know the kind of company he keeps.
 
trappedspirit
2023-02-02 12:29:26 PM  
That's not a man, baby.
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2023-02-02 12:33:33 PM  

TWX: As for the situation here, the only surprising part to me is that the accused murderer had enough of a home of her own to have a fire pit and be undisturbed long enough to engage in this sort of thing.  In my younger days I had some rather questionable girlfriends that she seems similar to, but none of them were well-off enough to have been able to try to dispose of a body in a firepit at home.  Most were apartment dwellers with roommates as they didn't have the income to have more than that at that age.


I don't know.  I grew up around a lot of people like this and she gives off the trailer on the outskirts of town vibe.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:34:15 PM  

TWX: Let those of us who haven't risked death for some tail cast the first stone.


He tried to tame some strange, the strange gave him the flame.

Btw, your "meatspace ICMP" phrase is a classic.
 
DrWhy
2023-02-02 12:37:29 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

On one hand, seriously.

On the other hand....she was right.


Yep.  My thoughts' exactly.  Never discount a mother's intuition.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:37:45 PM  
I wonder if the killer was catfished. The killed doesn't look like a man.

If a guy invited a girl over and the girl turned out to be a guy, things take a turn.
 
TWX
2023-02-02 12:39:27 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: TWX: As for the situation here, the only surprising part to me is that the accused murderer had enough of a home of her own to have a fire pit and be undisturbed long enough to engage in this sort of thing.  In my younger days I had some rather questionable girlfriends that she seems similar to, but none of them were well-off enough to have been able to try to dispose of a body in a firepit at home.  Most were apartment dwellers with roommates as they didn't have the income to have more than that at that age.

I don't know.  I grew up around a lot of people like this and she gives off the trailer on the outskirts of town vibe.


Perhaps.  I hadn't accounted for that.

I guess that the ladies I knew, none within those dysfunctional roommate-households individually were reliable enough to make rent every month, but usually at least one had the extra cash to ensure that rent for the group got paid.  That would end up rotating among them, depending on who had a windfall.

Admittedly I wasn't associating with these particular gals for their strong decision-making skills.
 
mongbiohazard
2023-02-02 12:41:30 PM  

TWX: Marcos P: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

Mom knows he's the kind of guy who ends up as a burnt corpse in a bonfire pit

Doesn't have to go that far.  To put it politely, she may simply know the kind of company he keeps.


Probably overthinking it. Some parents and children actually like each other (weird, I know!), and so she just knows that it's uncharacteristic enough that something could be wrong when her son didn't answer her for 24 hours. It might just be normal that she'd text him and expect an answer back by phone, email, or text within a day and that it was weird for him not to answer at all.

Would've been a couple years before my father wondered what became of me, and my mother mighta been the one to have killed me, so I'm jelly of folks like that - but I also know they exist. My wife and her mom don't talk every day, but if she didn't answer her mom back for 24 hours her mom would figure something funky was up. It just wouldn't be normal for them.
 
Clarence Brown [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:41:44 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: TWX: As for the situation here, the only surprising part to me is that the accused murderer had enough of a home of her own to have a fire pit and be undisturbed long enough to engage in this sort of thing.  In my younger days I had some rather questionable girlfriends that she seems similar to, but none of them were well-off enough to have been able to try to dispose of a body in a firepit at home.  Most were apartment dwellers with roommates as they didn't have the income to have more than that at that age.

I don't know.  I grew up around a lot of people like this and she gives off the trailer on the outskirts of town vibe.


It's a house, in that kind of 90s neighborhood that every city has. I could imagine it's her folks' house.

I lived in that part of Missouri for a while, and still have friends there. Apparently whatever part of the state does not have a major issue with opioids is struggling with meth. Too bad. I liked Missouri.
 
Mithraic_bullshiat
2023-02-02 12:41:46 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
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hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:48:16 PM  
Man, Macaulay Culkin fell hard
 
TWX
2023-02-02 12:48:40 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I wonder if the killer was catfished. The killed doesn't look like a man.

If a guy invited a girl over and the girl turned out to be a guy, things take a turn.


I doubt it.  The shine off of the glasses gives him a kind of anime-character look in that particular photograph.  His adam's apple is visible.
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:49:55 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I wonder if the killer was catfished. The killed doesn't look like a man.

If a guy invited a girl over and the girl turned out to be a guy, things take a turn.


transphobia so casual it can justify a murder. Piss off.

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KC Dutchman [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:52:50 PM  

Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
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Man, Dewey has really fallen on hard times.
 
TheSubjunctive
2023-02-02 12:53:47 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: The killed doesn't look like a man.


Where are people getting this from?  He looks like any of a hundred softie mildly-long-haired 20-year-old dudes I went to college with in the '90s.
 
Manfred J. Hattan
2023-02-02 12:53:57 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


He was autistic.
 
sithon
2023-02-02 12:58:08 PM  
That's  the Mark of a good headline subby. Really cleft me in Twain.
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:58:37 PM  

TheSubjunctive: Wine Sipping Elitist: The killed doesn't look like a man.

