The young couple down the street made a sex tape.

Of course they haven't heard about it yet.

John and Bob were working in the factory and Bob had an accident an cut off his arm. John, having trauma training, quickly stopped the bleeding, grabbed the arm and stuck it in a plastic bag with ice and sent Bob to the hospital. A week later, Bob was back to work with both arms.

A couple weeks later, Bob, being a klutz, got his leg chopped off. John jumped into action and sent him to the hospital with the leg in a plastic bag of ice. A week later, Bob was back at work with both legs.

A year goes by and Bob does it again. This time he loses his head. John, remembering the last two accidents, shoved the head in a plastic bag with ice and sent Bob to the hospital. A week goes by and Bob is a no show. John waits another week and still no Bob. Getting worried about his friend, John goes to the hospital to see if Bob is ok. He asked the head nurse about Bob and she said, "That poor guy! He probably would have made it, but some yahoo stuck is head is a plastic bag and he suffocated!"