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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Attorneys general from 20 slave states warn CVS and Walgreens about interfering with their property   (ktla.com) divider line
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5567 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Feb 2023 at 4:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 3:45:32 PM  
The Red States know their threats are in direct violation of the Federal decision to make abortion pills available by mail. Their plan is to push it all the way to the Supreme Court, who will likely use dubious reasoning to override the commerce clause, at least where Republican causes stand to be advanced.
How dubious?
Well, here's some of Alito's citations for overturning Roe:
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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 3:49:30 PM  
CVS will try to skirt the line of kind of sort of doing whatever makes them the most money without pissing people off in a public way.
 
enry [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 3:50:23 PM  
Pretty sure the FDA said abortion pills by mail is fine.
 
Thank You Black Jesus! [BareFark]
2023-02-01 3:54:23 PM  
jill stein would have made sure they were accessible in all 50 states
 
aleister_greynight [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:01:29 PM  
The FDA rule is in direct violation of federal law,

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Epic Fap Session
2023-02-01 4:23:12 PM  
Why aren't the fetus-fetishists treated like every other group of busybody misfits trying to be up in your biz?
 
Emporer of Texas-a-stan [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:24:45 PM  
The party of small government, everybody.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:26:36 PM  
Would you want some random stranger giving drugs to YOUR livestock subby?!?!
 
dailygrinds
2023-02-01 4:29:06 PM  
So North Dakota is simultaneously trying to restrict interstate commerce to force women to give birth while suing their neighbor state for restricting interstate commerce to combat climate change?
 
Palined Parenthood [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:29:17 PM  
attorney's*
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-02-01 4:32:39 PM  
Expanding the court would've been too divisive. It's better to trust the process that led to this.
 
AmbassadorBooze
2023-02-01 4:33:00 PM  
We need an underground railroad to depopulate the slave states of bodies with vaginas.  Turn the slave states into a sausage party.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-01 4:34:31 PM  

enry: Pretty sure the FDA said abortion pills by mail is fine.


Pfffft, what does the FDA know about Federal law?
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:34:47 PM  

dailygrinds: So North Dakota is simultaneously trying to restrict interstate commerce to force women to give birth while suing their neighbor state for restricting interstate commerce to combat climate change?


Welcome to "conservatism".
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-01 4:35:16 PM  

enry: Pretty sure the FDA said abortion pills by mail is fine.


Yeah but the GOP says thats in violation of federal law because of reasons.
 
austerity101
2023-02-01 4:35:18 PM  

enry: Pretty sure the FDA said abortion pills by mail is fine.


Yeah, what authority do they have here? None. It's none, right?
 
kbronsito
2023-02-01 4:35:25 PM  
Good thing Hillary didn't get to name any judges to the SC. Maybe she finally got the message that she was not inspiring enough.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:35:56 PM  
I dunno, I'd put my money on the side with the most money. Politicians have this thing about getting reelected and that comes before their standards.
 
The Bunyip
2023-02-01 4:35:56 PM  
They said they were gonna. And they're not going to dial back now. This shiat needs to be stomped out and quickly - so that it has no chance to spread and grow. Fark these people and fark the people that voted for this.
 
jst3p
2023-02-01 4:36:12 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: We need an underground railroad to depopulate the slave states of bodies with vaginas.  Turn the slave states into a sausage party.


I have brought this up before but I think there is potential for a service that flies a woman out of a red state to a state like pro-choice Colorado, provides temporary housing, transportation to the abortion clinic and back, then flies her home.

Call it Air B&B-D&C
 
qorkfiend
2023-02-01 4:37:09 PM  

The Bunyip: They said they were gonna. And they're not going to dial back now. This shiat needs to be stomped out and quickly - so that it has no chance to spread and grow. Fark these people and fark the people that voted for this.


Well, yeah. Lots of people were warning you six, ten, 15 years ago that this was going to be the outcome. Thanks for finally showing up to the party.
 
ENS
2023-02-01 4:37:13 PM  
The logical end-point here is law enforcement in these states going through everybody's mail. You know, like in prison.

Maybe it will keep them from terrorizing librarians for five minutes, at least.
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:37:57 PM  

kbronsito: Good thing Hillary didn't get to name any judges to the SC. Maybe she finally got the message that she was not inspiring enough.


