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637 clicks; posted to Food » on 02 Feb 2023 at 11:20 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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olrasputin
2023-02-02 11:27:10 AM  
It's a perfectly fine headline subby, but I submitted a better article with a funnier tagline yesterday...
 
olorin604
2023-02-02 11:31:09 AM  
Have you ever looked at the comments on a recipe, it is nothing but people talking about what they did different to "improve" the recipie.

Like the idea of modifying, or using a recipe as a guideline is their own precious brainchild, and if they do not share their modifications no one else is allowed to deviate.
 
RoyHobbs22
2023-02-02 11:46:09 AM  
They should have paired the grilled shrimp with steamed Israeli cous cous, Piri Piri style. Grits are for hobos.
 
tintar [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:13:00 PM  
I have whatever the opposite is, curiosity about the dish I was served, the better to steal its ideas for my own.

please don't be this guy (unless you already won a contest on the official Moby website)

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/shank em if you got em!
 
olrasputin
2023-02-02 12:19:55 PM  

tintar: I have whatever the opposite is, curiosity about the dish I was served, the better to steal its ideas for my own.

please don't be this guy (unless you already won a contest on the official Moby website)

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/shank em if you got em!


Man that sounds foul. Also he forgot the licorice :)
 
Gough
2023-02-02 12:21:42 PM  
We've had meals with a few people who do that...once.

Such behavior goes over about a well as a turd in a punch bowl.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:24:10 PM  
"Oh, I creamed those grits"
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:29:00 PM  
what is this nonsense?

complisult

remember when it was called "a backhanded compliment"? much better turn of phrase people, use it. your complisult is clever, but a backhanded compliment is like malicious compliance....
 
olrasputin
2023-02-02 12:31:08 PM  

luna1580: what is this nonsense?

complisult

remember when it was called "a backhanded compliment"? much better turn of phrase people, use it. your complisult is clever, but a backhanded compliment is like malicious compliance....


Look man...you can neg the food all you want. It's still not going to have sex with you.
 
tintar [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:31:17 PM  

whither_apophis: "Oh, I creamed those grits"


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olrasputin
2023-02-02 12:32:50 PM  

tintar: whither_apophis: "Oh, I creamed those grits"

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Geotpf
2023-02-02 12:36:46 PM  
Abort, Ignore, Retry, or Fail?
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:38:20 PM  

olrasputin: luna1580: what is this nonsense?

complisult

remember when it was called "a backhanded compliment"? much better turn of phrase people, use it. your complisult is clever, but a backhanded compliment is like malicious compliance....

Look man...you can neg the food all you want. It's still not going to have sex with you.


oh, i know your grits are sexy, but my grits would be life changing -if grits were even worth making! i don't even WANT to screw grits like you make, though they beg for it....
 
abhorrent1
2023-02-02 1:06:58 PM  
So basically every "You're doing [insert thing] Wrong" article on lifehacker?

Taste is subjective but there are proper ways to construct things.
 
tintar [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 1:26:45 PM  

olrasputin: tintar: whither_apophis: "Oh, I creamed those grits"

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stuhayes2010
2023-02-02 1:53:23 PM  
...sumptuous grilled shrimp paired with grits


As someone who loves shrimp paired with grits and is from an area of country where it is a staple, it is SHRIMPNGRITS, not shrimp paired with grits.  Say it as one word: shrimp-n-grits.
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 2:12:29 PM  
I. C. E. could describe lots of comments here in the Fark Food tab.
 
no1curr [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 2:44:30 PM  
Sounds like a surefire way to not be invited back
 
tintar [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 2:51:05 PM  

no1curr: Sounds like a surefire way to not be invited back


seriously ^this.

host: atithi devo bhava.

guest: someone invited you into their home and is feeding your dumbass, so shut it.
 
tintar [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 2:57:57 PM  

Rene ala Carte: I. C. E. could describe lots of comments here in the Fark Food tab.


hm ok, I do need to admit having done it here... more than once! but at least here I can usually count on being corrected and/or smacked, by actual foodtabia gurus.
 
Gentlequiet
2023-02-02 3:55:44 PM  
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Barnhawk72
2023-02-02 4:07:11 PM  

Gough: We've had meals with a few people who do that...once.

Such behavior goes over about a well as a turd in a punch bowl.


I guess a turd in a punch bowl will make some kind of a statement.  I would have used diarrhea myself for real shock value.
 
farkyorefeelings [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:49:31 PM  
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FormlessOne
2023-02-02 11:11:49 PM  
Did this really need a mysterious acronym that wasn't defined for multiple paragraphs?

Farking first use, folks. There's a reason we define an acronym on first use.
 
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