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(Politico (Europe))   Now is not the best time to fly to Moscow, buy a cow, name it Doctor Cow, and parade it down Red Square while yelling "animals are not food"   (politico.eu) divider line
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2293 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2023 at 9:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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yahyahyah [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:44:04 AM  
Okay, wow. Read the room.

The fact that they gave her just a small fine tells me either this particular judge understands mental illness, or the regime wants her to return home and inflict herself upon western nations.
 
west.la.lawyer [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:11:33 AM  
Doctor Cow is my Blues Traveler coverband name
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:16:26 AM  
First maybe the first time in history, the lack of a mental health care system works in the US's favor.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-02 9:53:09 AM  
Picture of the activist and his cow.

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emersonbiggins
2023-02-02 9:53:13 AM  

yahyahyah: Okay, wow. Read the room.

The fact that they gave her just a small fine tells me either this particular judge understands mental illness, or the regime wants her to return home and inflict herself upon western nations.


aka she'll be appearing at your local school board meeting by March
 
GreenSun
2023-02-02 9:54:12 AM  
Putin finally did something right. Arrest that meat hater!

普京干得好!
 
palelizard
2023-02-02 9:54:18 AM  
Wow, that's just twelve kinds of dumb.
 
RoboZombie
2023-02-02 9:54:25 AM  
She shared baths with a pet pig. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this woman has a few screws loose.
 
wxboy
2023-02-02 9:54:40 AM  
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LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:54:50 AM  
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TheraTx
2023-02-02 9:55:01 AM  
what's that name again?
 
RoboZombie
2023-02-02 9:55:40 AM  

wxboy: [Fark user image image 640x331]


Including the calf? You must like veal.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:55:55 AM  
Well, duh, if there's moss on your cow it's probably way beyond being food.
 
Kuroshin
2023-02-02 9:56:35 AM  
On the one hand: at least she isn't prisoner-exchange bait.

On the other hand: Y no gulag?!
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-02 9:57:03 AM  

wxboy: [Fark user image 640x331]


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GalFisk [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 9:59:04 AM  
At least she didn't yell "Putin is an idiot!"
She would've gotten in trouble for insulting the president and for divulging top secret information.
 
Kuroshin
2023-02-02 9:59:11 AM  

TheraTx: what's that name again?


Dunkaccino?
DUNKACCINO
Youtube AeLuQQH1OHA
 
farkitallletitend
2023-02-02 10:00:21 AM  
That poor cow.
 
Only You Can See This
2023-02-02 10:00:48 AM  
NSFW language:

Scenes We'd Like To See - Vegetarian option at dinner party
Youtube uh7v7WstX-s
 
iron_city_ap
2023-02-02 10:01:48 AM  
Dr. Cow is so pretty. I want to kiss him/her/they with my teeth.

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Fano
2023-02-02 10:08:19 AM  
We yearn to swim for home but our only home is bone. How sleepless is the egg that which throws the stone foresees the bone the bone, our only home is boned.
 
p51d007
2023-02-02 10:11:23 AM  
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GypsyJoker [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 10:12:04 AM  
They call me Dr. Cow
Good morning, how are you
I'm Dr. Cow
I'm interested in things
 
wxboy
2023-02-02 10:16:14 AM  

RoboZombie: wxboy: [Fark user image image 640x331]

Including the calf? You must like veal.


I missed breakfast, so I'm pretty hungry.
 
nytmare
2023-02-02 10:19:45 AM  

wxboy: RoboZombie: wxboy: [Fark user image image 640x331]

Including the calf? You must like veal.

I missed breakfast, so I'm pretty hungry.


Only chickens and pigs for breakfast. No cows.
 
BitwiseShift
2023-02-02 10:24:31 AM  
The New Jersey-born vegan activist made headlines in 2019 when she was living in London and kept a pet pig in her flat, spoiling it with trips to restaurants and sharing baths with it.

Sad they didn't show her picture in the story.  She's such an attention hound.  I almost went out to buy a pig costume -- free dinner and baths.