Did centrists get a memo to threadjack all conversations to Hillary today?
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-01 4:38:37 PM  
The people's elected representatives

These are the same people the GOP thought were too stupid to vote on issues like redistricting and legalizing marijuana.

Funny how they're never too stupid to put these clowns into office in the first place.
 
JDAT [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:40:01 PM  
Slave States?  Well, I suppose that's one way of not letting go of the past.
 
The Bunyip
2023-02-01 4:40:05 PM  

qorkfiend: Well, yeah. Lots of people were warning you six, ten, 15 years ago that this was going to be the outcome. Thanks for finally showing up to the party.


I've been working in public health for 26 years now, thanks.
 
olorin604
2023-02-01 4:40:36 PM  
Missouri attorney general is a position only given to the most backward redneck asshole leakage they can find.
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:40:55 PM  

misanthropicsob: kbronsito: Good thing Hillary didn't get to name any judges to the SC. Maybe she finally got the message that she was not inspiring enough.

Did centrists get a memo to threadjack all conversations to Hillary today?


Hilarious coming from the person who threadjacks all conversations to Biden.
 
Bazolar
2023-02-01 4:41:25 PM  

dailygrinds: So North Dakota is simultaneously trying to restrict interstate commerce to force women to give birth while suing their neighbor state for restricting interstate commerce to combat climate change?


It all makes perfect sense to conservatives.  Sometimes I think it must be nice to not have to think too deeply about anything, but I can't seem to stop myself.  Anymore, I'm starting to feel like this guy:

Night Court | S05E14 "I'm Okay You're Catotonic Schizophrenic" | Al Speaks
Youtube vvJvRkj9bXg


I KNOW what's real, but a third of the country has decided to create their own evil reality and the other third can't be bothered to turn off the Kardshians to vote either way.
 
Weaver95
2023-02-01 4:42:02 PM  
I'm gonna make a lot of money smuggling birth control meds to red states.
 
olorin604
2023-02-01 4:42:05 PM  

dailygrinds: So North Dakota is simultaneously trying to restrict interstate commerce to force women to give birth while suing their neighbor state for restricting interstate commerce to combat climate change?


Wilhoit
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:42:13 PM  

fatassbastard: misanthropicsob: kbronsito: Good thing Hillary didn't get to name any judges to the SC. Maybe she finally got the message that she was not inspiring enough.

Did centrists get a memo to threadjack all conversations to Hillary today?

Hilarious coming from the person who threadjacks all conversations to Biden.


Unlike Hillary, Joe Biden is (unfortunately) our current president.
 
Rucker10
2023-02-01 4:43:14 PM  
Can we thaw this dude out yet so he can explain to the dirt farmers again just how unimportant they really are?

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qorkfiend
2023-02-01 4:43:17 PM  

The Bunyip: qorkfiend: Well, yeah. Lots of people were warning you six, ten, 15 years ago that this was going to be the outcome. Thanks for finally showing up to the party.

I've been working in public health for 26 years now, thanks.


That has exactly nothing to do with what I said.
 
sleze
2023-02-01 4:43:41 PM  
Ooga booga intensifies
 
austerity101
2023-02-01 4:44:08 PM  

ENS: The logical end-point here is law enforcement in these states going through everybody's mail. You know, like in prison.

Maybe it will keep them from terrorizing librarians for five minutes, at least.


That seems to run significantly afoul of federal laws.
 
Singleballtheory
2023-02-01 4:44:26 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: We need an underground railroad to depopulate the slave states of bodies with vaginas.  Turn the slave states into a sausage party.


Problem is they each get two Senators whether the state population is 10 million or 10. And when it really comes down to it, control of the Senate (or lack thereof) is what has led to everything being the way it currently is.
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:45:20 PM  

misanthropicsob: fatassbastard: misanthropicsob: kbronsito: Good thing Hillary didn't get to name any judges to the SC. Maybe she finally got the message that she was not inspiring enough.

Did centrists get a memo to threadjack all conversations to Hillary today?

Hilarious coming from the person who threadjacks all conversations to Biden.

Unlike Hillary, Joe Biden is (unfortunately) our current president.


Threadjacking is threadjacking, sport.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:46:01 PM  

JDAT: Slave States?  Well, I suppose that's one way of not letting go of the past.


