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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 6:30:45 AM  
Original Tweet:
 
Sorelian's Ghost [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 8:44:58 AM  
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

This place has got everything!
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:06:25 AM  
Lot of space in that mall.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:06:52 AM  
Ad 🎶
 
jim32rr [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:39:59 AM  
Is Peat ok?
 
Someone Else's Alt [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:40:51 AM  
Stupid engineers, forgot to install tire cutters at the mail entrances.
 
Mad_Radhu
2023-02-02 9:43:21 AM  
Ford Fiesta Shopping Centre Chase | Top Gear | BBC
Youtube 7e7R3y-qwZ0
 
Sugarmoobs
2023-02-02 9:43:39 AM  
So it appears they may have broken the doors coming in and upon leaving, but otherwise, did no viewable damage. Breaking and entering and fleeing. Actual truthful reporting by the police. How novel.
 
Black_Lazerus
2023-02-02 9:43:59 AM  
I see nothing that says they weren't on a mission.
 
MBFGeek
2023-02-02 9:44:38 AM  
Man, the Penguin's gonna be sooo pissed
 
Mojongo [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:45:18 AM  
They're obviously on a mission from God.
 
Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate
2023-02-02 9:46:16 AM  
I'll be honest, that looked kind of fun.
 
Feel_the_velvet
2023-02-02 9:47:26 AM  
Many films set in Chicago were actually filmed in Toronto.

Including this Blues Brothers remake.
 
KC Dutchman [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:47:58 AM  
Have the police tried looking on SCMODS?
 
EasilyDistracted [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:48:17 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

This place has got everything!

Marcus Aurelius: Lot of space in that mall.


You took all the good movie quotes!

Pier One Imports
Do you have Miss Piggy?
They broke my watch!
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:48:23 AM  

Black_Lazerus: I see nothing that says they weren't on a mission.

it had cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Or that it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
 
tsjonesosu
2023-02-02 9:48:41 AM  
Must be one hell of a short cut.
 
abbarach
2023-02-02 9:49:30 AM  

KC Dutchman: Have the police tried looking on SCMODS?


They did. The plate came back registered at 1060 West Addison.
 
GreenSun
2023-02-02 9:50:08 AM  
I've always fantasized about being trapped in a mall and then being able to eat candy and take whatever I wanted. Well, that was as a kid. Also, many places didn't have security cams yet lol!

Good evening to my usual friends ;)

Jennifer Connelly on a rocking horse 10 HOURS VERSION (Career Opportunities 1991)
Youtube -lyR9bzf7WM
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:50:20 AM  
Did anyone think this was going to be about Illinois Nazis?
 
TheMysteriousStranger
2023-02-02 9:50:26 AM  
So does the driver hate York nazis?
 
jaggspb
2023-02-02 9:50:55 AM  
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though nothing was a stolen
Keep them tires rollin'
Rawhide
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-02 9:51:12 AM  

Sugarmoobs: So it appears they may have broken the doors coming in and upon leaving, but otherwise, did no viewable damage.


And they didn't have to drive a Ford Fiesta to do that either.
 
UberNeuman
2023-02-02 9:51:21 AM  
Did they have a 'Miss Piggy?'
 
Man. Goatman.
2023-02-02 9:51:34 AM  
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/Pictured: York Regional Police
//Gonna catch those suckers
///If it's the last thing they ever do
 
Psychopompous
2023-02-02 9:52:13 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Stupid engineers, forgot to install tire cutters at the mail entrances.


I remember that when The Blues Brothers came out, people suddenly realized how dangerous it would be if someone tried to drive through a mall, so they started installing bollards in front of the entrances. None of the malls I had ever been to in Chicago had them before The Blues Brothers.
 
wildcardjack
2023-02-02 9:52:36 AM  

Mangoose: Did anyone think this was going to be about Illinois Nazis?


