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(CNBC)   Meta announces $40 billion stock buyback, which will increase Zuckerbot's net worth by $5.44 billion   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2023-02-01 6:22:27 PM  
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2023-02-01 7:03:09 PM  
And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.
 
2023-02-01 7:48:50 PM  
Yabut that arrogant fark serving me my McDouble wanted basic human decency. Who's the real monster here!?
 
2023-02-01 8:36:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.


*blink*

From whom?

From shareholders who willingly sell their stock back to the company (without ever having to know or care who was on the other side of the trade) at a higher price due to the company willingly creating more demand for the stonk by buying back its shares?

The shareholders who hold the stonk and who also benefit from the demand induced by their own Board of Directors (who are literally elected by the shareholders!) and whose job it is to increase shareholder value?

Extended example:

Company XYZ trades at $10. It has one million shares outstanding. It makes a million bucks after taxes, or a buck a share. Absolutely nothing else changes in the business. They own a money printer that guarantees $1M/year (no more, no less!) out of thin air.

Dividends: XYZ declares a $1/share dividend. Next year, XYZ trades at $10, and the shareholders pay the IRS $0.15 (15% of their $1 dividend.) Every shareholder pays taxes on the money the company gave back to them.

Buyback: XYZ spends that $1M by buying back 100,000 shares at $10. Next year, there are 900,000 shares outstanding, the business is still earning $1M/year. XYZ trades at $11.11 because next year it's going to print $1M but there are only 900,000 shares, or $1.11/share. (Capgains: Shareholders could sell next year at $11.11 and pay taxes on that, or do literally nothing and pay no taxes, at their own discretion. Shareholders having a crappy 2023 might pay zero tax on their gains in XYZ, and shareholders having an awesome 2023 might hold XYZ until 2024, when, after printing $1.11/share, they buy back another 90,000 shares at $11.11, after which there are 810,000 shares remaining and the $1M/year profits are worth $1.23/share, and XYZ trades at $12.34 per share.)

You can argue (and I'd be on your side) that buybacks are economically equivalent to dividends, except that in the case of buybacks, the taxes owed by the individual shareholder can be deferred indefinitely, and that this form of tax arbitrage shouldn't exist in the tax code.

But under the law as written, the taxpayer's not being ripped offl; it's tax avoidance (and/or deferral), but not tax evasion. (Again, if you wanna argue that those laws should be reformed to reduce opportunities for tax arbitrage, I'd probably be on your side.) But right now, if XYZ chooses to return its after-tax profits to its shareholders in the form of buybacks instead of dividends, the individual shareholder of XYZ comes out ahead because they can optimize the timing of their individual buying/selling depending on how badly they need to harvest capital losses.
 
2023-02-01 9:45:04 PM  
Gee, I wonder how many employees would have to be terminated in order to fund a $40B stock buyback....
 
2023-02-01 9:51:10 PM  

Twilight Farkle: NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.

*blink*

From whom?

From shareholders who willingly sell their stock back to the company (without ever having to know or care who was on the other side of the trade) at a higher price due to the company willingly creating more demand for the stonk by buying back its shares?

The shareholders who hold the stonk and who also benefit from the demand induced by their own Board of Directors (who are literally elected by the shareholders!) and whose job it is to increase shareholder value?

Extended example:

Company XYZ trades at $10. It has one million shares outstanding. It makes a million bucks after taxes, or a buck a share. Absolutely nothing else changes in the business. They own a money printer that guarantees $1M/year (no more, no less!) out of thin air.

Dividends: XYZ declares a $1/share dividend. Next year, XYZ trades at $10, and the shareholders pay the IRS $0.15 (15% of their $1 dividend.) Every shareholder pays taxes on the money the company gave back to them.

Buyback: XYZ spends that $1M by buying back 100,000 shares at $10. Next year, there are 900,000 shares outstanding, the business is still earning $1M/year. XYZ trades at $11.11 because next year it's going to print $1M but there are only 900,000 shares, or $1.11/share. (Capgains: Shareholders could sell next year at $11.11 and pay taxes on that, or do literally nothing and pay no taxes, at their own discretion. Shareholders having a crappy 2023 might pay zero tax on their gains in XYZ, and shareholders having an awesome 2023 might hold XYZ until 2024, when, after printing $1.11/share, they buy back another 90,000 shares at $11.11, after which there are 810,000 shares remaining and the $1M/year profits are worth $1.23/share, and XYZ trades at $12.34 per share.)