I hear if a woman escapes her husband more than twice they cut off the front of one of her feet.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-01 4:46:16 PM  

olorin604: Missouri attorney general is a position only given to the most backward redneck asshole leakage they can find.


Usually its just a step to a higher office so they use it to pander the shiat out of their base.
 
AmbassadorBooze
2023-02-01 4:46:30 PM  

jst3p: AmbassadorBooze: We need an underground railroad to depopulate the slave states of bodies with vaginas.  Turn the slave states into a sausage party.

I have brought this up before but I think there is potential for a service that flies a woman out of a red state to a state like pro-choice Colorado, provides temporary housing, transportation to the abortion clinic and back, then flies her home.

Call it Air B&B-D&C


Why return to a slave state?

Why help bodies with vaginas that want to get an abortion, but otherwise support the slave states?  Anybody that wants to live in Gilead should be barred from getting help.
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:47:38 PM  

fatassbastard: misanthropicsob: fatassbastard: misanthropicsob: kbronsito: Good thing Hillary didn't get to name any judges to the SC. Maybe she finally got the message that she was not inspiring enough.

Did centrists get a memo to threadjack all conversations to Hillary today?

Hilarious coming from the person who threadjacks all conversations to Biden.

Unlike Hillary, Joe Biden is (unfortunately) our current president.

Threadjacking is threadjacking, sport.


It's ironic that you're complaining about my complaining about threadjacking considering how much you complain about threadjacking yourself.
 
AmbassadorBooze
2023-02-01 4:47:48 PM  

Singleballtheory: AmbassadorBooze: We need an underground railroad to depopulate the slave states of bodies with vaginas.  Turn the slave states into a sausage party.

Problem is they each get two Senators whether the state population is 10 million or 10. And when it really comes down to it, control of the Senate (or lack thereof) is what has led to everything being the way it currently is.


Gitmo.

Problem solved.  Keep using the power of gitmo until the problem is solved.
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:48:16 PM  
Here's the way it should go:

1.) Woman gets pregnant.
2.) Doctor advises woman to terminate pregnancy for health reasons.
3.) Woman orders pills across state lines.
4.) Attorney General interferes, woman fails to terminate pregnancy.
5.) Woman dies of pregnancy-related complications.
6.) Attorney General is charged with murder, federally, for interfering with necessary healthcare.
 
kmgenesis23
2023-02-01 4:49:06 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: We need an underground railroad to depopulate the slave states of bodies with vaginas.  Turn the slave states into a sausage party.


Agreed.

And I will repeat an offer: If you happen to find yourself in a red state where this is happening and need to come to Minnesota for abortion services, we have a guest room available. You can stay with us, no charge, and we'll help get you to/from any appointment(s), the airport/bus/train terminal, homecooked food, etc. I'm sure there are legit organizations that help coordinate that stuff that would put me on some sort of contact list but no clue who they might be or how to participate in the effort beyond providing donations.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-01 4:49:36 PM  

olorin604: Missouri attorney general is a position only given to the most backward redneck asshole leakage they can find.


What exactly are you implying about the likes of Josh "Fist Pumping an Insurrect- SHIAT, RUN AWAY" Hawley, Eric "Wrongful Convictions Should Stand" Schmitt, and John "Cover Up the Stone Boobs!" Ashcroft?
 
Rucker10
2023-02-01 4:49:49 PM  

JDAT: Slave States?  Well, I suppose that's one way of not letting go of the past.


The welfare states. The government subsidized states. The useless states. The third world.

I dunno man, we could come up with so many.

The garbage states?
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:49:54 PM  

JDAT: Slave States?  Well, I suppose that's one way of not letting go of the past.


I'll bet you money and fark reputations that over 50% of the states signing this letter were confederate states.

Are you going to take my bet or just admit you are wrong?
 
Im_Gumby
2023-02-01 4:50:01 PM  

Chthonic Echoes: Here's the way it should go:

1.) Woman gets pregnant.
2.) Doctor advises woman to terminate pregnancy for health reasons.
3.) Woman orders pills across state lines.
4.) Attorney General interferes, woman fails to terminate pregnancy.
5.) Woman dies of pregnancy-related complications.
6.) Attorney General is charged with murder, federally, for interfering with necessary healthcare.


Ideally, most of us would prefer to spare the life of the woman, but barring that, yours is the next best course of action.
 
kkinnison [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:50:44 PM  
If
 
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