Since we turned the reason dial down, yes, yes I did.
 
solokumba [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:54:18 AM  
They didn't use the blinker for the right turn.
USE YOUR BLINKERS
 
jim32rr [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:55:04 AM  
Been there, done that

https://www.fark.com/comments/12738498/Driver-creates-night-time-drive-thru-shopping-mall#new
 
kmgenesis23
2023-02-02 9:55:48 AM  
Lotta room in that mall.
 
abbarach
2023-02-02 9:55:49 AM  

UberNeuman: Did they have a 'Miss Piggy?'


So, funny thing about that; the guy at the beginning that returns Jake's possessions as he's getting out of the joint is Frank Oz, who is also the main Muppet performer for Ms. Piggy.
 
fat_free [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:56:47 AM  

abbarach: KC Dutchman: Have the police tried looking on SCMODS?

They did. The plate came back registered at 1060 West Addison.


1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field!
 
The5thElement
2023-02-02 9:57:07 AM  

elvisaintdead: Black_Lazerus: I see nothing that says they weren't on a mission. it had cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Or that it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.


Does the cigarette lighter work?
 
exqqqme
2023-02-02 9:59:15 AM  
I bet these cops have scmods
 
ElwoodCuse
2023-02-02 9:59:33 AM  
baby clothes
 
Psychopompous
2023-02-02 10:04:32 AM  

GreenSun: I've always fantasized about being trapped in a mall and then being able to eat candy and take whatever I wanted. Well, that was as a kid. Also, many places didn't have security cams yet lol!

Good evening to my usual friends ;)

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/-lyR9bzf7WM]


i.gifer.comView Full Size
 
Im_Gumby
2023-02-02 10:07:46 AM  

abbarach: UberNeuman: Did they have a 'Miss Piggy?'

So, funny thing about that; the guy at the beginning that returns Jake's possessions as he's getting out of the joint is Frank Oz, who is also the main Muppet performer for Ms. Piggy and Yoda.


/FTFY
// One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
 
nytmare
2023-02-02 10:07:59 AM  
So this is York, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, not York, England, or York, Pennsylvania, or any of the other two dozen Yorks around the western hemisphere.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2023-02-02 10:08:51 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Stupid engineers, forgot to install tire cutters at the mail entrances.


This is why we use bollards in the US.
 
mononymous
2023-02-02 10:14:27 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Stupid engineers, forgot to install tire cutters at the mail entrances.


Bollards are a perennial favorite.
 
SloppyFrenchKisser
2023-02-02 10:14:41 AM  
I hate Illinois Nazis.
 
farkitallletitend
2023-02-02 10:14:56 AM  
Those bollards are an eye sore we don't need them.
 
p51d007
2023-02-02 10:15:38 AM  
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mononymous
2023-02-02 10:15:44 AM  

baron von doodle: Someone Else's Alt: Stupid engineers, forgot to install tire cutters at the mail entrances.

This is why we use bollards in the US.


"read the comments before posting"? NEVER!

/tiny fist
 
bughunter
2023-02-02 10:17:13 AM  

EasilyDistracted: Sorelian's Ghost: The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

This place has got everything!
Marcus Aurelius: Lot of space in that mall.

You took all the good movie quotes!


I've always loved you.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 10:18:37 AM  
Who is that woman?
 
callmeox
2023-02-02 10:18:48 AM  
Disco pants and haircuts
 
Jimmy's getting angry
2023-02-02 10:26:09 AM  

nytmare: So this is York, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, not York, England, or York, Pennsylvania, or any of the other two dozen Yorks around the western hemisphere.


No, it's York region, Ontario. The city is Vaughan, a suburb north of Toronto.
 
hermeneutic
2023-02-02 10:26:32 AM  

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Awesome video!  Now we need these poutine-addled Quebecois miscreants to do the same for their next caper: Canadian Forces JTF2 Boogaloo, assault on Lake Ontario beach!
 
Persnickety [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 10:28:04 AM  
After being apprehended by the police, the suspect made this statement:

"I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!"
 
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