You can argue (and I'd be on your side) that buybacks are economically equivalent to dividends, except that in the case of buybacks, the taxes owed by the individual shareholder can be deferred indefinitely, and that this form of tax arbitrage shouldn't exist in the tax code.

But under the law as written, the taxpayer's not being ripped offl; it's tax avoidance (and/or deferral), but not tax evasion. (Again, if you wanna argue that those laws should be reformed to reduce opportunities for tax arbitrage, I'd probably be on your side.) But right now, if XYZ chooses to return its after-tax profits to its shareholders in the form of buybacks instead of dividends, the individual shareholder of XYZ comes out ahead because they can optimize the timing of their individual buying/selling depending on how badly they need to harvest capital losses.


Thank you for reminding me how terribly I did in my finance courses.

/eye twitch
 
2023-02-01 10:01:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.


Theft from who?
 
2023-02-01 10:05:40 PM  

Twilight Farkle: NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.
*blink*
From whom?
From shareholders who willingly sell their stock back to the company (without ever having to know or care who was on the other side of the trade) at a higher price due to the company willingly creating more demand for the stonk by buying back its shares?
The shareholders who hold the stonk and who also benefit from the demand induced by their own Board of Directors (who are literally elected by the shareholders!) and whose job it is to increase shareholder value?
Extended example:
Company XYZ trades at $10. It has one million shares outstanding. It makes a million bucks after taxes, or a buck a share. Absolutely nothing else changes in the business. They own a money printer that guarantees $1M/year (no more, no less!) out of thin air.
Dividends: XYZ declares a $1/share dividend. Next year, XYZ trades at $10, and the shareholders pay the IRS $0.15 (15% of their $1 dividend.) Every shareholder pays taxes on the money the company gave back to them.
Buyback: XYZ spends that $1M by buying back 100,000 shares at $10. Next year, there are 900,000 shares outstanding, the business is still earning $1M/year. XYZ trades at $11.11 because next year it's going to print $1M but there are only 900,000 shares, or $1.11/share. (Capgains: Shareholders could sell next year at $11.11 and pay taxes on that, or do literally nothing and pay no taxes, at their own discretion. Shareholders having a crappy 2023 might pay zero tax on their gains in XYZ, and shareholders having an awesome 2023 might hold XYZ until 2024, when, after printing $1.11/share, they buy back another 90,000 shares at $11.11, after which there are 810,000 shares remaining and the $1M/year profits are worth $1.23/share, and XYZ trades at $12.34 per share.)
You can argue (and I'd be on your side) that buybacks are economically equivalent to dividends, except that in the case of buybacks, the taxes owed .


It's all boomer evil, remember?  Money manipulations so that they could get rich, and leave future generations with nothing.  Why are you defending  it?  Why do all the millennials want IRAs too?  Yeah.

I knew there was something fishy about those farking IRAs.  Why should everyone be forced to fund big business, so  they can retire someday?  And then the medical mega-corporations can clean you out before you die.
The only way to win is stop breathing.

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If you want to talk to the guy, his name is Kurt Andersen.  He's much smarter than I am. He went to Harvard.
 
2023-02-01 10:06:40 PM  
It would have been a lot easier to wind down this metaverse debacle if they hadn't gone and changed their name too.
 
2023-02-01 10:14:47 PM  

NateAsbestos: Yabut that arrogant fark serving me my McDouble wanted basic human decency. Who's the real monster here!?


I hope you threatened to call corporate and said his job was GONE, and maybe threw some napkins and other trash around the store, to really emphasize your point. These "people" need to learn their place in OUR society.
 
2023-02-01 10:18:48 PM  

Mantour: From the Article:

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Stock buybacks are very en vogue because we don't tax large scale stock purchases enough.

Make it fiscally harmful to do stock buybacks instead of hiring and employing people.

Any company that is laying off 13% of its workforce and then doing stock buybacks needs to be penalized to the tune of 75% of the value of stock needs to be paid in taxes.
 
2023-02-01 10:50:11 PM  

another one of them: Gee, I wonder how many employees would have to be terminated in order to fund a $40B stock buyback....


That's the department of Human Capital's concern. They fuss with the mundane minutiae of keeping head counts.
 
2023-02-01 10:55:40 PM  
In a non-corrupt country ,they wouldn't allow insider trading and these kinds of stock manipulation.
 
2023-02-01 11:07:00 PM  
I'll just address the room...

"Theft from whom..."