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brilett
2023-02-02 10:24:39 AM  
That's just smart prepping. Plenty of long term storage food.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-02-02 10:29:12 AM  
Animals are food. I am all for the ethical and humane treatment of animals that are raised for food, but these people are nuts. We are omnivores. Deal with it.
 
johnphantom
2023-02-02 10:37:41 AM  
Oblig:

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iodized attic salt
2023-02-02 10:40:06 AM  
He may have a PhD, but clearly all he learned at that liberal dump called Bovine University is how to be hippie trash.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 10:40:43 AM  
"Natural Causes"
Youtube Y2Kq-0Xw53Q
 
The Martian Manhandler
2023-02-02 10:50:14 AM  

GypsyJoker: They call me Dr. Cow
Good morning, how are you
I'm Dr. Cow
I'm interested in things


I'm just glad that I didn't have to post this.
 
Tranquil Hegemony [BareFark]
2023-02-02 10:58:02 AM  

TheraTx: what's that name again?


Dr. Cow
that's my name
that name again
is Dr. Cow
 
big pig peaches
2023-02-02 11:04:40 AM  

RoboZombie: She shared baths with a pet pig. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this woman has a few screws loose.


Is she single?
 
wingedkat [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 11:05:02 AM  
Eh, I think she mostly got what she wanted out of it.

She went somewhere she knew she'd likely be arrested and potentially become involved in the tensions between the US and Russia.
She'd probably have been happier if she'd gotten herself arrested, forcing the US to decide whether to negotiate for her release.
 
Boojum2k
2023-02-02 11:08:06 AM  

big pig peaches: RoboZombie: She shared baths with a pet pig. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this woman has a few screws loose.

Is she single?


No, pretty sure she's multiple. . .
 
envirovore [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 11:25:45 AM  
Attention whore's gonna attention whore.
 
Snoopys_Root_Beer_Dealer
2023-02-02 11:26:08 AM  
State Department:  "You can keep her, no one's going to miss her."
 
cwheelie
2023-02-02 11:26:42 AM  
Fine subby, so WHEN is the best time?
 
El_Dan
2023-02-02 11:33:34 AM  
The Russkies missed an opportunity to help mend international relations by sending her to a long prison term in Siberia.
 
EBN-OZN
2023-02-02 11:41:44 AM  
Now is not the best time to fly to Moscow, buy a cow, name it Doctor Cow, and parade it down Red Square while yelling "animals are not food"

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Kattungali
2023-02-02 11:51:25 AM  

EBN-OZN: Now is not the best time to fly to Moscow, buy a cow, name it Doctor Cow, and parade it down Red Square while yelling "animals are not food"


Maybe they're saying you should buy the cow flying?
 
Algebrat [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 11:52:12 AM  
Worse yet, the cow only had a DFA. Dumb farking cow.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:00:05 PM  
What if I name it Moo-Lisa?
 
Catapultem_Habeo
2023-02-02 12:14:31 PM  
That woman is of no prisoner exchange value to the Russians
 
common sense is an oxymoron [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 12:20:56 PM  

wxboy: [Fark user image 640x331]


Dibs on the cow's tri-tips.
 
winedrinkingman
2023-02-02 12:22:58 PM  

Catapultem_Habeo: That woman is of no prisoner exchange value to the Russians


The fact that they are not using her as exchange fodder tells me that she is a Russian asset and that this whole thing is a PR stunt by the Russians to make the west look crazy and dumb.

The Russians PR will probably spin this as the west wanting to legalize marriage to livestock and therefore Ukraine deserves to lose.
 
SurfGirl69
2023-02-02 12:36:02 PM  
Did Megyn Kelly have a melt-down over the cow being called, "doctor"?
 
Armchair_Invective
2023-02-02 1:02:10 PM  
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gilgigamesh
2023-02-02 1:03:04 PM  
Animals are food. We are food. Everything alive is food.

Grow the fark up and deal with it.
 
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