Where are people getting this from?  He looks like any of a hundred softie mildly-long-haired 20-year-old dudes I went to college with in the '90s.


They can tell just by looking, don't you know.

Everyone's a secret deep cover trans trying to trick them. Everyone.
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:59:25 PM  

sithon: That's  the Mark of a good headline subby. Really cleft me in Twain.


sounds like you've read his obituary with great Pleasure
 
stuffy
2023-02-02 1:00:26 PM  
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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 1:03:22 PM  

Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
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You're just racist against people with tattoos.
 
trappedspirit
2023-02-02 1:10:39 PM  

TheSubjunctive: Wine Sipping Elitist: The killed doesn't look like a man.

Where are people getting this from?  He looks like any of a hundred softie mildly-long-haired 20-year-old dudes I went to college with in the '90s.


I have zero doubt that you went to college with dudes who wore lipstick and women's style glasses.
 
thesharkman
2023-02-02 1:16:57 PM  

TWX: Let those of us who haven't risked death for some tail cast the first stone.


Yes. In a snow storm.
 
The Brains
2023-02-02 1:19:12 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

He was autistic.


Yeah after reading this it seems like a FB Marketplace robbery gone wrong or something

I don't think this was a romance at all
 
TheSubjunctive
2023-02-02 1:26:21 PM  
trappedspirit:I have zero doubt that you went to college with dudes who wore lipstick and women's style glasses.

Friends like that too, but seriously, wtf are you on about?
 
Serious Post on Serious Thread
2023-02-02 1:34:10 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
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You're just racist against people with tattoos.


Maybe it's the boob acne. Boobacne? Are cleavage needle marks a thing?
 
The Brains
2023-02-02 1:56:43 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Sexy Jesus: Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
[Fark user image image 425x531]

You're just racist against people with tattoos.

Maybe it's the boob acne. Boobacne? Are cleavage needle marks a thing?


I'd have to imagine the answer is yes
 
Marcos P
2023-02-02 2:02:04 PM  

Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
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I like the pig tatoo
 
Marcos P
2023-02-02 2:03:12 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Sexy Jesus: Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
[Fark user image image 425x531]

You're just racist against people with tattoos.

Maybe it's the boob acne. Boobacne? Are cleavage needle marks a thing?


Rackne
 
BigMax [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 2:23:24 PM  

The Brains: Manfred J. Hattan: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

He was autistic.

Yeah after reading this it seems like a FB Marketplace robbery gone wrong or something

I don't think this was a romance at all


My theory is that she killed him after he tricked her into painting that whole damn fence.

/her defense that he was beating her is going to have a tough time in front of a jury - he at least looks like a soft soul.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-02-02 2:25:27 PM  

Marcos P: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Sexy Jesus: Mithraic_bullshiat: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?

I'd wager 20 hours is the longest stretch of time he'd gone without talking to his mother. Without her guiding discernment, this is flower he picked
[Fark user image image 425x531]

You're just racist against people with tattoos.

Maybe it's the boob acne. Boobacne? Are cleavage needle marks a thing?

Rackne


All right, that's the one!  Somebody submit this to Urban Dictionary!
 
west.la.lawyer [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 2:41:46 PM  
Y'all are such predictable malignant asshats.

Some scary hardcore looking woman murdered and mutilated the body of a soft looking college kid and his mom was worried about him.

Terrifying shiat.

Why not speculate he thought he was gonna get into something good and was tragically incorrect.
 
Mithraic_bullshiat
2023-02-02 2:52:18 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: He was autistic.


Ah, there we are. That is too sad.

"He was just a beautiful, sweet and gentle soul that didn't deserve this," Martin said. "He met evil."
According to Martin, Clemons loved a lot of things and a lot of people, but notably, he hated the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" written by Frank Loesser.
"He thought that it depicted a man forcing his desires on a woman wanting to leave," Martin said.

You wonder what went down with the murderess. Probably arguing about the symbolism in Barry Lyndon.He thought it was an allegory about ambition, power, corruption and fate, she thought it was a fine romance. It came to blows, as would be expected.
 
Warlordtrooper
2023-02-02 2:59:57 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I wonder if the killer was catfished. The killed doesn't look like a man.

If a guy invited a girl over and the girl turned out to be a guy, things take a turn.


Looking at the photos I can't tell which one is the woman and which one is the man
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:07:21 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Not to diminish this story one bit but:

"performed a wellness check at a dorm on MU's campus Jan. 10, around 5:30 p.m. A woman asked for police to check on her son, whom she had not spoken to since Jan. 9 around 10:30 p.m"

Mom called the police because she hadn't talked to her adult son in 20 hours?


My mother had a hard time letting go when I went to college. It was pre-cellphone days, so she called every morning and every night for the first few weeks until one of my roommates answered one more and said "HE'S A GROWN-UP! YOU NEED TO LET GO!" After that she let me be, but I know it was hard for her.
 
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