F*cking ALL of us. Theft in the sense that is a gigantic form of tax evasion in the rate of taxes paid by everyone involved. Theft in the sense that the money could be put into the business to make capital improvements, provide bonuses to the workers who generated the revenue and who would purchase goods and services with that money generating economic production with that money.

Instead it's used to increase the wealth of those already wealthy and strangle the amount of money that goes into the Treasury to pay off our insane debt and the workers who get less and less of the company profits.

Theft. It's farking theft and it's destroying a system that worked when it was better regulated.
 
2023-02-01 11:11:29 PM  
 
2023-02-01 11:12:26 PM  

sinner4ever: In a non-corrupt country ,they wouldn't allow insider trading and these kinds of stock manipulation.


Name the non-corrupt country that doesn't allow stock buybacks.
 
2023-02-01 11:56:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.


Stock buybacks should never be banned, because as long as there's a way for a company to issue new stock into the market, there also needs to be a way for them to retire said stock from the market.

Instead, align your fiscal policy to tax buybacks so CEOs don't have an incentive to do buybacks vs simply paying a dividend. Make it so the only reason a company will do a buyback is the right one: it legitimately believes that its own stock is undervalued and cannot (at that time) find a better use for the cash iat generates. And no, "let's keep more people on the payroll than we actually need" isn't a better use for cash.
 
2023-02-02 12:10:38 AM  
Reading Fark's thoughts on Wall Street is always a bit like watching primitive villagers denounce people for doing dark magic such as reading and writing.
 
2023-02-02 12:15:41 AM  
Normally corps use public money to buy back stock. That's the huge issue, and a very grievous one that used to be illegal.

A company using its own profits to buy back or remove stock is another issue. Normally you'd want that company to make wise investments in the future, but wise investments in the future is not what Meta is all about.

Whether they should be taxed is another issue. Are they using money they shouldn't have to make shareholders and executives richer? Yeah. Probably.
 
2023-02-02 12:23:21 AM  

blackminded: Twilight Farkle: NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.

*blink*

From whom?

From shareholders who willingly sell their stock back to the company (without ever having to know or care who was on the other side of the trade) at a higher price due to the company willingly creating more demand for the stonk by buying back its shares?

The shareholders who hold the stonk and who also benefit from the demand induced by their own Board of Directors (who are literally elected by the shareholders!) and whose job it is to increase shareholder value?

Extended example:

Company XYZ trades at $10. It has one million shares outstanding. It makes a million bucks after taxes, or a buck a share. Absolutely nothing else changes in the business. They own a money printer that guarantees $1M/year (no more, no less!) out of thin air.

Dividends: XYZ declares a $1/share dividend. Next year, XYZ trades at $10, and the shareholders pay the IRS $0.15 (15% of their $1 dividend.) Every shareholder pays taxes on the money the company gave back to them.

Buyback: XYZ spends that $1M by buying back 100,000 shares at $10. Next year, there are 900,000 shares outstanding, the business is still earning $1M/year. XYZ trades at $11.11 because next year it's going to print $1M but there are only 900,000 shares, or $1.11/share. (Capgains: Shareholders could sell next year at $11.11 and pay taxes on that, or do literally nothing and pay no taxes, at their own discretion. Shareholders having a crappy 2023 might pay zero tax on their gains in XYZ, and shareholders having an awesome 2023 might hold XYZ until 2024, when, after printing $1.11/share, they buy back another 90,000 shares at $11.11, after which there are 810,000 shares remaining and the $1M/year profits are worth $1.23/share, and XYZ trades at $12.34 per share.)

You can argue (and I'd be on your side) that buybacks are economically equivalent to dividends, except that in the case of buybacks, the taxes owed by the individual shareholder can be deferred indefinitely, and that this form of tax arbitrage shouldn't exist in the tax code.

But under the law as written, the taxpayer's not being ripped offl; it's tax avoidance (and/or deferral), but not tax evasion. (Again, if you wanna argue that those laws should be reformed to reduce opportunities for tax arbitrage, I'd probably be on your side.) But right now, if XYZ chooses to return its after-tax profits to its shareholders in the form of buybacks instead of dividends, the individual shareholder of XYZ comes out ahead because they can optimize the timing of their individual buying/selling depending on how badly they need to harvest capital losses.

Thank you for reminding me how terribly I did in my finance courses.

/eye twitch


Yeah. The reason stock buybacks got shiat on in recent years wasn't because of what they are but how they were done. Particularly companies getting cash that was said to be to keep the alive and maintain employment turning around and doing stock buybacks.
 
2023-02-02 12:30:12 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'll just address the room...

"Theft from whom..."

F*cking ALL of us. Theft in the sense that is a gigantic form of tax evasion in the rate of taxes paid by everyone involved. Theft in the sense that the money could be put into the business to make capital improvements, provide bonuses to the workers who generated the revenue and who would purchase goods and services with that money generating economic production with that money.

Instead it's used to increase the wealth of those already wealthy and strangle the amount of money that goes into the Treasury to pay off our insane debt and the workers who get less and less of the company profits.

Theft. It's farking theft and it's destroying a system that worked when it was better regulated.



Whether it's a good allocation of excess capital is arguable.  There have been cases where buybacks were brilliant and as many, or more, cases where it was a farking disaster.  However, like your money is yours to save or spend the same goes for this company.  This may be stupid, it may be inefficient, it may result in negative externalities, but it's their right to spend their money.  It's not theft, not in the slightest, and ranting about it just makes you look like a lunatic.
 
2023-02-02 1:31:24 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: So why did Meta just 11K employees, despite obviously having enough money to keep them? LA Times article from the other day saying that cyclical firings are part of Tech's way of keeping employees from getting too complacent


And getting rid of older employees.
 
2023-02-02 1:42:07 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Normally corps use public money to buy back stock. That's the huge issue, and a very grievous one that used to be illegal.

A company using its own profits to buy back or remove stock is another issue. Normally you'd want that company to make wise investments in the future, but wise investments in the future is not what Meta is all about.

Whether they should be taxed is another issue. Are they using money they shouldn't have to make shareholders and executives richer? Yeah. Probably.


Meta has reached the point ( along with Alphabet ) where it has so much of the advertising revenue and can now only grow as the economy grows. Meta had 2022 revenues of $116 billion, down 1% from 2021.  Stock buybacks are a tack admission that they can no longer grow revenue.
 
2023-02-02 2:27:12 AM  
Who will benefit the most from this buyback? Mark Zuckerberg. Basically, the company is giving him a huge raise through elevating the valuation of his stock (and, probably, the amount of dividends he receives)z
 
2023-02-02 3:26:55 AM  
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2023-02-02 3:32:17 AM  
I wonder if the US government new 1% tax on stock buybacks is in effect...
 
2023-02-02 3:34:53 AM  

misanthropicsob: Who will benefit the most from this buyback? Mark Zuckerberg. Basically, the company is giving him a huge raise through elevating the valuation of his stock (and, probably, the amount of dividends he receives)z


A company controlled by one man does things that benefit that man? How could this happen?

/FB doesn't pay a divdend, by the way
 
2023-02-02 6:04:47 AM  
FYI, for those claiming this is a form of tax evasion, the Inflation Reduction Act Biden got enacted last year actually includes a brand spankin' new 1% excise tax specifically for stock repurchases, and it began January 1st of this year:

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/19/what-stock-buybacks-are-and-how-a-new-tax-affects-your-portfolio.html

The provision is expected to raise about $74 billion over the next decade, according to recent estimates from the Joint Committee on Taxation.
 
2023-02-02 7:09:51 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Theft in the sense that is a gigantic form of tax evasion in the rate of taxes paid by everyone involved. Theft in the sense that the money could be put into the business to make capital improvements, provide bonuses to the workers who generated the revenue and who would purchase goods and services with that money generating economic production with that money.


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2023-02-02 7:12:40 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Normally corps use public money to buy back stock.


WTF are you babbling about?
 
2023-02-02 7:16:59 AM  

misanthropicsob: Who will benefit the most from this buyback? Mark Zuckerberg. Basically, the company is giving him a huge raise through elevating the valuation of his stock (and, probably, the amount of dividends he receives)z


The whole point of buybacks is to avoid ever paying dividends because of the tax code.
 
2023-02-02 8:30:57 AM  
Buybacks help 401ks. That's a lot of people that benefit. No wonder why Fark hates them.
 
2023-02-02 8:55:41 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: So why did Meta just 11K employees, despite obviously having enough money to keep them? LA Times article from the other day saying that cyclical firings are part of Tech's way of keeping employees from getting too complacent


what does afford have to do with it?  That's not how any company works.
 
2023-02-02 9:01:18 AM  

another one of them: Gee, I wonder how many employees would have to be terminated in order to fund a $40B stock buyback....


Anyone who can read a balance sheet knows the answer is zero.
 
2023-02-02 9:08:36 AM  

BMFPitt: NewportBarGuy: Theft in the sense that is a gigantic form of tax evasion in the rate of taxes paid by everyone involved. Theft in the sense that the money could be put into the business to make capital improvements, provide bonuses to the workers who generated the revenue and who would purchase goods and services with that money generating economic production with that money.

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I know what they do... I know that they also need to buy back shares from time to time... I'm mostly just extremely pissed off with how they've all gamed the system for so many decades. Options grants, buybacks, the repatriotization of overseas profits touted as a benefit to the entire country.

It has all gone into the pockets of the rich with no benefit to anyone else.

I'm just angry, really. Very angry and I want some f*cking contributions from these companies that benefit from being based here. Their contribution to the budget has gone nothing but down as our debts have gone up.

I'm incredibly pro business because I know that without them, we don't have anything. I want stockholders to make money. I want people with 401(k)s to profit so they can retire... But all they are doing is replacing US Debt for their profit stream. It's almost dollar for dollar if you look at it.

They can profit, but they can't take all the f*cking money and leave us with nothing. It's a relationship, a community... they have to contribute to make any of this sh*t work. And they fight tooth and nail not to pay a f*cking thing.

That is incredibly frustrating.

So, until they hop on board, they should be punished as much as possible. Options above $1million should be taxed at 99%. We should return to the 905 tax bracket for top earners.

Until they want to play ball, they can go f*ck themselves.
 
2023-02-02 9:48:16 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I know what they do... I know that they also need to buy back shares from time to time...


Why do you think they need that?  What necessary purpose does it serve?

The rest of your post, I couldn't find anything coherent enough to respond to other than I agree with the part about you being angry.
 
2023-02-02 9:52:07 AM  
Meta is doing a buyback because they cannot find anything better to do with the money.  They tried investing in the company by putting a bunch of money into the Metaverse, but nobody wanted it.  The DOJ is constraining what competitors they can buy, which is how they usually invest in the company.  They have no ideas at all.  They could pay a dividend, but then they would need to do that on a recurring basis.  It would also signal that their growth phase is over, which is death to a tech company.

This is literally the only idea they have for returning the excess money to the shareholders.  That's why they are doing this.
 
2023-02-02 11:14:58 AM  

Rapmaster2000: They could pay a dividend, but then they would need to do that on a recurring basis.  It would also signal that their growth phase is over, which is death to a tech company.


Buyback signals exactly the same thing, as you noted.  One time special dividends are a thing.
 
2023-02-02 11:37:03 AM  

neaorin: NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.

Stock buybacks should never be banned, because as long as there's a way for a company to issue new stock into the market, there also needs to be a way for them to retire said stock from the market.

Instead, align your fiscal policy to tax buybacks so CEOs don't have an incentive to do buybacks vs simply paying a dividend. Make it so the only reason a company will do a buyback is the right one: it legitimately believes that its own stock is undervalued and cannot (at that time) find a better use for the cash iat generates. And no, "let's keep more people on the payroll than we actually need" isn't a better use for cash.


Lol why do you think companies need to retire stock that's in the market? You don't get to undo personal investment decisions, no reason the same can't be true of companies. It's not even like it's an on-going burden to the company because they can set their dividend on common stock to whatever they want. If they don't like the big numbers of shares outstanding they can do a reverse stock split.

If you'd said, in a private company there is no other option for liquidity for shareholders in many cases, so allowing a company to buy back shares is practically necessary, I'm ok with that. Generally the price is set through a periodic fair value analysis so the share buyback doesn't have the effect of booting the share price.

Stock buybacks allow shareholders to postpone taxes and allow management to game a key metric by which their compensation is based. The first is reason enough not to allow it from the government's standpoint.
 
2023-02-02 11:55:53 AM  

BMFPitt: Rapmaster2000: They could pay a dividend, but then they would need to do that on a recurring basis.  It would also signal that their growth phase is over, which is death to a tech company.

Buyback signals exactly the same thing, as you noted.  One time special dividends are a thing.


Tech companies do a lot of buybacks because they are constantly issuing new stock as part of their employee compensation.  It doesn't signal much beyond "we at least care a little bit about how much we are diluting our shareholders".
 
2023-02-02 1:23:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: And that is why stock buybacks should be banned. It's theft, plain and simple.


The corporations are stealing money owned by the corporations to give to the owners of the corporations!
 
2023-02-02 1:40:48 PM  

OptionC: Tech companies do a lot of buybacks because they are constantly issuing new stock as part of their employee compensation.  It doesn't signal much beyond "we at least care a little bit about how much we are diluting our shareholders".


That's not the same thing as what we're talking about.
 
2023-02-02 6:57:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: So, until they hop on board, they should be punished as much as possible. Options above $1million should be taxed at 99%. We should return to the 905 tax bracket for top earners.


That's actually a really good point.

I'm generally on the side of stock option grants because they're a way to incentivize employees to work with the company, not against it. (i.e., you'll make more money as employee if your company gets taken over for a gazillion dollars than if you get a promotion to middle management.)

But the whole reason stock option grants became a thing was because the company couldn't deduct (as an expense against the company's budget) salaries over $1M to the CEO/CFO/etc. This goes way back to the 90s, but Google is farking useless for history and just gives you current-ish results.

https://www.bdo.com/insights/tax/annual-effective-tax-rate-considerations-of-section-162(m)

But the gist of 162(m) as originally written in 1993 (FARK YOU GOOGLE I finally found it!)

https://www.propublica.org/article/the-executive-pay-cap-that-backfired

...was "Uncle Sam says that paying more than $1M in salary to the head honchos of the company is Officially Frowned UponTM" and the corporate world's response was "Fine, we'll pay the CEO $900,000 in Federal Reserve Notes and $99,999 in stonk options dated a few years out!"

If the company fails or just lumbers along, returning profits to the shareholders via boring-ass dividends (boring ass-dividends?) but doesn't go full rocketship of exponential growth, the CEO gets his $900K base pay before the shareholders kick him out and replace him with someone more rapacious. If the company succeeds beyond its wildest dreams, (or the CEO succeeds in selling it to some private equity vulture group for a 20-50-100% premium over the current trading price) the shareholders get their exit, the CEO gets the full payout. I'm not sure at what rate the CEO pays taxes on it (because I'm at a point in my life and career to have closed off all avenues that could possibly put me in a situation to care!), but I'm pretty sure they aren't paying the 37% + 3.8% NIIT top marginal rate.

As for your post itself, I'd say 99% is exorbitant but I'd also think you're just citing it rhetorically. And almost nobody wealthy enough back in the 1950s actually paid the 90.5% top marginal tax rate because damn near everything imaginable was deductible against income back then.

Having said that, you and I might disagree on the tax rate - but I think we do agree on the need for fundamental tax reform. 37% + 3.8% NIIT might be a good starting point. A new tax bracket of *roll 3d8 and add it to that 37% marginal rate* for income over *roll 1d6 and multiply by $10M* might pass the House and Senate. Might not. Depends on how motivated the legislature is.

As motivation, were I the purple-winged Emperor of Earthquestria, I'd propose that both teams roll their dice three times. Then the (R) team takes the lowest of their three rolls as their starting point, the (D) team takes the highest of its three rolls as their starting point, and we lock the House Committee on Ways and Means into a Faraday cage containing a bunch of NERF weapons, no washrooms, and no food.

The door does not unlock until the Committee sends a bill to Congress.


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Unbeknownst to the Committee, there are very tiny cameras in the corners of the room that can see through the tiny gaps in the Faraday cage that prevents any of them from communicating with the outside world. Uncle Sam is charging $1/hour per viewer to watch the livestream.

Whatever bill they produce is irrelevant. If they produce a bill at all. The national debt is paid off even if it goes as well as this re-enactment from a more innocent timeline.
 
2023-02-02 9:38:12 PM  

TheMarvelousLibertarian: Buybacks help 401ks. That's a lot of people that benefit. No wonder why Fark hates them.


You know what? Fark 401k's.

Give me a stable, fully funded pension fund instead.  Like the good old days. They force companies to keep a realistic view of their financial planning and long-term fiscal health.

401k funds are how bean counters "reward" employee loyalty. Bean counters are the Bain Capital of employee loyalty.  Parasites.
 
2023-02-02 10:09:17 PM  

another one of them: You know what? Fark 401k's.

Give me a stable, fully funded pension fund instead.  Like the good old days. They force companies to keep a realistic view of their financial planning and long-term fiscal health.

401k funds are how bean counters "reward" employee loyalty. Bean counters are the Bain Capital of employee loyalty.  Parasites.


Cool false nostalgia you have for pensions.  In the real world they weren't fully funded, and even if we pretend they were it still removes your ability to get a better, higher paying job because you're tied to that one employer for life.
 
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